Yeah mine survived the cat rapture too.
They stubbornly just slept through it and refused to be involved.
I'd admire any creature that was able to take out our two cats, they're both enormous greedy beasts that would be a challenge to anythingAre you sure? You can’t be too careful. They may have been body snatched by the lizard overlord shapeshifters and are waiting for you to fall asleep so they can raid your bank account.
Has the poo troll reincarnated himself in time for Easter?We've currently got a public farting thread going on. It's split between posters rolling about, waking up sleeping husbands, spitting out drinks because it's so funny, and those who think farts are disgusting and would never ever dare to do one within a 100 mile radius of another human
Are you sure? You can’t be too careful. They may have been body snatched by the lizard overlord shapeshifters and are waiting for you to fall asleep so they can raid your bank account.
Now we know that Russia/China/Isis were deliberately stoking the Kate rumours to try and destabilize the country, it's clear one of their targets was mumsnet...The general level of comprehension on there has declined massively over the past few months
We've currently got a public farting thread going on. It's split between posters rolling about, waking up sleeping husbands, spitting out drinks because it's so funny, and those who think farts are disgusting and would never ever dare to do one within a 100 mile radius of another human
I had a gastric sleeve in turkey. Saved up my universal credit.
How many of them over there would foam at the mouth if I revealed
Ref the sexual assault thread.
I read it and I thought.....
If this is true ( doubtful ) then how come you didn't.....
Notice that your fourteen year old daughter was getting pissed to the point of vomiting?
Why didn't your daughter alert you that this lad kept trying it on with her?
Phone the police instead of posting on MN.
Spend time comforting your daughter instead of posting on MN?
That'll be because it's all made up and possibly stolen from the documentary about 15 year old Rehtaeh, the American teen, who committed suicide after going through the exact same scenario with the exception of the assault, where the poor lass was raped by four teens, rather than assaulted by one.
Personally, I think it's a bleeping filthy pweirdo who gets off on teenage lasses undies, along with the rest and it's hoping for some stories in return.
Fair play to you. I keep considering it but don't know if I'm brave enough. Although I do know a few people who've had it done and it's changed their lives and they are so much happier nowI had a gastric sleeve in turkey. Saved up my universal credit.
How many of them over there would foam at the mouth if I revealed
Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that Jesus didn't invent the chocolate Easter egg? And the 11th commandment is 'thou shalt eat chocolate until thou becometh morbidly obese and putteth strain on the DNHS?'My predictions for this thread: someone patronisingly but factually incorrectly explaining the pagan origins of Easter, complaints about how chocolate is all crap now, something about fat greedy children shovelling, gobbling and slurping chocolate.
Did you really?
I had surgery in Turkey, changed my life
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Yes, really! I am the world’s slowest loser though which is trying. None of this 8 stone gone in 45 minutes for me.