Mrs Hinch #702 Not on Not on the High Street

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There's no way Henners will still be here when this baby is born. So she'll name the baby Herny Alan Jamie... Baby Henry can have Dog Henry's room and dead Dad and dead Dog can live on forever in the unfortunate child.

I would like to take a moment to thank Jimbob. Who knew a man with such a small penis could excite so many women (and men).
 
I think that's the room that had the blue bed in what I think ten ton henners sleeps in - although she has previously said he's got pick of the rooms.
The colours have already been picked anyway as you can see on the wall the different sample colours.
ETA - they're literally all beige colours 😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

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Reality_tv_lover said:
Why's she asking how to parent 3 kids surely it isn't different from 2 is it?
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It is. I had 2 girls under 3 when I found out about number 3, another girl and what I found quite easy with the 2 became unbelievably hard. I then understood why my gp asked if I had help because 3 under 4 is a lot. So yeah 1 more is a lot harder, but then I had to look after them all myself as hubby worked 12 hour shifts, alternate week days and nights. Plus he was a hands off dad.
 
geezabreak said:
It is. I had 2 girls under 3 when I found out about number 3, another girl and what I found quite easy with the 2 became unbelievably hard. I then understood why my gp asked if I had help because 3 under 4 is a lot. So yeah 1 more is a lot harder, but then I had to look after them all myself as hubby worked 12 hour shifts, alternate week days and nights. Plus he was a hands off dad.
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Just as well for Jimbob that Fiddle is so hands on
 
I had a friend who had 2 boys and got pregnant twice but sadly lost both pregnancies through stillbirths. Both babies were girls and when my friend got pregnant again and had a healthy boy she was over the moon so I completely disagree with the comments on here saying she's devastated that it's going to be another boy. Not a fan of Hinch but those comments are shocking!!!!
 
Danielle0120 said:
Alan's been dead 28 weeks this Thursday. I'm that sad I've just calculated it 🤣🤣🤣 and she's claiming Alan sent this baby down from heaven so she definitely isn't 28 weeks. Not even close. What are the chances of her falling preggo within 4 weeks of her dad dying with the funeral etc and the very short window you actually can fall pregnant remember. I'll say no - then wanting a guardian angel baby for content and to use the heaven picked by grandad bollocks - so say month or 2 trying if she's one of the lucky ones. 20 weeks.

Yeah I'm gonna say she's 16 weeks but no more than 20.

This is what she does to us 🕵️‍♀️
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It wouldn't surprise me at all if she was pregnant when he died in which case the baby wouldn't be a 'gift from him up there' but she's pretending to be less so that she can say it for content
 
She’s got to stay on brand so the new ones name will have to have ‘IE’ at the end and she’ll have to be able to shorten it to 3 letters like ‘Ron, Len and Hen’. So defo something like ‘Alfie’ but then Vinnie is a good shout because it has the double n as well 🤔

I don’t even care I just want us to guess it so she can’t use it. Whack them all in a thread title! 😼
 
Pipyspops15 said:
I think that's the room that had the blue bed in what I think ten ton henners sleeps in - although she has previously said he's got pick of the rooms.
The colours have already been picked anyway as you can see on the wall the different sample colours.
ETA - they're literally all beige colours 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Good eye!
Ffs, poor beige kids, are we shocked tho
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Yep111 said:
I had a friend who had 2 boys and got pregnant twice but sadly lost both pregnancies through stillbirths. Both babies were girls and when my friend got pregnant again and had a healthy boy she was over the moon so I completely disagree with the comments on here saying she's devastated that it's going to be another boy. Not a fan of Hinch but those comments are shocking!!!!
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Didn't know your friend was called Sophie 🙄 this isn't your friends thread nor is it about her. People need to stop coming on a gossip thread to have a whinge man

She is gutted. She never wanted boys. The absolute sheer disgust on her face when Lennie was a boy and Stacey got her girl. She 100% wanted a girl for the aesthetic on instagram. It's Sophie, she didn't want kids PERIOD. She can't stand being a mam it's blatantly obvious that this is all Jamie's idea, she's had kids for him. Not for her selfish arse
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Cassy Role said:
She’s got to stay on brand so the new ones name will have to have ‘IE’ at the end and she’ll have to be able to shorten it to 3 letters like ‘Ron, Len and Hen’. So defo something like ‘Alfie’ but then Vinnie is a good shout because it has the double n as well 🤔

I don’t even care I just want us to guess it so she can’t use it. Whack them all in a thread title! 😼
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I think Brodie. 6 letters and ends in ie like the 2 other walking money bags

Brodie Alan 😅

Vinnie is a good shout though!
 
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Sophie Rose & The Content Kid 😆

so she wasn’t in extreme grief or collapsing by the bins? Turns out she was off on a cruise whilst the ghost of weepy Al was guiding Jamie (short for James) into sofa the inconsolable 🤷🏼‍♀️

In fairness we all grieve differently, Sofa gets tattooed & shagged because she’s in extreme grief.
I can’t see her managing 3 kids, she just won’t cope. Wonder how Ron is coping with so much change so fast?
 
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