Mumsnet #35 we’ve lost sight of what a crucifixion looks like

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Anyone 🧐 on the “sons friend harassed my daughter” thread?
Just not ringing true for me at all and OP very focussed on the boy stealing the girls knickers. I don’t believe you would start a thread at 2.20am with your concerns, then within 45 minutes get a disclosure of rape out of your teenage daughter then come back and detail it on the thread then make multiple posts about knickers. Especially if said daughter was passed out drunk vomiting a couple of hours ago (she obvs sobered up quickly in order to appear completely normal to her Mum by 2am)
You would be absolutely devastated and not on Mumsnet wouldn’t you? The whole thing is bollocks.
 
Anyone 🧐 on the “sons friend harassed my daughter” thread?
Just not ringing true for me at all and OP very focussed on the boy stealing the girls knickers. I don’t believe you would start a thread at 2.20am with your concerns, then within 45 minutes get a disclosure of rape out of your teenage daughter then come back and detail it on the thread then make multiple posts about knickers. Especially if said daughter was passed out drunk vomiting a couple of hours ago (she obvs sobered up quickly in order to appear completely normal to her Mum by 2am)
You would be absolutely devastated and not on Mumsnet wouldn’t you? The whole thing is bollocks.
I had the same thoughts. Her 14 year old was projectile vomiting and she was completely unaware. Plus the focus on the missing underwear. It does not add up, you would not be posting if you had a drunk and sexual abused teenager to look after.
 
I’m assuming a premium banking card looks like this non ??😂
 

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That Accidental Crime thread is…entertaining
I now need to know what a “distinctive card” attached to a “premium account” looks like. Because quite frankly I’m imagining something Swarovski encrusted at the very least

It’s absolute shite, isn’t it? 😁 I love the idea that the OP moves in circles where the uber-wealthy are just casually leaving their premium banking cards lying around to be swiped by strangers, then don’t even notice all of the random transactions because it’s A PREMIUM BANKING PRODUCT and they’ve got SO MUCH MONEY!!!!
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She’s not even trying to pretend she’s not a troll
 

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I started reading that bikini sleeve surgery thread, was reminded of how much they bleeping hate fat people and have quickly left it again. Some of them are absolutely vile. One poster is slating fat people and calling them lazy, saying they should just shut their gobs and say no to food. Then goes on to admit that her son was overweight, but he had loads of reasons why so it was fine for him just not for anyone else to be fat
 
I started reading that bikini sleeve surgery thread, was reminded of how much they bleeping hate fat people and have quickly left it again. Some of them are absolutely vile. One poster is slating fat people and calling them lazy, saying they should just shut their gobs and say no to food. Then goes on to admit that her son was overweight, but he had loads of reasons why so it was fine for him just not for anyone else to be fat

Where is that thread?
 
My predictions for this thread: someone patronisingly but factually incorrectly explaining the pagan origins of Easter, complaints about how chocolate is all crap now, something about fat greedy children shovelling, gobbling and slurping chocolate.
 

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My predictions for this thread: someone patronisingly but factually incorrectly explaining the pagan origins of Easter, complaints about how chocolate is all crap now, something about fat greedy children shovelling, gobbling and slurping chocolate.
How many times did she type chocolate easter eggs? All thats done is made me want to go buy a load of eggs of the chocolate type.
Never thought Id type this, but I agree with her, you dont eat them until Sunday, when it is acceptable.to eat chocolate for breakfast.
 
All three little furry bastards are present, correct, and with no signs of The Rapture having been visited upon them. Probably because as well as furry, they are lazy bastards, and are scared of the dark. Two of said little furry bastards attached. The other is snoring on top of the fridge.
 

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