Melanie Murphy #20 My breasts are down here

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Who describes going for an MRI as ‘self-care’, wtf. 🤨
Who describes going for an MRI as ‘self-care’, wtf. 🤨


An absolute moron that's who. I've another MRI this week and I'm dreading it, and certainly won't be taking a selfie in the hospital with a stupid smug head on me calling it self-care as I'm going to get my hair done. She's some bleeping dose.
 
I can't believe there's actually people in the comments praising Melanie telling her his meals are healthy. Jesus.

I’m surprised he’s not constipated with such a heavy diet..not to mention the sugar…

Literally. How many bananas is she shovelling into him a day. If I ate that diet I'd be lethargic and bloated.

Smoothies are a great way of getting fruit in... It's easy to make homemade ice cream with fresh fruit. Ice pops with fresh fruit. Avocado can even be blended into ice pops as a sweet treat. There's so much she can do. Chia seed pudding- he appears to like milk. The woman who's the queen of research is only asking now about how to vary his food? Would that not be something she should've done at weaning.

His diet is peanut butter, carbs, and bananas that's it. This is all a result of not being arsed at the weaning stage. Gas she thinks she's so high and mighty for breastfeeding them.

ETA - yes there's such thing as picky eaters but this isn't it~ are we to believe the two waffle heads were slaving over a cooker to provide their son variety in fruit and veg from the get go ? Because no, there's no way she did. She lived off pesto and pasta before the free food fell into her lap.
 
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A bit of broccoli diced up and mixed into mashed potato seems pretty standard for a toddler, no? Easy hidden veg. A bit of plain chicken diced up small. Boiled carrots mashed up.

Peanut butter and honey is all so heavy and strange to be giving a toddler. Chopping boards on the floor and giving him a knife to chop food but he’s eating muck. Frozen fish fingers and chicken nuggets would actually be better, at least some protein in it
 
It's mad to me that's she's quite critical of how she was raised WRT to food - bottle fed, was fed processed foods in front of the telly - but continues to do the latter with her kid? If it was sooooo damaging why not put an end to the cycle?
Emerald I think this is directed at you 😂
 

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I absolutely agree with not posting anything that could identify your child on the internet.

But who does she think she is? She literally posted an image of her son in his underwear. Who is she to be so self righteous about this View attachment 2427039 q
We know where he was born, his birthweight, what he eats, what the inside of his house looks like (including the bed he sleeps in)what type of school he’s attending (rough location)we even know how much debt his da has, all thanks to herself …Yeah ! she’s really protecting their privacy 🙄
 
I can’t believe how high and mighty she is over the health and nutritional benefits of breast feeding only to wean her toddler on to potato waffles and butter pasta for his tea 🥴
This!!! I'll admit, my 😝*breastfed*😝 kids eat cheesy pasta and waffles more days than not and to be honest I'm not fussed because they are happy and healthy. But she has an absolute nerve to go preaching about nutrition and tit to then feed her kids processed pouches.
 
Her hello fresh ad has me in ribbons. 🤣

She says her toddler runs to the door excited for the hello fresh parcel on Mondays and he picks out a recipe and says " mammy we have to make this today"

The same toddler that eats no fruit and veg and only eats beige food.

She says there's no fuss with hello fresh as everyone is happy (alluding to her family).......except your toddler won't it eat. 🤔

Way to contradict yourself and flat out lie in the advert. Two apposing reels side by side 🤣
 
Her hello fresh ad has me in ribbons. 🤣

She says her toddler runs to the door excited for the hello fresh parcel on Mondays and he picks out a recipe and says " mammy we have to make this today"

The same toddler that eats no fruit and veg and only eats beige food.

She says there's no fuss with hello fresh as everyone is happy (alluding to her family).......except your toddler won't it eat. 🤔

Way to contradict yourself and flat out lie in the advert. Two apposing reels side by side 🤣
I'm worried about the people commenting saying she needs her own cooking show....SORRY WHAT 😩😂 step 1: open box of pre measured ingredients.....Yeah I'm sure Virgin Media will be in contact in no time
 
Does she think we’ve forgot she did a DropChef ad on a Monday and switched to a HelloFresh ad by Friday? Days may vary but that was the general jist of it - she jumped on that sponsorship like a fly on tit the very first second she could.

DropChef being a local Irish run business that she claims to love to support so much and HelloFresh being a massive global brand. Just sayin’.
 

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Does she think we’ve forgot she did a DropChef ad on a Monday and switched to a HelloFresh ad by Friday? Days may vary but that was the general jist of it - she jumped on that sponsorship like a fly on tit the very first second she could.

DropChef being a local Irish run business that she claims to love to support so much and HelloFresh being a massive global brand. Just sayin’.
I thought I was going mad I knew I'd seen her do the drop chef and I thought I'd just got them mixed up.
Any word on how the baby got on while Mel was having her day out getting the MRI , I'd imagine she was at the hospital for a few hours , how did she not starve or did she have her latched on during the scan? 🤭
 
I see she didn’t film from the 70’s money pit 😂
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I thought I was going mad I knew I'd seen her do the drop chef and I thought I'd just got them mixed up.
Any word on how the baby got on while Mel was having her day out getting the MRI , I'd imagine she was at the hospital for a few hours , how did she not starve or did she have her latched on during the scan? 🤭
Would she have to have that radioactive liquid? How would that affect her BF ? I know you have to be really careful going to the loo etc afterwards.
 
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I went on Goodreads to read the reviews of Mel’s books after she posted about “so many” new people finding If Only and oh my god, she used to reply to reviewers and argue with them over their OPINIONS of her books. She is seriously the most deluded and sensitive person on the planet. One reviewer told her that there was literally no need for her to comment on their review and she kept arguing with them. Like Mel don’t write books and don’t create content on public platforms and definitely don’t make those things your job if you can’t handle negative opinions. Not everyone is going to lick your hole.
 
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