Niomi Smart #83 Her ego died, Lordon’s arse is open wide, Garbage Garry knuckle-deep inside, will she ever be a bride?

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SarahN said:
Made me sad too. I mean, she had her dream man, her dream life, had what seemed like an idyllic future (for her) ahead of her, and she had the rug pulled from under her in such a sudden way, I think we can all empathise how devastating it must have been.

if only she had not tried to suppress the pain, had sought help, I’m pretty sure she would not be in the situation she’s in at the moment
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Alas. It was all a fictional dream. She portrayed a pahhhhhfect life with DJ but it was anything but!!
Now doing the same with pointy peen.🤢
 
She's now on the beg for a freebie hotel stay in Bangkok - hoping a hotel will kindly 'reach out' and gift her a stay. 🤢

If I didn't already know Lordon was there lurking in the background, I'd never guess. She never shows him, never mentions him at all and now always speaks in terms of 'I' rather than 'we.' She's meant to be marrying this guy, yet she's making it seem like she's on a solo trip to Bali, all because people can't stand the sight of him and keep calling him a creep. She should think about that!
 
Shutterbug99 said:
She's now on the beg for a freebie hotel stay in Bangkok - hoping a hotel will kindly 'reach out' and gift her a stay. 🤢
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This is the WORST kind of behaviour on IG. I used to love a jewellery designer who seemed like the nicest woman in the world, so down to earth and genuine, always talking about supporting small businesses and how hard she’d worked to start her own company… but since she’d had a baby she’s ALWAYS asking for the best baby stuff, but frames it as if she’s wanting advice on products. Such BS. She’s getting married soon and the other day she was asking for “help” about where best to go on honeymoon in Jan/Feb that’s also toddler friendly (basically, hey 👋 any travel companies/hotels want to gift us a honeymoon and I’ll put it on my gram for exposure) 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
She thinks she’s being very wise with these word salads. This is just nonsensical/brain-washed/empty sayings. And she is, once again, speaking to herself. What are you afraid of, Niomi? What do you need to accept? Why do you need courage? Acceptance means living with something you can’t change. A disease. Financial problems. A real problem. What is there in her life that she has to accept because she can’t change it? Can’t she SEE this? Can’t she see SHE HAS A bleeping CHOICE?!?!?! She says it herself. WE HAVE A CHOICE. If she looks to her life and relationship as something she has to accept, that alone proves all of it is wrong. And the funniest and most infuriating thing is I believe, DEEP DOWN, she knows this and it’s why she has the necessity to post these things. I just want to slap her.
 

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curiouscat106 said:
This is the WORST kind of behaviour on IG. I used to love a jewellery designer who seemed like the nicest woman in the world, so down to earth and genuine, always talking about supporting small businesses and how hard she’d worked to start her own company… but since she’d had a baby she’s ALWAYS asking for the best baby stuff, but frames it as if she’s wanting advice on products. Such BS. She’s getting married soon and the other day she was asking for “help” about where best to go on honeymoon in Jan/Feb that’s also toddler friendly (basically, hey 👋 any travel companies/hotels want to gift us a honeymoon and I’ll put it on my gram for exposure) 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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I absolutely hate when influencers do this. Some (most) of them really have no shame. I always remember one time Tanya Burr went on IG and asked her followers for mattress recommendations all because she wanted a free mattress. She got it too. Absolutely no shame! Lily Pebbles is terrible for it. She never spends her own money and goes on the beg for absolutely everything! Kate La Vie is another one: any time she wants something new she gets on IG and tags several brands. A few weeks later the item (sofa, coffee machine...) shows up on her IG #kindlygifted or #prdiscount.
 
LydiaDeetzHat said:
I recall Joe.. but i dont recall why they split.. can anyone refresh my memory. The wiki says he dumped her.. was there any indication why?
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SarahN said:
I don’t believe so. Perhaps lockdown brought it home to him that he didn’t not wish to marry her. I remember her being insufferable when they moved back to Joes flat in Fulham where his brother also lived.
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It was a lot of stuff, too much to list here. The super condensed version is that she was posting vlogs where it was seen that she was controlling his food intake, frequently making fun of him for eating more than she deemed acceptable (he ate normal portions), she never seemed to help with tedious house stuff like packing, moving, or preparing for their India relocation. He was getting thinner and sadder looking as the videos progressed. He’s not vegan, but she never (at least on video) allowed him non-vegan alternatives for meals. I think Joe had to eat all vegan at home, despite that not being his choice. For reference, Marcus talked about how he developed an eating disorder during his relationship with her, so this is a trend.

She hid Joe’s multiple peanut butter jars, and he kept buying more because they kept disappearing. When COVID started, they lived in Joe’s parents’ guesthouse, and she posted vlogs where she was being passive aggressive to him often, there was a lot of tension that tattlers picked up on. Then, they moved into Joe’s flat that his brother Freddie was living in, and Niomi immediately went on a mission to establish dominance. She pointed out in her videos that it was Joe's flat and that Joe is so kind for letting Freddy live there. She took down a lot of the previous decor and put up her own. If I remember correctly, this might have been the last vlog with Joe? After that the breakup events started. Many tattlers assumed that Joe moved them into the shared Freddy flat to have a better exit plan from the relationship. Like I said, this is the short version of what happened 😅

(for legal reasons, this is all speculation) :LOL:
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Coldfeet said:
Alas. It was all a fictional dream. She portrayed a pahhhhhfect life with DJ but it was anything but!!
Now doing the same with pointy peen.🤢
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Exactly. She was completely oblivious to the obvious cracks in their "perfect" relationship. It was so odd that Tattlers were noticing all this passive aggression and red flags in her vlogs, predicting the breakup, but she was none the wiser when he ended it.
 
