Peter Andre #3 The mini chipolata still works!

[Miss Begotten]

Well this is tragic news.
It looks like St Peeeeeder’s knighthood could be on hold.

Peter Andre banned from Buckingham Palace after 'devastating' accident

'I was devastated.'

metro.co.uk

 

[HerFromInTheMiddle]

Well this is tragic news.
It looks like St Peeeeeder’s knighthood could be on hold.

Peter Andre banned from Buckingham Palace after 'devastating' accident

'I was devastated.'

metro.co.uk

He does love his kids tho

 

[QueenoftheBerkleyHunts]

You do know that when that staff member said ‘one square metre of this carpet costs more than your house’ that PA replied ‘I bet it didn’t, but I’m really sorry anyways and (insert story about himself here)……

 

[ranchdistressing]

Is he a Tory or was he just hard up and needed the pay day to attend their party conference?

Imagine Katie Price becoming the second most shameful thing you've been in....

 

[Idontevengohere]

Does he have a little store of pointless stories like this and he picks one out whenever he is sliding too far into irrelevance. Why oh why didn't his father pull out.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Is he a Tory or was he just hard up and needed the pay day to attend their party conference?

Imagine Katie Price becoming the second most shameful thing you've been in....

Didn’t he have a brief, unsuccessful stab at presenting on Gbeebies? I honestly can’t decide if that’s better or worse than KP.

 

[shellie]

Didn’t he have a brief, unsuccessful stab at presenting on Gbeebies? I honestly can’t decide if that’s better or worse than KP.

He is supposedly on paternity leave but the baby is now six months and there is no sign of him going back so I assume he's done.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Is he a Tory or was he just hard up and needed the pay day to attend their party conference?

Imagine Katie Price becoming the second most shameful thing you've been in....

I'd strongly guess that he is Tory. Always got those vibes.

 

[Miss Begotten]

He is supposedly on paternity leave but the baby is now six months and there is no sign of him going back so I assume he's done.

Paternity leave ? Don’t you need to have a job to take paternity leave? He should take permanent leave from being such a massive fanny.

 

[GalGal]

He still loves his kids but this popped up on my tickytocky. He’s fucki@g vile

Forgot how English he sounded, I always think of him as Aussie.
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Peter Andre fans go wild as promotion means they can nab tour tickets for £1

PETER Andre fans are going wild after realising they can grab tickets for his upcoming tour for just £1. The gigs kick off in January and will see Peter, 51, perform the songbook of American …

www.thesun.co.uk

Struggling for Christmas present ideas for the one you hate? Well I have just the thing if you've a quid going spare.

He’ll be paying people to go and see him next.

 

[A-Soul]

Just checking in to see if ‘ole Pete has inserted himself into the Liam Payne tragedy yet…

 

[Miss Begotten]

Just checking in to see if ‘ole Pete has inserted himself into the Liam Payne tragedy yet…

It’s only a matter of time.
Could I politely ask you not to talk about Peeeder inserting himself anywhere. I’d quite like to be able to keep my dinner down.

 

[Flowergirl14]

Just checking in to see if ‘ole Pete has inserted himself into the Liam Payne tragedy yet…

Well Laura Whitmore has managed it!!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Well Laura Whitmore has managed it!!

Laura Whitmore inserted herself into Peeder Andre?

 

[Pricey's Horse Box]

It might have been car crash TV but The Girlie Show were right about Peter Andre

 

[HerFromInTheMiddle]

Please duck off. I know you love your kids but stop

 

[Miss Begotten]

Please duck off. I know you love your kids but stop

Did literally every other singer in the world turn them down?
Booking him isn’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s lifting the barrel up and rooting around in the scuzzy stuff underneath.

 

[Idontevengohere]

Did literally every other singer in the world turn them down?
Booking him isn’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s lifting the barrel up and rooting around in the scuzzy stuff underneath.

The barrell has a hole it the bottom and now they're scooping up the maggots and other creepy crawlies that lurk in the dark and shady places beneath.

 

[Miss Begotten]

The barrell has a hole it the bottom and now they're scooping up the maggots and other creepy crawlies that lurk in the dark and shady places beneath.

And underneath the maggots and creepy crawlies, behold, it’s the Mysterious Girl crooner.

 

[Pricey's Horse Box]

Please duck off. I know you love your kids but stop

I've never heard of this parade!