Nelly London #5 Munchausen, Misappropriation and Moose’s Knuckle

[gingerlippy]

She’s having a breakdown on her stories because OF COURSE she spent the bank holiday inside and watched Titanic. If she wasn’t so tragic she’d be funny

 

[lilchicken]

I swear she has a breakdown every bank holiday.

I remember a year or two ago she was crying because she hadn’t made any plans. It must be exhausting to be this self involved and creating dramatics over nothing all the time

 

[ItsRebekahVardysAccount]

Has she deleted whatever it was? Nothing coming up on her stories for me!

 

[lilchicken]

Has she deleted whatever it was? Nothing coming up on her stories for me!

nope, still there. Three stories about crying over titanic…

 

[Karen4eva]

I swear she has a breakdown every bank holiday.

I remember a year or two ago she was crying because she hadn’t made any plans. It must be exhausting to be this self involved and creating dramatics over nothing all the time

She does have a breakdown every bank holiday and getting very trite now. Same old shite, help yourself Nelly, get a good counsellor.

 

[Tiggers_news]

Why is her sitting room rug covered in plastic wrap?

 

[AB3]

Why is her sitting room rug covered in plastic wrap?

#GypsyVibes

 

[lilchicken]

Why is her sitting room rug covered in plastic wrap?

she’s so weird

 

[Tiggers_news]

OMG she can’t read a menu without the calories being removed??????!!!!!!
are we living in the same world here ffs.
She needs rehab/asylum asap

 

[lilchicken]

Nelly - forgets to ask for a calorie free menu.

normal person: calls a waiter over, asks for the menu.

Nelly: asks her boyfriend to read out the meal choices for her, films it on her phone. Posts two stories on it

On a side note, B does not sound like I thought he would! I got confused because I thought it was her voice

 

[gingerlippy]

B babies her SO much. Covering up the menu and reading it out so she can’t see the calories? She needs proper help and he is such an enabler

 

[Micernice]

She's worked out she's 80% less likely to have a 'brain dead day' if she gets dressed. No tit sherlock. Not to trivialise her obvious depression but that's 101.

 

[Tiggers_news]

Does B take the calorie labels off all the food in the fridge/press

 

[gingerlippy]

She’s ripped off PT Georgina Cox with her latest reel.

 

[emmophile]

Yet another boob cast. Groundbreaking

 

[Karen4eva]

Yet another boob cast. Groundbreaking

Stop! Another one! Is this her third, fourth boob cast?

 

[lilchicken]

Utterly self obsessed. They cost hundreds as well. She’s obsessed with her body.

 

[AB3]

I see her tits more often than I see my own

 

[kknot28]

So on her stories from today, the first slide says "not an add or aff blah blah blah" but on the last slide there's an aff link!

 

[lilchicken]

It’s such insidious marketing as well.

she’s saying straight away it’s not an ad, but the whole series of stories is. “Wait before spending your money” is just another ploy to pretend she’s trustworthy, because it’s wholly unnecessary. She could’ve just waited to post the ad until after she’d decided they worked well.

theres nothing special about these curlers. The square shape is a gimmick, and titanium curlers aren’t new. She’s just promoting consumerism for her own financial benefit, not because she’s found a new product she loves.