Melanie Murphy #20 My breasts are down here

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They knew during the pregnancy they were having a girl - there's no way with plenty of sisters between them along with their parents that no one bought lovely clothes for her 🤦🏻‍♀️ and sure wasn't Pan wearing Thomas' sister's clothes for months?! Mel putting her in blue for this occasion is all for show, absolutely nothing more than virtue signalling
 
God she loves a “my ex” story. And she’s made it very obvious who the other now mam who got chlamydia from the ex is…..wonder did she check Jaclyn was comfortable with that being shared
 

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Dearreader said:
The cold pancakes or waffles in the tupperware has sent me. bleeping gross. Thomas there shoving it at the child because god forbid the flour and egg used to make the pancake goes to waste - tightarse.

(It's pancakes or waffles because that's all that wee lad eats) 🤣

Everyone has good outfits for their kids. When daddy is dressing baby he's says what am I putting on the baby and I'll say any of the good outfits and he just knows 😂 @rattleprattle

Where's the joy in having a girl after a boy if you can't buy a few bits for her. No man would tell me what to spend my money on. duck offfff
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Mel can barely dress herself so not surprised her kids always look thrown together. My first baby was a girl and Ive saved all her clothes and put them away into vacuum bags but best believe when we eventually have another if it’s a boy I’ll be putting all my daughters clothes on vinted and getting him some nice bits, she doesn’t even have to buy brand new, I know they grow out of things so quick but you can get some gorgeous clothes on vinted for next to nothing I’ve bought my 2 year old so much off it.
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monga said:
I would hope not! It came from a hospital doctor where she gave birth I’d class that as weird if he was painting patients…Why is he even at her house 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Of course her son is a genius all down the getting the right amount of screen time 😂
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Surprised she didn’t/doesn’t follow the no screen time before age 2.
 
whataboutit said:
God she loves a “my ex” story. And she’s made it very obvious who the other now mam who got chlamydia from the ex is…..wonder did she check Jaclyn was comfortable with that being shared
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Nobody asked her. Like why she felt the need to post that absolute word vomit of a post ( with the casual blaming of the third girl “lol” and not the man that was the vector for the whole thing). Get back to the sitting room couch Melmo.
 
Sazb64 said:
On Keelin Moncrieff's latest reel on STI testing. Because of course Mel would have to give her two cents. She's literally the last person I'd ever trust to actually go and get tested, which is awful considering she's always been so against using protection
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She has said numerous times (that comment was clearly about Toby turner and Jaclyn) that she was in an open relationship with Toby - there are screenshots of her saying so and then she states that they didn't use condoms despite being in an open relationship.... that's on you Mel.

Blaming another woman for giving her an sti whilst Mel agreed to an open relationship... it's your fault Hun. Nobody else's. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

The audicity of her to give out sex advice in the past and now. She's a bleeping dose.
 
Dearreader said:
She has said numerous times (that comment was clearly about Toby turner and Jaclyn) that she was in an open relationship with Toby - there are screenshots of her saying so and then she states that they didn't use condoms despite being in an open relationship.... that's on you Mel.

Blaming another woman for giving her an sti whilst Mel agreed to an open relationship... it's your fault Hun. Nobody else's. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

The audicity of her to give out sex advice in the past and now. She's a bleeping dose.
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I remember a vlog with her and Hannah chatting about contraception and Mel was all "yeah I just don't like how condoms feel lol lol lol" cutesy pick-me quirky girl, and Hannah was SHOCKED. Zero responsibility
 
Mrs.Doyle22 said:
This absolute wankbag is openly celebrating her kids being in bed at 6pm?!IV a 3 year old and he is never in bed before 7.30 although if I was Melanies kid of probably be in bed at 4pm to get away from the narcissistic bleep
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In Melanie’s defence ( 🤢 ) when my son started nursery I had to put him to bed early for a few weeks because he was so tired he was falling asleep on the sofa after dinner!
 
The seven month old goes down every night at 8 according to Mel. Putting her down two hours earlier than her normal time is either going to result in the baby treating the 6 o clock bed time as a cat nap or a very early wake time resulting in a hard day tommorow where the usual nap routine is offset by the two hour earlier bedtime.

But ofc we won't hear about that. She will be an angel who slept through- because Mel reads here and just has to prove everything otherwise.
 
