Melanie Murphy #20 My breasts are down here

[Wills315]

I would hope not! It came from a hospital doctor where she gave birth I’d class that as weird if he was painting patients…Why is he even at her house
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Of course her son is a genius all down the getting the right amount of screen time

That'll be all the breast milk. Her child even watches cartoons better than everyone else's.

 

[Dearreader]

I would hope not! It came from a hospital doctor where she gave birth I’d class that as weird if he was painting patients…Why is he even at her house
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Of course her son is a genius all down the getting the right amount of screen time

Two hours my hole. She admits they eat all their meals in front of TV - three meals a day and whenever she records herself on ig the TV is on and he's plonked in front of it. I'd say the only reason he's watching less now is because he's at preschool now. Prior to that they never ventured out past the front door.

 

[monga]

Two hours my hole. She admits they eat all their meals in front of TV - three meals a day and whenever she records herself on ig the TV is on and he's plonked in front of it. I'd say the only reason he's watching less now is because he's at preschool now. Prior to that they never ventured out past the front door.

He’s constantly in front of the TV , even as an infant she had him watching stuff on her LT , screens are a big thing in that house.
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I see he gifted her the print from this article lol.

 

[Sazb64]

She absolutely thought that was the original piece of art he gave her and not a print

It must be Mel surely? She's the only person ever to breastfeed her children??



Everyone has different taste of course. But if someone gifted me that it'd be going straight out of the house.

 

[monga]

It must be Mel surely? She's the only person ever to breastfeed her children??



Everyone has different taste of course. But if someone gifted me that it'd be going straight out of the house.

She’ll be sticking it in the granda flat

 

[Sazb64]

She’ll be sticking it in the granda flat

Right Da this is going in your hallway so everyone can see you normalising breastfeeding, and it isn't weird at all that it looks exactly like me

 

[monga]

Maybe he should’ve added red eyes …So it begins…

 

[emerald]

Trust misogynistic Mel to find one of the few male lactation consultants in Ireland and latch on to him. Pun intended.

 

[Dearreader]

As bleeping if she brought the baby to the virgin media television studio wearing odd socks.

Sorry but that's shocking. Whatever about around the house.

Also sorry to be controversial but any time I see a baby outside the house wearing odd socks I secretly judge the parents. I'm not ashamed to admit it, not saying it makes me right but I'm only being honest. It's not quirky or cute and it's not I'm such a busy mammy that I don't have time. it's scruffy behaviour.. I could be wearing ten year old jeans but you bet my baby is clean and presentable leaving the house. Always.

Also she hasn't uploaded a video with her *part time job* in well over three weeks. She knew she had this gig on the Telly. Lay the baby's clothes out the night before. She has bleeping loads of time on her hands.

Hah. Phewww... sorry

 

[rattleprattle]

And the 6 figure earner has the little girl dressed in a hand me down outfit from her brother. I understand Thomas doesn’t allow her to buy new clothes but surely they could stretch to a good outfit for out and about for the baby.
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And I swear Thomas has those shoes since school. They are that manky they must be able to walk on their own at this stage.

 

[Mamabear29]

The kids are always dressed awful. It's not hard to put an outfit together that doesn't clash horribly but she always seems to manage it! Always colours/patterns clashing drives me mad haha

 

[gossguru]

My gawd could they be any cheaper. Agree I don’t care what they are wearing at home but you would think for an outing they could make a bit of an effort. The poor kids as well deserve to be dressed better.

 

[Dearreader]

The cold pancakes or waffles in the tupperware has sent me. bleeping gross. Thomas there shoving it at the child because god forbid the flour and egg used to make the pancake goes to waste - tightarse.

(It's pancakes or waffles because that's all that wee lad eats)

Everyone has good outfits for their kids. When daddy is dressing baby he's says what am I putting on the baby and I'll say any of the good outfits and he just knows @rattleprattle

Where's the joy in having a girl after a boy if you can't buy a few bits for her. No man would tell me what to spend my money on. duck offfff

 

[rattleprattle]

It’s actually shocking how miserly he is. It just reeks of coercive control except with her there was no coercing. She volunteered for this tit. She’s trad wifing that hard it’s painful to watch.
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Not to mention they had the child asleep in the car seat for an hour in an entirely wool outfit.

 

[Wills315]

Is no one going to talk about her singing her child to sleep with that stupid weird mic the poor kid . She can't just do anything normally, always has to be that bit different .

 

[Daisymai]

Is no one going to talk about her singing her child to sleep with that stupid weird mic the poor kid . She can't just do anything normally, always has to be that bit different .

I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it The face expressions when she’s hitting those big notes That stupid mic needs to get in the bin

 

[rattleprattle]

It’s like those silly “singing in your bedroom” videos teenagers in the 00s uploaded to YouTube to their forever shame.

 

[Dearreader]

Makes a video to get praise and attention for Singing but under the guise of being a mammy ofc. Saddo.

 

[Dearreader]

Double post.

A chicken coop in latest reel.

She says she can barely have time to brush her hair. Those chickens are going to be so neglected.

 

[rattleprattle]

She’ll keep them in that tiny little wired box and not let them out to roam the garden. It will be no better than if they were caged industrially.