Mrs Hinch #702 Not on Not on the High Street

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what they should be asking is
why the duck are you having another child?
did the tattoo happen when pregnant
why the duck are you lying saying you are crying behind bins when you are shagging the child catcher?
are social services involved after motorbike disease
will you get rid of the twatty floofs because you know being pregnant and mixing with farm animals can lead to miscarriages etc
 
So embarrassed for these kids🙈 at least a girl wouldn’t have had to endure matching clothes with her brothers - but those 3 boys are going to be matching until they are 30!!
 

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I’m nearly 31 weeks pregnant and got pregnant in April.. my period started early April and I ovulated mid April, got pregnant and found out towards the end of April if that helps 😂💀 I think she’s 16-20 weeks, everywhere near me does a private gender scan at 15-16 weeks but I did a blood test at 6 weeks (I didn’t care about gender at all I just have a history of pregnancy loss and personally didn’t want to lose ‘finding out’ again)

I’m weirdly nosey about people’s due dates now, especially when they’re all mysterious about it 😂 I think based on her size and because of the tattoo she’s more towards under 20 weeks.

But why am I so bothered with this 😂🙏
 
☆MagicRoundabout☆ said:
Just gross. Beady eyes glaring, huffing & puffing with his fag breff and neck rolls sweating.
Take That playing in the background "It only takes a minute girl" and him shouting "Oii Oii" when done. 😫
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I was going to add somefink about 'for your bumbum innit' but decided against mentioning anything of the sort. One may be a nusty trolzzzzzzz cackling at one's keyboard, however one does have standards, yanno.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍆 #ilyd
 
HinchesSousChef said:
Don’t mind me just compiling my dossier of evidence for when she inevitably distorts time during this pregnancy. Join me as we track nails, bump hiding behind cushions, dogs and wrapping paper. Speaking of nails. She’s had them a while hasn’t she. Amazing lack of growth.
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Also. Does that mean she got a tattoo when she was pregnant?
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Back to filtering the duck out of herself again, look at her legs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Reality_tv_lover said:
Why's she asking how to parent 3 kids surely it isn't different from 2 is it?
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It's all the same whether it's one or one hundred in her case, she's only asking for a friend sorry, Fiddle who actually will be doing the parenting
 
I think that video is from 12-16 weeks, how long ago it was filmed is anyone's guess. It's a third baby so she'll look bigger sooner - she'll look term from 6 months onwards which will work for when she wants to fudge birth dates.
And she definitely paid for a private gender blood test. She's not waiting for the 20 week scan like a commoner.
 
Elisha97 said:
I’m nearly 31 weeks pregnant and got pregnant in April.. my period started early April and I ovulated mid April, got pregnant and found out towards the end of April if that helps 😂💀 I think she’s 16-20 weeks, everywhere near me does a private gender scan at 15-16 weeks but I did a blood test at 6 weeks (I didn’t care about gender at all I just have a history of pregnancy loss and personally didn’t want to lose ‘finding out’ again)

I’m weirdly nosey about people’s due dates now, especially when they’re all mysterious about it 😂 I think based on her size and because of the tattoo she’s more towards under 20 weeks.

But why am I so bothered with this 😂🙏
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My favourite party trick is working out when my friends were conceived (roughly - I’m not psychic) and giving them the ick.

September born friends - “looks like your mum and dad had a great time at Christmas!”
 
1) Will Stacey be coming round to meet the new baby?
2) When’s the new sscchhent coming out?
3) Got any brand partnerships left?
4) Got a shark discount code for Black Friday?
5) actually. Have you come back online just to cash in on Black Friday?
6) still Mates with Stacey?
7) got a popsa code?
8) got a desenio code?
9) going to acknowledge fiddle lives with you?
10) any tv gigs coming up?
 
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