I think it’s great she’s actually giving them the independence to go to bed 😂…Most parents look forward to bedtime to have a few hours of mee time…I thought her kids couldn’t do without her nursing them to sleep etc …She was on mammy duty 24/7 without a chance to bless herself 😉
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Dearreader said:
The seven month old goes down every night at 8 according to Mel. Putting her down two hours earlier than her normal time is either going to result in the baby treating the 6 o clock bed time as a cat nap or a very early wake time resulting in a hard day tommorow where the usual nap routine is offset by the two hour earlier bedtime.

But ofc we won't hear about that. She will be an angel who slept through- because Mel reads here and just has to prove everything otherwise.
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She said she’s generally a 4.30am riser because they don’t sleep beyond that time. That’s where bottles best imo because you can have a bedtime routine without having to nurse on demand ( or is that just her ) ?
 
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mama.llama.drama said:
Imagine having your MIL provide free childcare four days a week long term (complete with pick up and drop off, because Melanie hasn’t bothered getting a licence in the 17 years she’s had the opportunity) then having the nerve to complain about her perceived lack of a village 🥴

Not to mention her own father who lives inside their house and also takes her son out regularly to help. I would be so pissed if I were them, she is unbelievably ungrateful and unaware of the reality of most parents.

How often did she help people with kids (or people in general) before she had her own? Never, I guarantee it. She was too busy not working and galavanting across the world on a permanent grifted holiday (sorry, vlogging opportunity). She expects to have a village without being a village herself. That’s not how it works Mel 😂

She only cares about things that directly affect her. Remember ‘I was forced to live in an attic’. Now it’s ‘Woe is me, I couldn’t grift 100% of the huge house renovation’.

Show me a more insufferable twit on the internet, I could do with a break from Me-lanie.
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I helped my sister with her kids an awful lot as I'm the youngest but since I've had my baby we rarely see our families. I wouldn't expect grandparents to mind my baby either though as I know how much work it is. She is very fortunate alright.
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Also I bet she's starting Body Slims (not that she needs to!), she tagged @halfofcarla.
 
i swear to god i feel like everytime I watch her ig stories she's in a bathrobe 😭 obviously totally normal to wear comfortable clothes at home but I do feel like dressing presentable is a big part of feeling like you're ready for your day.

it's crazy because she has so much support but I feel like she makes motherhood look soooo lonely. not that it isn't or can't be, I don't know I'm not a mum, but the way she's presenting it looks so depressing. I have been thinking a lot about what I would do if I had a baby and I feel like being around other people would be sooo important for me in order to not go insane - like having a sense of community and support, also outside of your immediate family circle.
 
lolwhyamihere21 said:
i swear to god i feel like everytime I watch her ig stories she's in a bathrobe 😭 obviously totally normal to wear comfortable clothes at home but I do feel like dressing presentable is a big part of feeling like you're ready for your day.

it's crazy because she has so much support but I feel like she makes motherhood look soooo lonely. not that it isn't or can't be, I don't know I'm not a mum, but the way she's presenting it looks so depressing. I have been thinking a lot about what I would do if I had a baby and I feel like being around other people would be sooo important for me in order to not go insane - like having a sense of community and support, also outside of your immediate family circle.
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Exactly, I don't have much family support but my public health nurse recommended a local baby group which I joined along with every baby class I could find. I nearly went nuts on my mat leave but these saved my sanity. She does make it look depressing but it doesn't have to be.
 
lolwhyamihere21 said:
i swear to god i feel like everytime I watch her ig stories she's in a bathrobe 😭 obviously totally normal to wear comfortable clothes at home but I do feel like dressing presentable is a big part of feeling like you're ready for your day.

it's crazy because she has so much support but I feel like she makes motherhood look soooo lonely. not that it isn't or can't be, I don't know I'm not a mum, but the way she's presenting it looks so depressing. I have been thinking a lot about what I would do if I had a baby and I feel like being around other people would be sooo important for me in order to not go insane - like having a sense of community and support, also outside of your immediate family circle.
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now the oldest one has started preschool she could easily take the baby to a mum and tots group 1 morning a week no excuse really, her dad probably drops him to nursery probably doesn’t even do that herself.
 
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