Melanie Murphy #2 ED? IBS? PCOS? PTSD? Twitter MD? full of *clean prose* BS anyway!

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it’s the denim jacket with them that gets me. It’s been 20+ degrees in Ireland this week. Why in the name of Jesus would you go about your daily life in THAT outfit? She’d be boiling.
I reckon it’s probably because she’s not feeling that comfortable/confident in body now (no matter what she’s says on IG and with those weird comparison pre-pregnancy and pregnancy posts).

She’s going to be insufferable with her postpartum posts/videos about her body 🤦🏻‍♀️.
 
I reckon it’s probably because she’s not feeling that comfortable/confident in body now (no matter what she’s says on IG and with those weird comparison pre-pregnancy and pregnancy posts).

She’s going to be insufferable with her postpartum posts/videos about her body 🤦🏻‍♀️.

I can understand that. I don’t like my arms (I’m working on it!) and I don’t even go around my own apartment without a cardigan on, they’re basically surgically attached to me at this point. I’ve been wearing them in this heat and I’ve been roasting. But at least you can’t see my arms! She doesn’t have the jacket closed because I assume her bump is too big... so she’s just got her belly on display for the world.
 
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Is she really wearing a sports bra with just a denim jacket over the top?! 😳

Can you imagine turning up to work like that?! “Sorry I have nothing left to wear and I don’t want to buy new clothes”. Surely she can afford a couple of tops?! Women are selling maternity bundles of clothes on eBay and Facebook market place for £5!
She is just shocking. I have said once and I will say it again: Melanie has no class or decorum. Not only does she lack manners and social etiquette she also lacks culture. Frozen food, processed food, never cooks, hasn't traveled much. She is just a culture less swine.
 
She is just shocking. I have said once and I will say it again: Melanie has no class or decorum. Not only does she lack manners and social etiquette she also lacks culture. Frozen food, processed food, never cooks, hasn't traveled much. She is just a culture less swine.

On reflection I think she might be using it as an excuse not to buy bigger clothes so she has an incentive to “bounce back” (whatever the duck that means) once she’s had the baby. My mam when she was struggling with her body image would never buy bigger clothes because if she got comfy in them and liked them because she’d end up filling them out instead of having the incentive of losing weight (that she didn’t need to lose in the first place). I think it might be a similar scenario here just to an extreme level.
 
She is just shocking. I have said once and I will say it again: Melanie has no class or decorum. Not only does she lack manners and social etiquette she also lacks culture. Frozen food, processed food, never cooks, hasn't traveled much. She is just a culture less swine.

I wonder how they make the attic squatting work 😂
Do they share the fridge with mammy O’R?
does she have a specific time she can use the microwave 😂 Does she share naked bars with the family 😂🤣 it’s like a student flat with more generations involved.
 
I wonder how they make the attic squatting work 😂
Do they share the fridge with mammy O’R?
does she have a specific time she can use the microwave 😂 Does she share naked bars with the family 😂🤣 it’s like a student flat with more generations involved.


I'd imagine she squats in the attic while Thomas is at work and his parents are at home to avoid interactions, nibbling at nakd bars to sustain herself until Thomas gets home and they go to the shops to buy their pre prepared frozen ellas kitchens dinners. 😂

She keeps trying to present herself as a world traveller... calm down you went to a few conventions. I choked when I read her paragraph about how she lived out of a suitcase. I'm sorry, What? 🤔
 
I choked when I read her paragraph about how she lived out of a suitcase

She might mean she’s living out of a suitcase now 🤣 in the attic???
The baby might sleep there when it’s born.



Because we know she does 😬 even her fans know it 🤦‍♀️ Her FANS are scared they’ll upset her!!!!!

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She might mean she’s living out of a suitcase now 🤣 in the attic???
The baby might sleep there when it’s born.



Because we know she does 😬 even her fans know it 🤦‍♀️ Her FANS are scared they’ll upset her!!!!!

