Mumsnet #25 I'm on a boat I need a poo, I trolled 2 forums about a shoe, I think we all have Dejavu.

[cowtastrophe]

Not a fan of the dress, but I do like that mosaic bracelet.

 

[camotea]

I’m 49 1/2 and wouldn’t wear that dress. It’s in the realm of a-bit-grown-up/aging for my own personal prejudices. But then again I don’t go to many award shows. Last time I did it was for my willowy DSD’s outing sport and I wore jeans and a bloody blazer.

 

[PrincessCharming]

I gave up and started wearing WTF I wanted once I hit 50. I suspect it’s not all age appropriate. I also made some drastic changes with my weight and my hair. Some of it might be too young for me but the good thing about being a fossil is I don’t give a duck.

 

[Cornima]

I'm very age inappropriate, my adult (ish) child is mortified a lot of the time. I don't dress like Lilo Lil or anything, just more trainers, crop tops on holiday (I have my limits) but he often despairs because one or other of his friends has similar clothes to me.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

This is such a minor thing but to me it really shows how they just don't ever consider that anyone else may have a different life/lifestyle

OP asked what can be made with 2 leftover apples and some greek yoghurt. Someone replied saying make a small apple crumble and use some rhubarb from the garden. Maybe op doesn't have a garden!? Maybe op lives in a flat!? Maybe op does have a garden but doesn't grow rhubarb!? Maybe op doesn't even like rhubarb!?

I know it's so petty but it's just the way that they have assumed that everyone must have a garden and grow rhubarb

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Like they assume everyone lives in the South East and has room for an au pair.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

This is such a minor thing but to me it really shows how they just don't ever consider that anyone else may have a different life/lifestyle

OP asked what can be made with 2 leftover apples and some greek yoghurt. Someone replied saying make a small apple crumble and use some rhubarb from the garden. Maybe op doesn't have a garden!? Maybe op lives in a flat!? Maybe op does have a garden but doesn't grow rhubarb!? Maybe op doesn't even like rhubarb!?

I know it's so petty but it's just the way that they have assumed that everyone must have a garden and grow rhubarb

Slices of apple with yoghurt on, obviously

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I was looking forward to seeing a ‘breathtakingly pretty bridal outfit’ then I noticed it was posted by MayIDestroyYou and knew I was going to be disappointed

 

[Miss Begotten]

I was looking forward to seeing a ‘breathtakingly pretty bridal outfit’ then I noticed it was posted by MayIDestroyYou and knew I was going to be disappointed

She looks like Miss Havisham crossed with one of those flouncy toilet roll holders from the 70s.

 

[maytoseptember]

I was looking forward to seeing a ‘breathtakingly pretty bridal outfit’ then I noticed it was posted by MayIDestroyYou and knew I was going to be disappointed

That well known brand Droopy & Browns?

I googled. The dresses were peak PEAK 1980s.

 

[Brandshinynew]

What a horrible brand name.
Droopy and browns, really makes you want to wear their clothing doesn't it

 

[ChampagneBox]

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12610753/posh-index.html mumsnet will be falling over themselves

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12610753/posh-index.html mumsnet will be falling over themselves

Go on, start a thread and watch them go loco.

 

[Cinnabun]

What a horrible brand name.
Droopy and browns, really makes you want to wear their clothing doesn't it

Droopy and brown sounds like my underwear

 

[Gym&Tonic]

That well known brand Droopy & Browns?

I googled. The dresses were peak PEAK 1980s.

They look like some of Fergie’s cast offs from the 80’s when she’d go watch polo matches. bleeping hideous.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Sacks are back, back again
Sacks are back tell a friend...


But it would be perfect for a candlelight supper round at Hyacinth Buckets

 

[maytoseptember]

They look like some of Fergie’s cast offs from the 80’s when she’d go watch polo matches. bleeping hideous.

Yes! Not only that, I bet she did wear this brand. Sounds like they were outfitters to Sloanes and 80s power dressers everywhere

 

[Brandshinynew]

They look like some of Fergie’s cast offs from the 80’s when she’d go watch polo matches. bleeping hideous.

God the 80s were hideous but Fergie took 80s hideous to another level.

I bet she loves Style and Beauty on MN

 

[orangehead]

I was looking forward to seeing a ‘breathtakingly pretty bridal outfit’ then I noticed it was posted by MayIDestroyYou and knew I was going to be disappointed

It looks like something a kid would create to play weddings using her nans petticoat, a bedsheet, a net curtain and some other bits she could scavenge from her nans bedroom.

 

[LilyPond]

What a horrible brand name.
Droopy and browns, really makes you want to wear their clothing doesn't it

Droopy and Brown sums up most of the clothes that ND and her ilk recommend
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Sacks are back, back again
Sacks are back tell a friend...


But it would be perfect for a candlelight supper round at Hyacinth Buckets

It would catch the light wonderfully apparently.

Should be set alight more like...