MOD & FOD #18 You will always find her in the kitchen at parties

[yellow_daisies]

My husband and I would NEVER let the other spouse spend the whole holiday with the short straw. We would take turns. We do this on the plane too! That is a marriage, that is compromise.

They probably DID do that- like any normal family. But it doesn't fit his "put-upon, hapless, always-fun-one" parenting routine does it?

 

[EmilyChambers]

I know it’s been said before but his spelling and grammar make my toes curl. Don’t even get me started on his decision to roll the bedsheets down in his stories

I can ignore the grammar and spelling because he's apparently dyslexic and struggles with it.

 

[You better werk]

I would be SO pissed off if my husband made out to people that he did all the parenting on holiday while I sat back and relaxed.... He's publicly declared this to 1 million people

 

[Perpetualeyeroll]

It's a bit of a moot point as they've broadcast their names publicly, but even back in the 90s people were saying don't publicly display children's names for their own safety. Hope he doesn't influence other parents..
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Really? Putting your kids names on their backs? That’s safety 101 you utter idiots.
Also Clemmie’s outfit makes her look like a cross between Princess Diana in those muumuu maternity smocks she wore in the 80s and a loaf of bread.

 

[GreyWolf]

 

[Yel]

I also get the feeling he’s trying to market himself to middle aged American women with the topless pics and need my eyes surgically removed from the back of my head from the eye roll i performed watching his

It's not working, 10 days until he drops below 1m

 

[You better werk]

He'll buy followers before he let's that happen

 

[AmberSpyglass]

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Bitter, whiny little man photographing himself in bed , he’s almost pouting .

 

[rainbowlemon]

Unsure if this has been discussed previously, but do we think that him acting as though he has an issue / bit of beef with Clemmie is his way of getting people who dislike her on his side? Somewhat still invested in the ODs brand but from his side now? A little bit of an Anti Clemmie Club...?

The passive aggressiveness has been there for a while. I wouldn't like that in any relationship.

 

[PoorPatrol]

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Man, this picture of him is so bloody creepy and vile!! Slymon, you are not sexy in any way, shape, or form!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

It's not working, 10 days until he drops below 1m

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practicing my witch cackle in anticipation

although I think it’s more likely that MOD will return w a big feature for him in the hope they follow

either way - drama!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Remember Right Said Fred?, I bet Simon was humming this to himself as he took that picture

 

[SweetandSour]

It looks like she got lip filler too, that top lip looks awful

 

[Emmadale]

I feel like he’s weirdly staged that pic of the twins at night so it looks like the pic of the twins from the Shining!

 

[Pocahontas]

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That picture makes me want to puke. Why has he got his hand over one nipple? Modesty? No one wants to see your belly button, mate, pull those sheets up.

 

[SaladDressing]

I feel like he’s weirdly staged that pic of the twins at night so it looks like the pic of the twins from the Shining!

I thought the exact same thing!

 

[GreyWolf]

It looks like she got lip filler too, that top lip looks awful

Quite often people who have their teeth replaced with big, brilliant white fake teeth then have their lip filled to try and balance it out, detract from the overlarge teeth. It’s a slippery slope from there.
Sad times from such a natural beauty.

 

[ExhaustedDad]

I feel like he’s weirdly staged that pic of the twins at night so it looks like the pic of the twins from the Shining!

Look at The Shining twins now... The one on the right looks like MOD in a few years

 

[dragonsden62]

I have a daughter the same age as the twins. Yes they can chat for hours at that age but to publicly moan about them being boring?! Awful! I know he's trying to show the holiday wasn't all fun to be 'real' but FFS how many of his followers can't afford one holiday a year to listen to their kids talk shite and he's moaning.

And I’m not being sickly sweet but how precious are children and how many people have either lost a child or are separated from them and would give anything to hear their ‘boring’ banter once more, he’s so ungrateful and yeah you get to the end of your tether with them sometimes but something about his comments grinds my gears

 

[GreyWolf]

And I’m not being sickly sweet but how precious are children and how many people have either lost a child or are separated from them and would give anything to hear their ‘boring’ banter once more, he’s so ungrateful and yeah you get to the end of your tether with them sometimes but something about his comments grinds my gears

Thing is, he shot to a large following because he so clearly adored his girls. In my opinion those comments are all bullshit, designed solely for the gram and to get at Clemmie.