Callan
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I bet that she's not even hustling to get good brand deals, she just waits for things to come to her.
Niomi Smart #83 Her ego died, Lordon’s arse is open wide, Garbage Garry knuckle-deep inside, will she ever be a bride?
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I bet that she's not even hustling to get good brand deals, she just waits for things to come to her.
true! I didn’t even consider this. I hope she got a good reality check- she’s not nearly as important as she thinks she is. Brands have so many more options now and she’s waaayyy behind the trend for everhthing and makes no effort to stay relevant.
mg95
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She got too accustomed to Gleam handing her everything on a silver platter, including her entire brand identity and personality. It's probably never occurred to her that she might have to pitch herself or build a portfolio in order to get opportunities. She's lost. There are girls in big cities all over the world with less than 20k followers going on better PR trips and getting better partnerships than her.
Shutterbug99
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I think they may have done something like this already - or at least we thought that may have been the case. I remember this because she got a piece of string instead of a ring and I made a thread title out of it
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Oh yeah. Garbage Garry definitely wants her for himself. If that ever happens, I think that really will be rock bottom for her. Imagine she becomes the next Mrs Lineham (She manifested it). Nothing would surprise me anymore!
amarantine
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I haven’t been keeping up here because lots of other stuff has been going on - but I am so frustrated (and disappointed) with her, I have always found her vapid and dim and many other things but why on earth has she let herself be dragged back down by creepy culty Lordon and apparently now some even more creepy culty individuals?! He is so clearly manipulating her and she is in so deep now she can’t get out, she doesn’t have much of a support network and I’m genuinely worried for her because she was so clearly mortified at all the things she did (was forced to do I suspect) with Lordon and now she’s gone back there - I know it’s such a difficult situation to be in with a coercive, manipulative partner (been there, done that, got the trauma 
) but she needs out because although she is a vapid, shallow, dim individual she is still so much better than creepy donkey man…
) but she needs out because although she is a vapid, shallow, dim individual she is still so much better than creepy donkey man…
coriander
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And lack of friends. She likes to show everything on social media and there was not a hint of a friend all this time that she's been back. Losing Charlotte was her biggest mistake because she only has acquaintances left and they only meet up when there's a PR trip. Tbh Charlotte has always had loads of her own friends that she seemed to spend more time with anyway, Nims tagged along at times but after the friendship breakup they were never seen again lol.
Actually now I'm really not surprised that she is 'escaping' again, London highlights her failure in every way so it probably doesn't feel like the same place she claimed to love all those years ago before everything went to tit.
very well put, I think London is a stark reminder of everhthing she could have been and could have had. Joey, a family, kids, but even after the breakup, she could have picked herself up and really done something with all her time and resources. She has NOTHING to show for the past 4 years of her (very privileged) life. No career, no friends, and barely her family. A conman of a “fiancé”. You’re right that it highlights all of her failures.
Jelly Bean
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But she keeps trying to tell herself it's because she's a free spirit
But it's a lack of inner contentment and purpose. She and Donkey keep flying round the world seeking different vaguely spiritual answers to fill the gaping void. They'll never be happy.
pinkmug
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I don't know what Niomi thinks but I refuse to believe that the rock bottom that is Jamie White was her last chance at happiness. She's young, physically healthy, attractive, rich, she likes to be around people. She could afford all sorts of therapy, time off, family time. She could have documented her "year of rest and relaxation". She could get help and make amends. She could get herself a small flat in her precious Notting Hill, re-evaluate her life, find other posh idle friends to go to yoga with. It's amazing how she was so out of her mind that this hideous, ugly, creepy leech managed to convince her that only he could offer her love. I'm sure there would have been at least one finance bro in the entire London who would be content with her neuroses, if a boyfriend or a husband was what she needed. Hollow spirituality is a dangerous, dangerous thing. There is no limit to where people will drag you off when you aren't tethered within yourself. She's well and truly lost.
