Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties
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Mr.Mistoffelees
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The audio in the beginning is atrocious. She's done YouTube for over a decade. Niomi is allergic to improving in any way that counts.
coriander
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Isn't it funny how none of her 'friends' have ever visited her in Bali?? None of them have a 9-5 so I don't see why they can't, lol.
Her skin could rival Forky's in the new video, why is it red raw???
One thing I'll say about Nims though, I've noticed that she doesn't follow fashion trends as much as your average influencer, which is quite nice? I mean I rarely like anything that she wears but at least it's not what we see every day on instagram and tiktok.
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Actually I take it back, she's currently cosplaying 'the frazzled english woman' yapping on about how other youtubers are so glamourous with perfectly curled hair and manicures....and she's just 'not like that'
Her skin could rival Forky's in the new video, why is it red raw???
One thing I'll say about Nims though, I've noticed that she doesn't follow fashion trends as much as your average influencer, which is quite nice? I mean I rarely like anything that she wears but at least it's not what we see every day on instagram and tiktok.
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Actually I take it back, she's currently cosplaying 'the frazzled english woman' yapping on about how other youtubers are so glamourous with perfectly curled hair and manicures....and she's just 'not like that'
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Coldfeet
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She's always trying to make herself sound 'special or different'- not realising she's crashingly dull. Who knew Barley and Sussex were so different? Fancy that 
The attempt at the 'faux' posh voice is her trying to sound childlike and in awe of mundane things. Food in paper- mind blowing. Holly in December- wow!! 
The attempt at the 'faux' posh voice is her trying to sound childlike and in awe of mundane things. Food in paper- mind blowing. Holly in December- wow!! 
talkingbody
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She kinda threw shade at Zoe when she was saying vlogmases have all these extravagant intro's now compared to people who watch her because she's more "real"
curiouscat106
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The music on the new video is so annoying 
other than that it’s actually quite a nice one. Nothing extraordinary just average. Weird how she doesn’t say who she’s going to Copenhagen with, or if it’s a business or just for fun trip..?
She’s definitely loads happier though, that’s obvious. Because already her days have more purpose, even if it’s just laundry/food shopping. She keeps saying how she loves running errands, getting things ticked off her to-do list, feeling accomplished. Just shows how miserable she was in Bali with nothing to do but write in her journal.
other than that it’s actually quite a nice one. Nothing extraordinary just average. Weird how she doesn’t say who she’s going to Copenhagen with, or if it’s a business or just for fun trip..?She’s definitely loads happier though, that’s obvious. Because already her days have more purpose, even if it’s just laundry/food shopping. She keeps saying how she loves running errands, getting things ticked off her to-do list, feeling accomplished. Just shows how miserable she was in Bali with nothing to do but write in her journal.
lurkerxx
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There is no way she has been in Copenhagen alone. She's being mysterious on purpose and I truly would not be surprised if there is a new guy on the scene.
Yeah, the shade at vloggers like Zoe, lol. Because Nims is so much more authentic than everyone, more real. Could be a meaningless comment, but I just really think she'd change places with the likes of Zoe in an instant - kids, engaged to be married, living in the countryside. It's awful I see her this way, but I do.
Yeah, the shade at vloggers like Zoe, lol. Because Nims is so much more authentic than everyone, more real. Could be a meaningless comment, but I just really think she'd change places with the likes of Zoe in an instant - kids, engaged to be married, living in the countryside. It's awful I see her this way, but I do.
Callan
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Jamie finds Christmas "challenging" because he has to face his family who funds his lifestyle and Niomi thinks that putting work and effort into having creative videos is not being "real" lol, these two are something I swear
Rosie34567-2
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Wait what, she's in Copenhagen right now???
I'm actually getting kind of mad now. Niomi needs to sit the f*ck down and stay home. Christmas is literally in 3 days and she should be in Brighton with her family. It's also cutting it too close and not worth the risk of flights being delayed/canceled and potentially missing the holiday all together. Copenhagen will still be there in January.
I'm actually getting kind of mad now. Niomi needs to sit the f*ck down and stay home. Christmas is literally in 3 days and she should be in Brighton with her family. It's also cutting it too close and not worth the risk of flights being delayed/canceled and potentially missing the holiday all together. Copenhagen will still be there in January.
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Lol apologies if this has already been posted but look who's profile came up on my friend in Dublin's hinge... healthy living is a non negotiable but lists himself as a drug taker who's unvaccinated? 
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supercalifragilis
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wow she's learned the word "elements" you guys.
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The meeting is for a "great cause" but it's all secret and will be "launched" in March. No contradictions to see here!
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The meeting is for a "great cause" but it's all secret and will be "launched" in March. No contradictions to see here!
Callan
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"great cause" = paying Niomi $$ to make low effort about it
supercalifragilis
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This b**** really loves Notting Hill.
That coat is atrocious. And it doesn't look warm at all.
Ok did she miss those two trains and then didn't feed Noodle until the next night?
That coat is atrocious. And it doesn't look warm at all.
Ok did she miss those two trains and then didn't feed Noodle until the next night?
coriander
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Wait what, she's in Copenhagen right now???
I'm actually getting kind of mad now. Niomi needs to sit the f*ck down and stay home. Christmas is literally in 3 days and she should be in Brighton with her family. It's also cutting it too close and not worth the risk of flights being delayed/canceled and potentially missing the holiday all together. Copenhagen will still be there in January.
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Being alone with her thoughts? Never
omg you're right....who's feeding the dog?!!? she's actually useless
Nice find!!!!!Lol apologies if this has already been posted but look who's profile came up on my friend in Dublin's hinge... healthy living is a non negotiable but lists himself as a drug taker who's unvaccinated?
Callan
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Lol apologies if this has already been posted but look who's profile came up on my friend in Dublin's hinge... healthy living is a non negotiable but lists himself as a drug taker who's unvaccinated?
Not political, loves Trump. OKay...
julixx
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The way I would click "Remove" at the speed of light if I saw this and didn't even know who he wasLol apologies if this has already been posted but look who's profile came up on my friend in Dublin's hinge... healthy living is a non negotiable but lists himself as a drug taker who's unvaccinated?
Shutterbug99
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If she's in Copenhagen then she might be visiting that friend she also visited in Bali; it seems she lives between London and Copenhagen. Nims really can't stay put for more than five minutes!
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Report his profile! You might save someone from bowing to his peen at a cock worship retreat!
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Lol apologies if this has already been posted but look who's profile came up on my friend in Dublin's hinge... healthy living is a non negotiable but lists himself as a drug taker who's unvaccinated?
Report his profile! You might save someone from bowing to his peen at a cock worship retreat!
Hereforthelellls
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So many red flags in that Hinge bio, but my number one is Non-political. I absolutely hate that. Be engaged with decisions that affect your community!!! Oh and unvaccinated- no thanks.
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