Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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They're just another couple that lockdown killed IMO. For better or for worse, it's good to know that they can't even handle a few months together with their raw selves -- a couple meant to be together could and would (I mean, millions have during this same time period).

The more I think about it, the more I realise they're really not well-suited at all. Niomi's too controlling, Joe's too simple. Then they're both boring in their own ways.
 
Ramster93 said:
They're just another couple that lockdown killed IMO. For better or for worse, it's good to know that they can't even handle a few months together with their raw selves -- a couple meant to be together could and would (I mean, millions have during this same time period).
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Yup, like quarantine pregnancies there will be the quarantine breakups. I imagine India wasn’t as great for them as she made it out to be either.

Fineapple said:
Loving this thread. She did the same evasive thing with Marcus too while evidence was mounting, I think that was a GG thread. An engagement breakup definitely doesn’t fit her aesthetic so she must be struggling.
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Exactly, her attitude right now is SO similar to the way she was after Marcus, it’s crazy. She’s definitely the typethat hints at it but overwhelmingly wants to make her life look busy, happy, and unbothered.
 
Fineapple said:
Loving this thread. She did the same evasive thing with Marcus too while evidence was mounting, I think that was a GG thread. An engagement breakup definitely doesn’t fit her aesthetic so she must be struggling.
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I remember that too. People started speculating when she travelled to Florida to spend time with her grandparents without Marcus. I figured something was up this time with Joe when she posted the story with Charlotte buying her the chocolate and magazine. She was similarly publicly thanking her bestie~ for being supportive before her break up with Marcus.
 
citrus117 said:
I remember that too. People started speculating when she travelled to Florida to spend time with her grandparents without Marcus. I figured something was up this time with Joe when she posted the story with Charlotte buying her the chocolate and magazine. She was similarly publicly thanking her bestie~ for being supportive before her break up with Marcus.
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She asked Charlotte to be her bridesmaid just one month ago and now Charlotte is buying her cheer up chocolates. How does that happen?
 
CheshireLove said:
She asked Charlotte to be her bridesmaid just one month ago and now Charlotte is buying her cheer up chocolates. How does that happen?
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Right?! Something major must have happened quite suddenly. Although I will be sad if there's no wedding to ogle, Single Niomi content is great. I loved her vlogs after she broke up with Marcus.

(Not trying to take personal happiness from her struggle: I can't imagine how painful and difficult it would be to break up with your fiancé.)
 
ali24 said:
If she's staying with Rosanna for a while - I reckon we'll see more. Rosanna shares a lot on instagram and Niomi will inevitably be included. Still strange it's all so public.
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With friends like these, who needs enemies? It's so weird to advertise that she's no longer living with Joe but then not address any rumours. They're obviously split or on some kind of break. She knows people will ask questions and if she doesn't want to answer any she shouldn't be going about her social media posts the way she has. I would also kindly ask my friend not to showcase it to the world. Rosanna does post a lot so I guess she doesn't want to change her habits while Niomi is staying there.
 
Is her latest IG story - purposefully showing us that she's not wearing her engagement ring? I was looking at an old video and someone asked why she wasn't wearing it and she replied about the service a month ago - it would def be repaired by now!
 
This isn't going to help her sell more skincare if this is what she's after. The minute the rumours are addressed, people will stop caring again.

ali24 said:
Is her latest IG story - purposefully showing us that she's not wearing her engagement ring? I was looking at an old video and someone asked why she wasn't wearing it and she replied about the service a month ago - it would def be repaired by now!
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Yeah, you're right, this is actually mental.
 
ali24 said:
Is her latest IG story - purposefully showing us that she's not wearing her engagement ring? I was looking at an old video and someone asked why she wasn't wearing it and she replied about the service a month ago - it would def be repaired by now!
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Am I crazy or isn't that her right hand?
 
I can’t tell which hand it is because sometimes the camera flips it but either way she’s still trying to create speculation and I lose all respect for influencers who do this.
 
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lilamay said:
In this video from a couple of years ago, around 1:10 mins in, Niomi says she's moving because she'd outgrown her current flat and that she needs a bigger place. Her place then was really nice already, and the place she moved into with Joe was lovely and very spacious. Then there was the huge outhouse she and Joe stayed over lockdown. I can imagine coming back to London was a shock for her and she found the flat with Joe and his brother too cramped, not luxurious enough, and it was just too much for her.

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If living in a slightly smaller space tests your relationship to this extent (even though that flat is pretty average for 3 people by London standards) you really should re-evaluate if this is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
 
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