Melanie Murphy #20 My breasts are down here

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Love how she said she’s been doing IF since mid-august to make her sound all the more knowledgeable and experienced with it.. it’s been two weeks Mel, hardly any time at all to be bleating on about the benefits and acting like you’re an expert.

also the ‘so many of you told me about it over the years but I had to wait until I was ready’ as if it’s been on her to-do list for years and she just couldn’t start yet cause she’s been oh so careful with her ED 😌 She literally only took the time to understand what it was two weeks ago after hearing about it on a podcast that she said ‘convinced’ her to give it a go. So which is it Mel?

She always has to position herself into some form of authority role on any new topic or debate. She can never just be new to something.
 
She goes to bed at 7/8 o clock when the kids go. A 12 hour fast involves her having breakfast at 8 in the morning. It’s an absolute non thing. As usual she’s taking nothing and trying to shill it into content. Give her a fortnight and she’ll be back “intuitive” eating. She’s such a con.
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It also shows how poorly served she is by the BetterHelp crowd. Absolutely no in person therapist would recommend to someone in recovery from ED to embark on a dietary programme where the primary focus is the number of hours fasting.
 
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The woman who lectures women on breastfeeding vs formula whilst only appearing to feed her baby food from pouches.

Not shaming people who use pouches but it's just a bit rich from mel isn't it.

If she could actually be bothered to cook you just know she'd brag about breastfeeding and nutritional home cooked meals for her kids and demonise food pouches and formula.
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Dearreader said:
The woman who lectures women on breastfeeding vs formula whilst only appearing to feed her baby food from pouches.

Not shaming people who use pouches but it's just a bit rich from mel isn't it.

If she could actually be bothered to cook you just know she'd brag about breastfeeding and nutritional home cooked meals for her kids and demonise food pouches and formula.View attachment 2421666 q
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Never mind the babies food, that monstrosity of a get up in this weather good God my eyes.
 
Fasting for 12 hours is not fasting 🤣 She wants praise and attention for eating dinner at 7pm and breakfast at 7am? What was she doing before? Snacking until midnight and eating again at the crack of dawn? Irritating git.
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Everything must have a label or a diagnosis with her. It can’t just be eating at normal mealtimes, it has to be intermittent fasting. It can’t just be having a good imagination, it has to be hyperphantasia. It can’t just be having kids, it has to be matrescence. She is such an attention seeker, I don’t know how Thomas keeps his eyes from rolling out of his head.
 
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I’m assuming it’s for her neck? She seems pretty agile in the reel lol.Only the very worst cases are seen where I am ( probably different in the south) unless she’s went private ?
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Typical Munchausen dream scenario- put up a pic in a hospital gown without any context for sympathy.

Also the dancing around in the gown like genuinely excited to be there. Loves being a little patient.
 
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Why are influencers so proud and excited to show they’re in hospital? It’s such gross attention seeking behaviour. Honestly they are the most insufferable type of people.
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Emma mcvey whos married to Gaz from geordie shore is a fucker for it. Nothing she loves more than a good drip selfie complete with hospital gown. Id say it excites more than her husband ever could 😂
 
The child only likes beige food and she wonders why. *he's mirroring behaviour*

1) He's eating what mammy and daddy ate before the free hello fresh boxes were given to her ( when they never left the attic)

2)She plonks him in front of the TV for all meals because that's how she was raised. Very healthy. How's he supposed to explore and enjoy new foods if he's glued to the TV.


Not good enough for wan that thinks she's given them the best with her boob. She's feeding them utter shite and it's hilarious, what use is the breast milk now Mel? He's eating waffles and plain pasta because you weren't arsed feeding him properly from the weaning stage lol.
 
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