Mumsnet #48 Cherchez la spunk splatter

[Serene Serena]

She confirms that he does dress in women's clothes but that's not the kink.

Someone said something about wetting herself and she said she didn't want to turn him on so I'm guessing something along those lines.

I was right! He's an adult baby diaper lover and wants to dress up in nappies and wee and poo himself.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Has she said what the kink is yet?

No, she's dragging it out still.

 

[Iamthebosun]

I was right! He's an adult baby diaper lover and wants to dress up in nappies and wee and poo himself.

She said earlier in the thread it was nothing to do with wee or poo… she’s like a 5 year old playing eye spy, she’ll just agree to a guess when she gets bored of the game

 

[Serene Serena]

She said earlier in the thread it was nothing to do with wee or poo… she’s like a 5 year old playing eye spy, she’ll just agree to a guess when she gets bored of the game

Ah I'm bored of it already. He probably wants to fantasise about dressing up as Tom Jones, getting a blow job, whilst firing the Flying Scotsman.

 

[Blurp]

How do they get through life? There’s a thread where someone is asking for help with buying a teapot.

I really couldn't help the OP. Doesn't everyone use their mother's spare silver teapot like I do? [tinkly laugh].

 

[gabbysolis]

Style & Beauty thread about dresses to wear on Xmas day has of course descended into Mumsnet anarchy….

‘WHO CARES ABOUT DRESSES. If my in laws weren’t coming I’d be in bed grieving for my mum….’

‘Dressing up for dinner is naff’

‘Do you all dress up for a roast? no different than any Sunday dinner can’t believe it all of you dressing up ’

If a thread doesn’t apply to you don’t comment! Enrages me, so much utter tit to scroll through.

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Has she said what the kink is yet?

Sex with the lights on?

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Style & Beauty thread about dresses to wear on Xmas day has of course descended into Mumsnet anarchy….

‘WHO CARES ABOUT DRESSES. If my in laws weren’t coming I’d be in bed grieving for my mum….’

‘Dressing up for dinner is naff’

‘Do you all dress up for a roast? no different than any Sunday dinner can’t believe it all of you dressing up ’

If a thread doesn’t apply to you don’t comment! Enrages me, so much utter tit to scroll through.

I'm tempted to reply "I'm wearing nothing for Xmas Day, same as usual, we're naturists"

 

[Iamthebosun]

Sex with the lights on?

Sex before the third bedding change of the day.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

There's a lot of typos in the whole post (DH might leave about my dishonesty over debt" in Chat) but this one had me proper cackling

 

[Cinnabun]

No, she's dragging it out still.

Drag's pretty tame for nowadays isn't it?

 

[Shoreditcher]

There's a lot of typos in the whole post (DH might leave about my dishonesty over debt" in Chat) but this one had me proper cackling
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I liked that typo too, it was a sockpuppet thread so its gone now, they forget edits can be viewed

 

[Serene Serena]

There's a lot of typos in the whole post (DH might leave about my dishonesty over debt" in Chat) but this one had me proper cackling
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To be honest, if Terry farted on me, then I, too, would LTB

 

[bread-pitt]

Style & Beauty thread about dresses to wear on Xmas day has of course descended into Mumsnet anarchy….

‘WHO CARES ABOUT DRESSES. If my in laws weren’t coming I’d be in bed grieving for my mum….’

‘Dressing up for dinner is naff’

‘Do you all dress up for a roast? no different than any Sunday dinner can’t believe it all of you dressing up ’

If a thread doesn’t apply to you don’t comment! Enrages me, so much utter tit to scroll through.

Reminds me of a Facebook group I’m in for baking enthusiasts. Someone posted a few days ago “can anyone help with a recipe for a wedding cake that’s gluten-free but doesn’t taste dry” and the first response was “I’ve never made a gluten-free cake”. Back in your box then, Brenda.

 

[Zara zara]

To be honest, if Terry farted on me, then I, too, would LTB

Well that's put me right off any Terry's Chocolate Oranges over the coming festive season

 

[Iamthebosun]

Well that's put me right off any Terry's Chocolate Oranges over the coming festive season

What are Terry’s chocolate oranges? *head tilt*

 

[Millie2023]

Reminds me of a Facebook group I’m in for baking enthusiasts. Someone posted a few days ago “can anyone help with a recipe for a wedding cake that’s gluten-free but doesn’t taste dry” and the first response was “I’ve never made a gluten-free cake”. Back in your box then, Brenda.

We have a mum in the school WhatsApp group like that.

Has anyone’s child returned home with Stanley’s PE top?

No, Joshua doesn’t have it

Does anyone have the worksheet for Mr Smith’s maths class

No, Joshua isn’t in Mr Smith’s maths class

Etc etc

STFU then

 

[Zara zara]

What are Terry’s chocolate oranges? *head tilt*

For the fatties dear

 

[peachplumpear]

Shithole's daughter has booked a £5k holiday despite being in rent arrears. Shithole is going to help her 'try to find something cheaper'.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Shithole's daughter has booked a £5k holiday despite being in rent arrears. Shithole is going to help her 'try to find something cheaper'.

Ah if shithole is on the case I'm sure it will all work out fine.