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earlgrey said:
Her old moving vlogs with Joe are pretty funny in hindsight, he’s always running around, packing everything up, going to a storage unit, driving somewhere, and she swans about with her camera, locking herself out, buying skincare and getting her hair done.



Then her moving vlog where she is solo, she forgot to get boxes until the day the movers are coming, panics, does yoga and calls Forky over to help her.

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moving to India in 10 days vlog, really gives the impression she is the teenage daughter going out with her parents and not the late twenties woman emigrating with her fiance. To prep for emptying the house (of what looks like mainly her possessions) She does yoga, gets her hair done, then has her nails done, shops for new skincare, suddenly decides to do a very exclusive - and not for the likes of you - blood test her nutritionist recommend for vegans next a panic attack, demands Joe runs back for the storage unit to comfort her - fun for him and his ever raising blood pressure I'm sure.

Worth noting this is also the smug niomi era (never watched at the time) smugly showing off all her engagement cards, mentioning all her friends, showing off framed photos of herself with Joe, freddy or another person, but the focus is all her. How many silver framed photos of yourself do you need in your own place? Hopefully you know what you look like.

Joe booked an expensive hotel (no holiday inn or budget options here) meaning niomi could enjoy her engagement party and last two nights before the flights

The man was dismantling furniture and lugging mattress around while she wafted about, yapping about buying all new stuff when in India, and then all new stuff (again) when they bought their next home in London because their old stuff was well old, heheheee. (No antiques for niomi, too new money I suppose?) but seriously the dude must have been shattered, suprised he wasnt balf from stress by the end of it

Niomi was very comfortable in the role of helpless little girl princess. Life with Lordon must be a huge shock there is no way he will do even half of that for her, the man didn't even book a table for her birthday - 🚩

2nd vlog. Apparently mum called "i assume everything is already boxed up?" Hint hint. No, giggle gigggle for niomi hadn't ordered boxes (viewers Are left to guess that usually mum/joe/gleam did) Instead she decided to use her time wisely by making a smoothie bowl and doing yoga?!

More shade thrown at the family for not helping her move this time like they did with the last move and oh no! she's all on her own, how sad she keeps repeating... but then there they are helping her move!?
Mentions grandparents driving down earlier in the week to collect stuff and take it away, free suv also lent to her which she is using to move stuff as moving without your own luxury Suv car in London is apparently impossible (van hire¿?)

Some self pity at buying ALONE and having to get into a large (gifted) Suv ALONE with no one in the back (children?) No acknowledgement at how amazing it is to be able to buy somewhere alone and how stressful moving with children probably is. I guess in her planned future Joe would have been doing all of this work for her and doing childcare while she smugly recorded it to show off online.

Forky seemed to have more boundaries and a stronger backbone. possibly only turned up after he was offered special yoga cuddles afterwards (speculation only)

I bet she never did any of her uni moves herself or cleaned any of the houseshares before leaving.
 
Anyone with an hour to spare could learn that piece she ‘played’ on the piano. She plays with no depth, emotion, rhythm, flow or skill yet by the smug looks she keeps giving the camera, she clearly thinks she’s mastered it. You can bet she’s spent forever learning that, but by saying ”let’s give this a go” it makes it seem as though she learnt it in 2 minutes. I’m a trained pianist so maybe I'm annoyed for no reason lol.
 
“Choose acceptance” and then “we have a choice” are completely opposite things to say??? You learn to accept things you cannot change. The nature of having a choice in something means it’s not something that you are being forced to accept. Does the woman even know what she’s trying to say?!
 
frooshh said:
“Choose acceptance” and then “we have a choice” are completely opposite things to say??? You learn to accept things you cannot change. The nature of having a choice in something means it’s not something that you are being forced to accept. Does the woman even know what she’s trying to say?!
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Absolutely not ! Not only has she completely lost it , she’s also not very « smart ».
 
Swipeupyouguys said:
Niomi was very comfortable in the role of helpless little girl princess. Life with Lordon must be a huge shock there is no way he will do even half of that for her, the man didn't even book a table for her birthday - 🚩
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Ahaha this is so true, her best role yet. Made me think of the Childlike Empress who lived in the Ivory Tower ( :ROFLMAO: ) in The NeverEnding Story.


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Thank you for that write up, well done <3
 
frooshh said:
“Choose acceptance” and then “we have a choice” are completely opposite things to say??? You learn to accept things you cannot change. The nature of having a choice in something means it’s not something that you are being forced to accept. Does the woman even know what she’s trying to say?!
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She has a choice to pretend to be happy with her crappy fiance.
 
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