houseofhoop
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I’d just like to say that I have been called a funny witch by @Dogmuck . My world is complete.The day Dogmuck bestows on you ‘You funny witch’ is the day you know don’t have to worry any more
(I’m still waiting)
I’d just like to say that I have been called a funny witch by @Dogmuck . My world is complete.The day Dogmuck bestows on you ‘You funny witch’ is the day you know don’t have to worry any more
(I’m still waiting)
Fuuuuuuuck.I’d just like to say that I have been called a funny witch by @Dogmuck . My world is complete.
Awww hun that’s real #tattlegoals thnx XYou should get that framed hun to remind you of your inner power on low days. You made it into dogmuck's christmas card list for sure.
#girlgang
#Christmastrees
I won’t let it go to my head I promiseThe day Dogmuck bestows on you ‘You funny witch’ is the day you know don’t have to worry any more
(I’m still waiting)
Make some room!I’d just like to say that I have been called a funny witch by @Dogmuck . My world is complete.
Fuuuuuuuck.
Aww babes don’t worry. You got the gold jacket!!Fuuuuuuuck.
I sold it on eBay I needed the money!Aww babes don’t worry. You got the gold jacket!!
Uh-oh. What will @Dogmuck say? Why didn’t you just post pics of your kids on the gram and get a #spon??I sold it on eBay I needed the money!
Wouldn’t sink that low babeUh-oh. What will @Dogmuck say? Why didn’t you just post pics of your kids on the gram and get a #spon??
There’s still some hope and integrity left in the world proud of you hunWouldn’t sink that low babe
Uh-oh. What will @Dogmuck say? Why didn’t you just post pics of your kids on the gram and get a #spon??
Lol. And HM was the one who started the backlash.Yeah boo- creating a HUGE digital footprint for your kids is all the rage. You might even get to meet the coolest friends who own power tools.
New podcast- friends with tools. More like friends who are tools. Endless content if she has all her peers on also, how many # can she throw in using the word podcast? She’s another one desperate for insta fame had a look at her thread. pretty boring but a little eye opening about the affair. If true it’s shocking!Yeah boo- creating a HUGE digital footprint for your kids is all the rage. You might even get to meet the coolest friends who own power tools.
Those friendships are so fake. Can imagine them all feeding off the drama as Glen was dethroned. Surprised they’re not all on this thread tbhLol. And HM was the one who started the backlash.
New podcast- friends with tools. More like friends who are tools. Endless content if she has all her peers on also, how many # can she throw in using the word podcast? She’s another one desperate for insta fame had a look at her thread. pretty boring but a little eye opening about the affair. If true it’s shocking!
Those friendships are so fake. Can imagine them all feeding off the drama as Glen was dethroned. Surprised they’re not all on this thread tbh
HM was more than happy to use Glen to boost her own profile when it suited her. Never saw the appeal of Laura. She’s probably at her owned house in France complaining about how unfair it is her kids won’t get council houses in Notting Hill like she didHM is also buddies with Eimer Varian Barry who has a pretty active thread in here. And Laura Rutherford - formerly That Mummy Smile () who disappeared off Instagram. Now her account is back but she hasn’t posted in almost two months.
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Be careful @DogmuckAwwww Fuxking love coming on here when I have 9 notifications and I scroll through them and see someone mentioned me in a post...then I’m like famous cos loads of people have...I’m totally gonna become an influencer, I defo get it now! Plus that whole thread made me snigger (cos I’m supposed to be watching the Americans with Mr Dogmuck - getting some tips on how to get Russian bots) so much I then had to scamper to the loo to pee!
@Pocahontas you’re possibly one of the funniest witches I know. Like if you go through all the reactions I bet I’ve on almost all of your posts. However the box of shame and the selling of the exclusive gold jacket on eBay means I can’t ever tell you that you’re funny and you will always be sat on that naughty step...you little bastard!
Another comedy genius is our very own @rainbowlemon who brings the driest of humour, some of the best AD stats and enlightens me on instagrammers I’ve never heard of.
Collectively this little coven of trolls brings me the best socially distanced comedy and information I could ever have hoped for. You’re all pretty special, funny trolls and now I’m gonna get another slap off admin for derailing.
So to avoid it I’m gonna just say...Sly got to 966 over 4 days but for the last 2 days he’s doing down again...who’d have thought it? I mean, haters gonna hate and he is a father, why would his follow count go down?
Oh my god I had forgotten that quote...thank you!!!Yes he IS a father and I guess we’re all pointless
Oh he will defo come back saying one of these things:
1.Metal health - took time out to be present with my family and take care of our mental health away from the limelight (lol)
2. Took time out to reflect and educate myself around racism (note - his conversation will be about HIM and what HE’S learnt and how this makes HIM a better person. Completely missing the point that it’s totally NOT about him!)
3.Been so busy DIYing /homeschooling/ working/ taking kids out in fresh air, that no time to post.
Whatever it is it will be some twaty excuse and not even remotely covering the truth: you fucked up again and you’re lying low till the drama has passed.