MOD & FOD #18 You will always find her in the kitchen at parties
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Instashamous
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Yeah feel you here, for somebody who bleats in about how he is so environmentally conscious, there are easy to use reusable toilet training pats. Get why 24hr a day wear is a faff, but 2 for girls who probably don’t wet consistently isn’t much of a stretch.
non binary coat
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I'm not posting the story, but he should not be posting his daughters bum in a swimming costume on instagram. no that's wrong.
DoodlePoodle
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And when is he going to realise that anything on the internet stays there FOREVER!!! How are these girls going to feel when they’re older and know that their nappies were being discussed by his 1mil followers
non binary coat
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and there's no such thing as biodegradable and safe balloons. They still take years to decompose and cause havoc!
What goes up must come down. Balloons are hazards when they enter the environment. All released balloons, whether they are released intentionally or not, return to Earth as ugly litter – including those marketed as “biodegradable latex”. Balloons kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. They can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.
Balloons return to the land and sea where they can be mistaken for food and eaten by animals. Sea turtles, dolphins, whales, fish and birds have been reported with balloons in their stomachs and ribbons and strings can lead to entanglement, causing death.
BALLOONS AND THEIR BIO-DEGRADABLE NATURE
There are two types of balloons in general use – latex and mylar.
Although latex balloons are considered bio-degradable, this will take anywhere from 6 months to 4 years to decompose and they can wreak a lot of havoc before they do.
In one experiment researchers observed that balloons floating in seawater deteriorated much slower, and even after 12 months, still retained their elasticity.
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Balloons may look nice, but they have a number of environmental concerns associated with them.
What goes up must come down. Balloons are hazards when they enter the environment. All released balloons, whether they are released intentionally or not, return to Earth as ugly litter – including those marketed as “biodegradable latex”. Balloons kill countless animals and cause dangerous power outages. They can travel thousands of miles and pollute the most remote and pristine places.
Balloons return to the land and sea where they can be mistaken for food and eaten by animals. Sea turtles, dolphins, whales, fish and birds have been reported with balloons in their stomachs and ribbons and strings can lead to entanglement, causing death.
BALLOONS AND THEIR BIO-DEGRADABLE NATURE
There are two types of balloons in general use – latex and mylar.
Although latex balloons are considered bio-degradable, this will take anywhere from 6 months to 4 years to decompose and they can wreak a lot of havoc before they do.
In one experiment researchers observed that balloons floating in seawater deteriorated much slower, and even after 12 months, still retained their elasticity.
balloons | Environmental Nature Center
www.encenter.org
God forbid he go on a beach holiday and not share his daughters in swimsuits. What a father
But you know, as long as he protects himself online who gives a crap about his vulnerable children....
His story really wound me up... who the hell does he think he is?! Foreign holiday with his whole family... duck off it’s not exactly a wet weekend in Southport (not that there is anything wrong with that either) but COME ON... at least try and relate to your audience
OhMyWord
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I’ve long wondered if Simon is trying to pull off that ‘sexy Brit because of the accent’ thing with his North American followers. As a North American myself I can confirm that very average looking British men can very easily pull in the ladies largely based on the accent. I watched it at university, it’s pretty fascinating (I joke that Colin’s storyline in Love Actually is the most realistic one).
So shirtless, moaning about much his non-toddlers love him therefore amazing dad, well off, British accent...I bet he gets some veeeeeery interesting DM’s.
So shirtless, moaning about much his non-toddlers love him therefore amazing dad, well off, British accent...I bet he gets some veeeeeery interesting DM’s.
Notaninstahun
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Thought that myself was a bit aggressive for someone who apparently came back from a lovely family holiday and a nice social media break.. Alot of underlying resentment huh
They are both the same, always little digs about each other, that’s what turned me off about them in the first place. God forbid either has to “solo parent” they’ll mention in 12640 times!
yellow_daisies
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And yet, there he is, making us read convoluted captions of the family and their (apparently) boring and tortuous holiday... the irony, eh?
"Fed-up Of Daughters"!!! Brilliant!!!
Do we wonder when someone will inevitably mention that they saw them picking up at the resorts "kids club"???
He's hundred percent trying to slot into the Colin Firth/Hugh Grant niche with the Americans- dream on Simon.
Notaninstahun
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To be honest I’m actually surprised he’s responded to this comment as his normal reaction would be to delete...
Let’s see how the whole ‘eat less red meat’ works out in 2020...
Incidentally the commenter got called out for trolling him for flying... people need to look up the definition of trolling!!! I think the knee jerk reaction from his fan girl club is to shout down anyone who even remotely questions something he is doing.
Blatant cry for vegan #ad opportunities don’t you think? He loves a bandwagon.
AutumnDays
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The only vibe I’m getting from the holiday stories and post is that all is not well in that household. Lots of digs at Clemmie, the wanting to come home by day five, the almost like two families comments and his last photo on stories - a selfie of Simon ‘with his girls’ - how come Clemmie is not in the photo.
I hate how he patronisingly says "(biodegradable fyi)" what rubbish... Okay well maybe not, but I seriously doubt they were. The resort probably just said they were or he is just pretending he gave a sh#t enough to check... Also doubt they'll have biodegraded by the time they land in the sea with those strings before they're wrapped around the necks of some poor creatures.... I mean it happened, but if he really cared, he ought to have not been part of it or used his "influence" and got them to blow bubbles and wishes as an alternative!?!!
Tattlingpineapple
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10 mins Google search on booking and found the hotel where they were staying (99% sure...) Barcelo Santiago... 3500 for a family of 6 for a week (put in the dates for NYE next year). + flights + eating out... Yeah. The Hoopers are so relatable and just like us. They are so entitled... I'm not jealous or anything but I think it makes him really unlikeable to spend so much time on holidays (not just once per year but like four times) and then start moaning....
houseofhoop
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I’m here for this
Extra week away in summer after the festivals and staycation
Mustard
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Was my exact thought!
Tattlingpineapple
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AmberSpyglass
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Ooh just had a quick scroll through, he’s really a snippy , whiny little git now the whole persona of him and Clemmie as lovely, nice and wholesome has been exposed.
You’re a bitter little man Simon , I’m still laughing at his “a big account protecting themselves online by not posting in real time” .
He couldn't make it up!
You’re a bitter little man Simon , I’m still laughing at his “a big account protecting themselves online by not posting in real time” .
He couldn't make it up!
Mustard
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Sadly, I later noticed that he said they were watching, and not reading.Sure, I mean - you can’t begrudge a kindle!
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