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It seems that influencers are no longer as invincible as they think they are 🤣

Apparently an unidentified Irish influencer booked a table with a restaurant in Dublin and asked for an "influencer discount" alongside a promise of pap pictures. 😂 apparently there is a thread on tattle of speculation on who the influencer could be.. if anyone could point me towards the thread?
 

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It seems that influencers are no longer as invincible as they think they are 🤣

Apparently an unidentified Irish influencer booked a table with a restaurant in Dublin and asked for an "influencer discount" alongside a promise of pap pictures. 😂 apparently there is a thread on tattle of speculation on who the influencer could be.. if anyone could point me towards the thread?

was Jessica in Berlin D2 the other day? The silly witch. The whole lot of them need to get a grip.
 
was Jessica in Berlin D2 the other day? The silly witch. The whole lot of them need to get a grip.


Yeah apparently she was promoting an event or something and it was scenes. No social distancing etc- drunken behaviour all uploaded on her Instagram now deleted ... videos are up on Twitter. It was trending yesterday. Influencers are not getting an inch anymore and rightfully so.
 
Yeah apparently she was promoting an event or something and it was scenes. No social distancing etc- drunken behaviour all uploaded on her Instagram now deleted ... videos are up on Twitter. It was trending yesterday. Influencers are not getting an inch anymore and rightfully so.
I googled it and apparently it’s a different Jess Brennan?? Did Mels Jessica put stuff up about attending?? Apparently it’s her, whoever she is at home...
 

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I googled it and apparently it’s a different Jess Brennan?? Did Mels Jessica put stuff up about attending??
Haha, sorry I must have misread your post... I thought you were aware it was a different Jess. No Melanies sister had no involvement.... she obviously is the more sensible sister. And imo, In fairness has a whole lot come common sense than Melanie. 😂
 
Haha, sorry I must have misread your post... I thought you were aware it was a different Jess. No Melanies sister had no involvement.... she obviously is the more sensible sister. And imo, In fairness has a whole lot come common sense than Melanie. 😂

I’ve no idea who the other Jess Brennan is 😂 I assumed it was melanies sister because they were mentioned in the same tweet. So glad Melanie is getting called out for the essential service horse tit though.
 
Pretty sure all “Jessie B“ does is talk about periods and try and sell crappy leggings like her sister, that or something tragic from nasty gal/pretty little thing.

defiantly not the same jessie 😆

yeah I looked up her Instagram to see if she’d posted anything Berlin D2 related and noticed shes shilling the same crappy leggings Melanie is. I’m sure the coattails she’s riding aren’t going very fast. She’ll be grand.
 
yeah I looked up her Instagram to see if she’d posted anything Berlin D2 related and noticed shes shilling the same crappy leggings Melanie is. I’m sure the coattails she’s riding aren’t going very fast. She’ll be grand.

oh it’s all she does, scroll down her feed. It’s full of Lycra and static...
mentions of shaving you fanny, sex and you know, being bi like melly 😬
she’s a Mini Mel.
 
I'd imagine she squats in the attic while Thomas is at work and his parents are at home to avoid interactions, nibbling at nakd bars to sustain herself until Thomas gets home and they go to the shops to buy their pre prepared frozen ellas kitchens dinners. 😂

She keeps trying to present herself as a world traveller... calm down you went to a few conventions. I choked when I read her paragraph about how she lived out of a suitcase. I'm sorry, What? 🤔
"Lived out of a suitcase" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
and now living in the attic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Her stories about dating during lockdown....

she’s nearly whispering in the attic, Are mammy and Daddy down stairs and she’s afraid they’ll hear her say “shag” 😐

I'm still confused as to why they're not renting?? Saving to buy a house is one thing, but they're having a baby! Surely they want a space that's just theirs. Especially for the first year of their kids life. He works from the airport, she can work anywhere, they have a car. It makes no sense to stay where they are.
 
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