Mrs Hinch #702 Not on Not on the High Street

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This both annoys and upsets me. Her stupid huns saying she's been sent a "heart-healer" - like a child needs that over their head, like Princess Sophie deserves her third baby.

I've watched my younger siblings become parents to the most beautiful children I know. D'you know what's never come along though? Our own "heart-healer." We have the good jobs, the stable marriage and the capacity to parent... but we're not parents.

Instead of waiting to be "sent" one by our dead relatives, we've just filled our lives with the other things that make us whole. We've had to. On the other hand, she spends months wallowing and pops out the other side with what some of us only dream of.

So, my question to her is:

With Jaimeeee as a sexual partner, why hasn't your clam closed shut yet? 🤢
 
Danielle0120 said:
She'll answer 5 questions without actually really answering then, she'll throw in a due date riddle and that'll be that for another week or 2.

Bingo on the ohhh we weren't trying, it just happened. Daddy sent him.

Pisshhh off
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maybe I’m a bit of a wetty but the whole ‘sent from heaven’ malarkey is bloody mean on the other two! We can see this ones deffo gonna be her favourite! 🙄 daddy reincarnated
 
Danielle0120 said:
She probably did so she could stop crying over having another boy in time for the reveal.

She's playing another game, she won't say when she's due, she won't say the month cos she's soooo faymush.
I reckon she's .... 16 weeks. But acting like she's well over 20 like before when pregnant with Lenorspringawakening cash cow 2 x
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Yeah i found out the gender at 16/17 weeks scan
 
This must be why she posted all of these kinds of photos whilst in extreme grief.
 

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Danielle0120 said:
But did you shag your partner and actively plan and try for a baby?

When my mum died I couldn't think of anything worse than having sex. I was traumatised from seeing her die a very painful death due to breast cancer. I get that people grieve differently, bla bla bla we get it, but the fact Sophie was vocal about not being able to do ANYTHING (but open her legs) , collapsing near bins, can't talk, can't function, can't "breathe" she said at one point - but go on a cruise (?) and then plan and create a baby purely for content to use the heaven sent story for content is sick. It says alot that everyone on this thread predicted it. It's all we need to know about the type of person she is!

That poor little baby is NOTHING but content and money, just like the other 2 are.
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nope that was the last thing on my mind.
 
Right you nusty trolls get ya bingos in for her “Q&A” (aka made up Qs)

1. Will you show us the nursery? (OF bleeping COURSE SHE WILL, it’s CUNTENT)
2. Did you get a sign from heaven that your dad wanted you to have a baby?! (pmsl)
3. Are you OK? (Sucking up Qs-boak)
4. Are you having any cravings?
5. How excited are the boys to have another soulmate?! (Boak at those t shirts)


And repeat ad nauseum
 
Hun_tea22 said:
Seems like CC3 is her way of coming back following her period of extreme grief without appearing heartless and shallow. I think it was YMU who sent this baby, not IYLD
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I feel that this pregnancy has maybe protected her from being dropped (not sure how maternity laws work when it’s self-employment/contracts) but could see YMU negotiating on the basis that hinch is marketable again so would make no sense for whatever brands she has left to drop her.
 
JustmeJ said:
Right you nusty trolls get ya bingos in for her “Q&A” (aka made up Qs)

1. Will you show us the nursery? (OF bleeping COURSE SHE WILL, it’s CUNTENT)
2. Did you get a sign from heaven that your dad wanted you to have a baby?! (pmsl)
3. Are you OK? (Sucking up Qs-boak)
4. Are you having any cravings?
5. How excited are the boys to have another soulmate?! (Boak at those t shirts)


And repeat ad nauseum
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I agree with 1, 2,3 but would change 5 to “How is Ronnie coping - insert ASC comment and opportunity to remind us she is too - with the news?
And 4 - some nonsense about the bloody animals.
 
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