Once people like Owen finally realize the game is up they play the mental health or neuro-diversity card. They jump on the current bandwagon of monetizing their real or imagined mental health 'issues'. I foresee a me me me me memoir about all of his various 'struggles'. A real page-turner and uplifting tome just in time for christmas.
"...I knew I had reached rock-bottom when I thought I heard the photo-copier telling me to jump out of the window at Guardian HQ ...."
The photocopier, a Tory TERF machine programmed by the cishet white Western capitalist hegemony, was issuing microaggressions with every sheet of paper. I slammed my Macbook shut in despair. I could bear it no longer.
"The colour of the paper was mocking me, sheet by sheet. White. White privilege pouring-out of the infernal machine. In many ways the humble photocopier is the ultimate totem of colonialism ...."
Seriously, if we put our minds together we could ghost write his enevitable memoir.
You’d think he’d maybe be enjoying a honeymoon this week rather than gurning on Jeremy Vine
It's probably my imagination, but it seems a lot of gay men in the public eye seem to couple-up with someone from Brazil! Is it a fashion trend or something??
Seem bizarre to mention someone's job in a wedding announcement. It's giving me "I'm looking for a guy in finance" energy.Isn't that a Jewish mother joke? "My son, thebeautiful Braziliandoctor."