I wonder if her self confidence and sense of self worth were so low after being dumped that she kind of just took the first guy that threw herself at her (I think Bradley was just a fling and she knew they wouldn’t be a long-term thing?) And his love-bombing probably gave her a sense of comfort in thinking he wouldn’t dump her like joe did. He probably said and did exactly what she wanted in the beginning to draw her in. And then he proposed so quickly that she mentally cannot handle a second ended engagement and so will not/ cannot leave. It’s a mess she got herself into though, all it would’ve taken was some time alone and therapy sessions to get herself back on track.
Lionsden
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I think she wouldn't know what to do with herself in London long term. In Bali at least she has her "routine" of having coffee and journaling before going to the gym in her bikini (brace yourself for the ass pictures), that must seem so purposeful to her. Who knows, she might surprise us and teach yoga, there is a Sampoorna center in Ubud.
How many wives has Garry had? I count at least three. At least he didn't have them all at the same time.
Shutterbug99
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Wow! He's been married three times? I had no idea! Is he married to that Human Garbage instructor or are they just in a relationship?
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So she couldn't sell even after dropping the price.
She's renting it as a two-bed, but that mezzanine isn't really fit for use as a bedroom.
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Rosie34567-2
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Her life is so empty. Fake job, fake relationship, fake hair (lol), fake routine, fake hobbies, fake friends, fake home ... just... empty.
curiouscat106
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It’s becoming a tradition at this point, running away to Bali. It’s the third year in a row now. The only difference is that this time it makes ZERO sense. She basically said she was done with Bali at the start of this year, that she’d overstayed/spent too long there and essentially you can have too much of a good thing and it doesn’t fulfil her any more. So why the effing F has she gone back?! I would love to know how the conversation went to arrive at this decision. Or did Lordon just say he was going to Bali, so she had to go too?
After 3 months apart, followed by 3 months of barely seeing each other, to now living together back in Bali
this is a recipe for a tit show and I am here for it 
After 3 months apart, followed by 3 months of barely seeing each other, to now living together back in Bali
this is a recipe for a tit show and I am here for it
Callan
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It’s becoming a tradition at this point, running away to Bali. It’s the third year in a row now. The only difference is that this time it makes ZERO sense. She basically said she was done with Bali at the start of this year, that she’d overstayed/spent too long there and essentially you can have too much of a good thing and it doesn’t fulfil her any more. So why the effing F has she gone back?! I would love to know how the conversation went to arrive at this decision. Or did Lordon just say he was going to Bali, so she had to go too?
After 3 months apart, followed by 3 months of barely seeing each other, to now living together back in Bali
In that live chat with Garbage Garry that I can only watch in small doses, I heard her saying something off so I'm trying to catch that part so I can post it here.. but she said she's been going to Bali for 2 years now on and off to "find herself" lol. Can't find something that's not there Nimbobs.
Lionsden
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I'm not sure if he is married to Cynthia. I could have sworn the original post about healing relationship trauma referred to Petra as his ex-wife, but the post on TikTok says ex partner. He does seem to change his partners often and in quick succession. In this article, it says that Garry was in a relationship with one of the other drug traffickers, Michelle Enck.
This would have been 2008. He was convicted in 2010 and released in 2012 (as far as I know). In the HG video, they mention that Petra was his partner during the years he was in prison.
I'm not sure when he met Anela, but they were definitely together between 2018 and 2020, probably met earlier though. Garry says in an interview: "One day, Anela was working at a yoga studio in Santa Monica and she posted an ad about needing help with her pain. We walked in there and started to talk about how we could help her. A synergy started happening, and 6 months later we were married." She says:
In all their interviews, they say that they founded Human Garage together. Now, the narrative is that Cynthia is one of the original founders. Anela seems to be erased from HG history.
This is how Cynthia met Garry:
Garry was, or had been married and had children when he went to prison. So two marriages seem to be confirmed.
There is definitely a pattern to move into relationships quickly, and to attach a lot of meaning to circumstance, to see everything as preordained and part of a grand plan. He has already begun to describe his meeting with Niomi in these terms.
londongirl2001
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I don’t know how Niomi can let herself get close to people like that. What goes on in her mind that she can just ignore Garry‘s past (or Lordon‘s for that matter)? What does she get out of it?
MuthaCuppa
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If all else fails then Garry could rent his jaw out as an excavator.
Groundworks Garry.
Groundworks Garry.
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