Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

[Lipsofchicken]

Chin Chin!

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Isn’t one child missing from that photo? There was another one in the video of them going in.

I thought that, she’s behind Content’s head. The body language of those poor kids looks like they’re in a hostage situation

 

[SharkAttack]

Chin Chin!

So much effort has clearly been spent on his hair. The vanity is just - to me - so unmasculine and unattractive.

Birds of a feather flock together I suppose.

 

[churro]

he icks me out soooo much. his swollen gouty looking hands make me think of Henry VIII (but maybe have been watching too much wolf hall)

Even Santa is taken aback by all their shenanigans

 

[Roxytoxin]

He has that weird low hairline thing going on, never trust people with a low hairline!

 

[Shimmering]

he icks me out soooo much. his swollen gouty looking hands make me think of Henry VIII (but maybe have been watching too much wolf hall)

I've used your screenshot for my new festive profile picture.

 

[Gingercream]

he icks me out soooo much. his swollen gouty looking hands make me think of Henry VIII (but maybe have been watching too much wolf hall)

Why is he holding that allegedly premature baby like a rugby ball he can’t wait to pass?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I can’t unsee his King Charles sausage fingers now.

 

[Uppompey]

He doesn't really look very in to it in that photo!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

He doesn't really look very in to it in that photo!

I dunno. That’s the first time he’s cracked a smile in a photo isn’t it?

 

[petitspois]

That bleeping chin is magnificent. I'd love to see his parents close up to see if both of them have a whopper and he's been blessed from both sides.

 

[Plinkplonk]

I would be having words if I was the mother of those other kids. Some woman, who their father has been with for barely 5 minutes is posting them all over instagram, claiming they’re a family of 7. I would be laying some firm boundaries of what she is allowed to post! Jesus. She really has a bloody nerve.

 

[Santa23]

Does he have 2 boys? For some reason I thought the family of 7 were all girls!

 

[LeonoreGuest]

Does he have 2 boys? For some reason I thought the family of 7 were all girls!

It's one boy, one girl. Makes me shudder that I even know that.

 

[CausticYoda]

In the pic with the doorman outside Selfridges, I think the two at the front were two girls, his eldest and her youngest, then behind was a younger boy (his) and Anna's eldest, who is quite tomboyish.

Can't believe I actually cared enough to notice. What I did think was that the whole experience looked incredibly bleak - particularly the matching hats and the desolatory dancing of the people in the cracker costumes. What a life.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

In the pic with the doorman outside Selfridges, I think the two at the front were two girls, his eldest and her youngest, then behind was a younger boy (his) and Anna's eldest, who is quite tomboyish.

Can't believe I actually cared enough to notice. What I did think was that the whole experience looked incredibly bleak - particularly the matching hats and the desolatory dancing of the people in the cracker costumes. What a life.

But it was Selfridges! And gifted! Because Anna is not like other mothers who have to take their kids to TKMaxx for some xmas jollies.

Why picture the kids at all? She has been their step-mother for five minutes and suddenly she's proclaiming she's a mother of 5. That's going to look pretty stupid when it all blows up with Chin and she's back to being a mother of 3.

Ex-Mrs Chin is either not following Fukka or has OKed the sharing of pics as long as the faces are blurred. Why is ContentBaby not blurred out though?

 

[Yoyolady]

Content baby isn’t blurred out because it isn’t exploitation when you have a baby SPECIFICALLY for content purposes. Hope this helps.

But it was Selfridges! And gifted! Because Anna is not like other mothers who have to take their kids to TKMaxx for some xmas jollies.

Why picture the kids at all? She has been their step-mother for five minutes and suddenly she's proclaiming she's a mother of 5. That's going to look pretty stupid when it all blows up with Chin and she's back to being a mother of 3.

Ex-Mrs Chin is either not following Fukka or has OKed the sharing of pics as long as the faces are blurred. Why is ContentBaby not blurred out though?

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Content baby isn’t blurred out because it isn’t exploitation when you have a baby SPECIFICALLY for content purposes. Hope this helps.

I'm surprised she didn't live stream Baby Content Zola Bretton's birth.

 

[You better werk]

He is to chin what feebs is to forehead. Iykyk.

 

[heddaverse]

I don’t think she’ll get much useful influencing £ out of Content baby. Marketing for mums is really targeted at baby stuff for first time mums. Once you’ve had one you realise you don’t need any of it and you’re drowning in free second hand stuff that other mums are trying to get out of their house.

Anna’s more than a decade older than this demographic. No way she’s appealing to them. They would never be influenced with someone with such bad eyeliner anyway.

As for her own age group, who can she influence? There’s nothing aspirational about her life, it’s just a weird slightly sad car crash. When I look at her content I feel a mixture of revulsion and pity which isn’t the vibe you need to sell skin & me and hello fresh.