MOD & FOD #27 Roll out the bint in her leopard print, it’s the only way we’ll make a mint

[OhMyWord]

My husband is a MAMIL and he just told me that only about idiot would go on a ride dressed in cycling apparel, as our friend Sly did, and not bring a proper repair kit.

He also said that only an idiot wouldn’t call his own wife. And I can attest to this because I have absolutely been phoned to rescue him (weather related).

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

My husband is a MAMIL and he just told me that only about idiot would go on a ride dressed in cycling apparel, as our friend Sly did, and not bring a proper repair kit.

He also said that only an idiot wouldn’t call his own wife. And I can attest to this because I have absolutely been phoned to rescue him (weather related).

Yes in amongst all the lycra twattery he was still getting digs in at clemmie the whole way through that. Hes such a bleep.

 

[JJusa69]

I thought we were only supposed to exercise 2km from our houses? Why is he 15k at least away?!
Sorry if it's been said before.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I thought we were only supposed to exercise 2km from our houses? Why is he 15k at least away?!
Sorry if it's been said before.

He thinks he’s already had the virus , bollocks to the official lockdown.

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

He thinks he’s already had the virus , bollocks to the official lockdown.

Also because hes a bleep. Dont forget that bit.

 

[Pain of chocolate]

What is it with this lockdown that’s turned everyone in to a cyclist? It’s like Tour de France around here.
What a sad life it must be, not being able to do something without photos and videos and gaffs for the gram. Imagine him instead just putting up a story ‘I went out for a bike ride today and it was bloomin’ lovely’ instead of filming himself on the side of the road. twit.

Exactly! Who the F takes their phone on a bike ride. I hope he felt like a real twunt when the two (real) bike riders went past him

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

I’m surprised he hadn’t stopped them and given them a script to read def a school boy error going on a long bike ride with no repair kit, especially if it’s been a long while since he has ridden the bike!!!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I didn’t think it was possible for him to be an even bigger twit after the pretend hockey practice but him being a bike wanker surpasses even that.

He’s a selfish, vain and desperate attention seeker; an utter prick.

 

[Pain of chocolate]

I didn’t think it was possible for him to be an even bigger twit after the pretend hockey practice but him being a bike wanker surpasses even that.

He’s a selfish, vain and desperate attention seeker; an utter prick.

Dont forget when he was also a grand prix aficionado ! Any bandwagon is good for jumping on.

 

[Mustard]

Oh yes wasn’t that another undeclared type thing, like when the entire family got new Hunter wellies!

I do remember that they were only pictured wearing them once and then no more. I presume they got a payment as well as free pairs.

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

I didn’t think it was possible for him to be an even bigger twit after the pretend hockey practice but him being a bike wanker surpasses even that.

He’s a selfish, vain and desperate attention seeker; an utter prick.

How does he have time for all these fake hobbies?

 

[Cariad]

How does he have time for all these fake hobbies?

Just like the hockey he plays with all his mates

 

[PoorPatrol]

How does he have time for all these fake hobbies?

Ha! Exactly, I don’t even have time for my real hobbies. Oh he’s such a fuckbag

 

[Mustard]

Maybe he’s been furloughed. Hot Cross Mum, who previously said she was working with him, posted the other day to say she’d lost her ‘gig’. She’s also been posting bizarre pictures of her wedding in her stories.

 

[frostily]

How does he have time for all these fake hobbies?

Honestly though!!

He's so thirsty for attention. It must irk him each and everytime people comment about Clem and not about his "content"

Surely the stench of his desperation must be drifting over to Texas soon...

 

[I'm Susan]

Oh my god no... first pretending to jerk off in tight shorts, then showing us the leg muscles. He’s officially a gigolo !

He's just a helmet in a helmet!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Maybe he’s been furloughed. Hot Cross Mum, who previously said she was working with him, posted the other day to say she’d lost her ‘gig’. She’s also been posting bizarre pictures of her wedding in her stories.

All of my friends agency side have as they’re anticipating a lot of their clients either deferring payments or not being able to pay them at all. That’s utterly unforgivable for them to have made that other insta woman he’s worked with redundant though as the firm recoup costs of furlough, unless cash flow is shockingly bad (which I’d be surprised by?!) it’s completely unnecessary, what massive cunts!

Speaking of cunts my employer are using it as a lil cash grab off the government to bolster profits So glad us taxpayers get to subsidise shareholder payouts what an honour

 

[yellow_daisies]

How does he have time for all these fake hobbies?

It's easy when you only have to spend about 15 minutes on each one (ie, just long enough to get some pics for the gram!).

 

[Blurp]

Just like the hockey he plays with all his mates

What actual mates? They have to have the neighbours round to have a party.

 

[Agent Krycek]

I thought we were only supposed to exercise 2km from our houses? Why is he 15k at least away?!
Sorry if it's been said before.

Whaaat - I don't think that's the case. Much as I disapprove of everything that Sly does, there is nothing in the legislation to say how far from your home you can be. I think in France they may have some kind of rule along those lines, but not here (yet anyway!)