AND in the girls club room.View attachment 105986 q
Not only shoes on indoors (pet hate) but shoes on upstairs! Isn’t this the third floor as well?
Round our way we call it a “full kit wanker”Oh God. He’s a MAMIL. Of course he would be. Lord Jeebus, send dowm a thunderbolt to his instagram, please make it stop. Amen!
I don't think this bloke can fart without it being filmed, show off smartarse duck knuckle.Ok, I know I’ve been guilty of criticising the Burton garb...but I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m really bleeping sorry. Please bring back the Burtons and make this stop There’s nothing he wont do for the gram. Just go out on you’re bike for a bleeping ride and leave your bastard phone at home. Nobody wants to see you in Lycra and nobody needs to know you’re out on your bike avoiding your family, you twit!
With granddad's socks. On his legs and not stuffed down the lycra.Round our way we call it a “full kit wanker”
And there'll be a cushion or 10 for everyone.Yes, but only if it’s at Tom & Kate’s holiday home is Somerset or wherever. Because one of us will win this stay. Remember, Sly? You were meant to run a giveaway. Where is that giveaway again????
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse - HE’S ONE OF THEM!!!! Oh of course he bleeping is. #bikewanker - we need scouse Rachel’s take on this
Wait for it, running video coming up next,and such a shame a Story won't be possible right now.He just needs to declare himself as a triathlete to top the apex of MAMIL-wankery
I believe the male version is "pickle toe"Is that camel toe?
Imagine seeing this twit bike in the air taking his own pictureOh my god no... first pretending to jerk off in tight shorts, then showing us the leg muscles. He’s officially a gigolo !
Shame it wasn’t the police. Twitting around photographing yourself in public is not exercise.Imagine seeing this twit bike in the air taking his own picture
Ok, I know I’ve been guilty of criticising the Burton garb...but I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m really bleeping sorry. Please bring back the Burtons and make this stop There’s nothing he wont do for the gram. Just go out on you’re bike for a bleeping ride and leave your bastard phone at home. Nobody wants to see you in Lycra and nobody needs to know you’re out on your bike avoiding your family, you twit!
Well if it is a lifeline then Clemmie love, you need to start using it ASAP! I was granted access weeks ago (all in the name of research obviously....) and so far.......NOTHING! Not a single video, picture or post.So I think the house of hooper account is basically a lifeline for Sly not Clem.
I don’t think she’s looking for a way back in ( not this way), he’s looking to evolve and survive.
He’s been losing followers steadily since Alice gate and he’s put his foot in it countless times since. His old tit is no longer working and the younger girls are rapidly approaching retirement age.
I bet by September he’d have jumped ship to focus on the interiors huns. They have a lot of rooms left to “Renovate” they can’t be expected to buy their own sinks now can they?
Well if it is a lifeline then Clemmie love, you need to start using it ASAP! I was granted access weeks ago (all in the name of research obviously....) and so far.......NOTHING! Not a single video, picture or post.
As somebody who has a keen interest in the world of the interiors huns, I for one can't wait to see what sage decorating advice they impart with us.
If she needs any tips then she should check out Pink House Living (aka Emily Murray) aka the doyenne of the instawanka interiors world.
In fact, kudos to all the instamums out, their rich husbands, nice homes and self styled careers as interior designers / stylists / experts. You inspire me every day to be a better person and get a real job just like you.
Clemmie, it's time to step up to interiors coal face and be counted babe! There's free tit awaiting! #ad #spon #interiorhun
I'd forgotten about that!And there'll be a cushion or 10 for everyone.