Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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Niomi should just throw in the towel at being a content creator because she's not one, just be frank that you're a human walking billboard and don't pretend you're some altruistic artist.

I was catching up on my favorite Polish vlogs today from @Agasava and the way she was talking about this fun trashy thriller she was reading made me pause, get the ebook and I'm 15% in already and having a fun time, now that's an influencer lol, and she wasn't even working with the audio service to sell it or anything, it was just her day and her enjoying it while out for a run with her dog. Then she was back home and did some delicious cooking, which is nothing that Nims is good at anymore it seems, it's like she lost the small bit of passion she had for it and it's so apparent when I watch genuine people filming their actual life with ups and downs that they share with others on YT.
 
frooshh said:
He does know that if anything, the drugs are damaging his brain and NOT causing him to evolve into a higher human being or whatever he likes to think???? There is science behind how the release of so much seratonin/dopamine caused by recreational drugs is actually really harmful for your brain in the long run. But he seems very anti-science. So incredibly dangerous and frustrating that people with a platform (even a small one) don’t care about misinformation.
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I read anti-science as anti-sincere.

Also fits.
 
This is altogether kind of alarming (without really caring about her) because last time she left him and was back in London she made several videos and was clearly glowing (though a bit manic as per usual); this time it only took one London video and already it's radio silence. She's probably contemplating her life choices and wondering how she got here, 30-something without a husband or children, and asking herself how she can be sooo accomplished and beautiful and full of cash and yet all she can get are the Forky and Donkey of this world. She may also be wondering why most of her YouTube videos (of her yapping about spirituality and right paths) can't seem to make it to 30K views, and most of her Insta posts don't make it to 15K likes. If i had tanked my money-making career in a few years the way she has, I too would have a crisis, not even counting her personal life.
 
Callan said:
Niomi should just throw in the towel at being a content creator because she's not one, just be frank that you're a human walking billboard and don't pretend you're some altruistic artist.

I was catching up on my favorite Polish vlogs today from @Agasava and the way she was talking about this fun trashy thriller she was reading made me pause, get the ebook and I'm 15% in already and having a fun time, now that's an influencer lol, and she wasn't even working with the audio service to sell it or anything, it was just her day and her enjoying it while out for a run with her dog. Then she was back home and did some delicious cooking, which is nothing that Nims is good at anymore it seems, it's like she lost the small bit of passion she had for it and it's so apparent when I watch genuine people filming their actual life with ups and downs that they share with others on YT.
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These are the kind of accounts I love. Just people talking about their everyday lives in an authentic way, not trying to impress anyone. They are so hard to find, but absolute gems once you do
 
Callan said:
Niomi should just throw in the towel at being a content creator because she's not one, just be frank that you're a human walking billboard and don't pretend you're some altruistic artist.

I was catching up on my favorite Polish vlogs today from @Agasava and the way she was talking about this fun trashy thriller she was reading made me pause, get the ebook and I'm 15% in already and having a fun time, now that's an influencer lol, and she wasn't even working with the audio service to sell it or anything, it was just her day and her enjoying it while out for a run with her dog. Then she was back home and did some delicious cooking, which is nothing that Nims is good at anymore it seems, it's like she lost the small bit of passion she had for it and it's so apparent when I watch genuine people filming their actual life with ups and downs that they share with others on YT.
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What book is it?.I love a trashy thriller.
 
melfish said:
These are the kind of accounts I love. Just people talking about their everyday lives in an authentic way, not trying to impress anyone. They are so hard to find, but absolute gems once you do
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Yes, I feel the same way :) this girl Agata and her husband foster old dogs that nobody wants, they fix them up mentally and physically and give them a new life, it's so sweet to watch them thrive again over time. She's also been going to therapy for a few years and shares some very interesting insights, she was talking about wellness in the last vlog I watched and she said that wellness is more about feeling good than trying to be happy by brute force 7 days a week like Niomi is doing,
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LaraQ said:
What book is it?.I love a trashy thriller.
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It's the red one, part 2 of a series, you can read it probably in a day or two :)

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Shutterbug99 said:
He might be talking about this set of photos. The photographer is the same woman he recently purchased the 'nude diving' print from. So he has been interested in her for a while....he basically paid her to hang out with him and take photos a few tears back and initiated contact again by buying a print/tagging her on Instagram right after Nims dumped him.

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this feels like a photoshoot set up to prove that he does in fact....have a chin

our chinless wonder needed the world to know it...
 
- her camera is SO shaky in the Notting Hill part, it is making me dizzy
- in the beginning of the video she talks about how she hasn't had her hair done in a long time, so there is a very stark line between her natural color and the hair dye. Then she goes to the salon and this is her hair afterwards:
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I don't understand why it still looks like grown out roots, it doesn't look blended to me?
- she mentions many times how excited and happy she is to be back in UK, especially Notting Hill
- she says she "misses elements of Bali", but Bali is like a different world from to UK, "you can't even compare them", so she says "I don't miss it every day"
- she went to Rosanna's house to hang out, missed both trains to London (classic Niomi), so Rosanna let her sleep over.
- Rosanna was doing a LOT, she used Niomi's old cookbook for a recipe, then pulled out a whole thing of smart skin, saying she stocked up before Niomi shut down the brand
 
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formerly_sitkx said:
- her camera is SO shaky in the Notting Hill part, it is making me dizzy
- in the beginning of the video she talks about how she hasn't had her hair done in a long time, so there is a very stark line between her natural color and the hair dye. Then she goes to the salon and this is her hair afterwards:
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I don't understand why it still looks like grown out roots, it doesn't look blended to me?
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Has she had balayage on the ends that were in poor condition? Any decent hairdresser would have told her no, but guessing that it was #kindlygifted
 
Sound at the beginning of the video is awful.

1) She looks awful/tired/exhausted
Before routine / After routine : her skin is so damaged / wrinkled by the sun
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No sign of their star
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2) She had a meeting.
3) Weird cringey scream about Notting Hill + Meeting a friend
4) Getting a haircut at Larry "the hairfryer" King
5) Complaining about the rain in UK - Shooooking
6) Getting new glasses
7) Walking Noodles + doing groceries (amazed that vegetables are in paper bags)
8) Amazed at the sky (peeeerfect winter evening + strange moaning)
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9) Wrapping gifts

Conclusion : boring to watch but you can tell she seems happier in London than in Bali. No sign of donkey
 
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