Mumsnet #8 Give us a diagram, you CF.

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There's a post on there atm asking for everyone's favourite ready meals. In true MN fashion;

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raspberryjuice said:
There’s literally a whole aisle of them in my local Tesco. Both sides. 100s of them. Unless she’s never set foot in a supermarket in her entire life and lives on nothing but homegrown produce how does she expect anyone to believe her? 😂
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She wants us all to believe that middle to upper class folk like her have personal shoppers. Tesco? Aldi? Asda? Sainsbury? WTF are they? Clothing brands? Makeup? Villages up north? They might have vaguely heard of Waitrose, mind.
 
Gym&Tonic said:
There’s a thread where someone claimed her DH farted on her meal. Has anyone else seen that?
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Yes. If true why wouldn’t she move her plate out of the way? How close was her plate to the edge of the table that he managed to fart ON her plate/food? How is his bum hole in a position that allows him to not only be positioned against the edge of presumably a dining table but also against her plate? My bf is pretty tall and our dining table average height and he’d struggle to get in that position, line it all up and then fart.

I may be overthinking the logistics of this made up thread 😂
 
Serene Serena said:
Does anyone remember that daft bint who declared she was invoking 'babymoon' for the first month of her child's life during which nobody other than her and her husband could interact with the infant. After that, grandparents could visit by appointment, weekends only, between 4pm and 6pm.

Lunatics like her will be posting again in 3 years time, moaning about grandparents refusing to provide free childcare or buy expensive presents for their precious child.

Added to which, the definition of babymoon is a relaxing or romantic holiday taken by parents-to-be before their baby is born, not banning people from breathing the same air as the new baby.
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That was DiscoverReads. Another contrary, pain in the arse poster.
 
PrincessCharming said:
Their next post is really funny … own up, which one of you is it? 🤣
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Not me, but I wish I was that quick witted :D

WTF are Charlie Bingham ready meals? Are they the middle class version of a 74p ocean pie from Heron Foods?

Do any of you remember the thread where a woman posted a photo of a ready meal lasagne for one, and reckoned it would easily feed a family of four. I bet her kids and husband were delighted at dinner time. A 2 inch square of lasagne accompanied by a massive salad obviously.
 
There’s a thread from a woman who’s moving house next week and the soon to be new owners have had a parcel delivered to her house. She is outraged at the audacity. Other posters are chipping in that they wouldn’t like it because the parcel may contain GUNS and DRUGS.

They’re a mean spirited lot. I have a feeling the OP may kick the parcel about a bit to teach the new owners a lesson.
 
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