restinpieces
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Sorry, didn't mean to derail.
To keep things on topic, she posted another body check
Melanie Murphy #2 ED? IBS? PCOS? PTSD? Twitter MD? full of *clean prose* BS anyway!
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To keep things on topic, she posted another body check
wasn’t you at all
she is really struggling with her bigger body, as much as she KEEPS going on about how she LOVES being pregnant,
it’s clear she feels like she needs to keep showing her pre pregnancy body on Instagram.
I really wish she’d sorted her tit out before she brings a kid into the world.
restinpieces
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She's not prepared at all for the changes. As monga mentioned, it is a beautiful moment for some or most moms, but probably not for someone like Melanie who is obsessed with her body (but claims not to be).wasn’t you at all
she is really struggling with her bigger body, as much as she KEEPS going on about how she LOVES being pregnant,
it’s clear she feels like she needs to keep showing her pre pregnancy body on Instagram.
I really wish she’d sorted her tit out before she brings a kid into the world.
RafaelaGoltsman
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Her 'well curated' social media life to present that she's cool, vivacious and sought after.
mindsweeper99
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That’s amazing I never knew that haha every day is a school dayOmgthanks for the humour. But seriously for now, it's the bird - they also have eggs way too big for their bodies, kind of like humans do. So birth is difficult.
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shes also a very selfish young woman, and I’m calling her “young” because emotionally it’s clear she’s very immature.
when she has her “babies” she wants to
- continue doing “documentaries“
- write fiction
- start an online course to teach others
- run a YouTube channel
- get her masters in psychology.
(definition of - the monkeys are running the asylum)
and raise 3 kids?
RafaelaGoltsman
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In short, she will continue to be one of the most annoying creatures in planet earth.shes also a very selfish young woman, and I’m calling her “young” because emotionally it’s clear she’s very immature.
when she has her “babies” she wants to
- continue doing “documentaries“
- write fiction
- start an online course to teach others
- run a YouTube channel
- get her masters in psychology.
(definition of - the monkeys are running the asylum)
and raise 3 kids?
Chinese_whispers
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shes also a very selfish young woman, and I’m calling her “young” because emotionally it’s clear she’s very immature.
when she has her “babies” she wants to
- continue doing “documentaries“
- write fiction
- start an online course to teach others
- run a YouTube channel
- get her masters in psychology.
(definition of - the monkeys are running the asylum)
and raise 3 kids?
I mean she could very well do all of those things but she'd have to get a nanny or Thomas would have to give up his job. There's no way on this earth she could do all of that by herself. I know I'm a dr so our work load is insane so I can't really comment but one of my best-friends works a 9-5 office job and her (now) husband made the decision to go part-time when their were having their daughter - because they couldn't afford the childcare and keep the house running. She has another thing coming if she thinks she can do all of that without outside help.
(edit: to clarify, there's nothing wrong with outside help, she just will never admit to needing it. She has made a "mother earth" identity for herself online and I think she'll be too proud to admit she can't do it all.)
restinpieces
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I'm betting 2 months in she is:
* moaning about how difficult it is
* how everybody lied to her about how easy it is
* how she wished to be single again
* how horny she is or some sh because she doesn't understand healing time
* moaning about how difficult it is
* how everybody lied to her about how easy it is
* how she wished to be single again
* how horny she is or some sh because she doesn't understand healing time
Chinese_whispers
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WHO TOLD HER IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY?? They're horrible liars.
Re: the horny thing. To be fair I had sex a week after my section? Just VERY bloody (sorry, TMI) but not the worst decision I've ever made. She'll just have to be prepared to only do it in missionary for a few weeks. Although I know she'll make having sex early post-partum a bigger deal that it is because shes "so horny guyz."
restinpieces
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Okay, not really what i was meaning, but. I hope she's not that eager for the sake of herself
monga
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She'll be researching designer vaginas if she has a natural delivery
BlueberryBlues
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Hahaha, I’ll see what she’d say when she finds out that peeing in peace is a luxury when you have young kids.shes also a very selfish young woman, and I’m calling her “young” because emotionally it’s clear she’s very immature.
when she has her “babies” she wants to
- continue doing “documentaries“
- write fiction
- start an online course to teach others
- run a YouTube channel
- get her masters in psychology.
(definition of - the monkeys are running the asylum)
and raise 3 kids?
laceandgold
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Its really alarming that she's about to become a mother for the first time and she seems more focused on her body, getting back to weight lifting and going to college....
RafaelaGoltsman
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Excessive flexing of her shallowness.
Check Danae Mercer's IG guys, and you will be enlightened about these forced poses and flexing.
NerdyBeauty87
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Well, that body isn't coming back I hope she knows. Every woman I've spoke to about, some having just one child, some having five, have all said...their bodies never go back to what it was pre-baby. Unless Melanie gets some kind of plastic surgery, or whatever it is, she's not going to have that body back ever again. She'll be the same size probably, from starving herself, but it will not look the same, her shape will most definitely change forever. That is a sad yet miraculous thing about giving birth, your body shows what you've done and achieved. So, sorry Mel, it ain't ever going to look like that without artificial help, no amount of lifting weights is going to change that.
As long as I had a healthy birth, and baby and I were healthy, all check go, and I was able to just get back to a normal weight again, eat good food and exercise, then I'd be grateful, but we all know Melanie isn't that kind of person. She wants this body back after the baby comes out, which is not going to happen.
And I guarantee you, we will all see MUCH less body photos after the baby, because she won't want anyone to see her stretchmarks or flabby skin, and other natural things that happens to a womans body after birth. We're not all horny after having babies and start bumping uglies after a week, many women will need as much rest as possible and masses of care and consideration. If a woman's horny, fair enough, but from what I've been hearing, it's not exactly on the top of women's lists after going through a life changing thing like this. Yeah, so, she's in for a shock.
Dearreader
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Just checked her out, amazing! Thanks Rafaela
That's one of the things that I find most manipulative about Melanie - her faux body positivity. She's shows the natural rolls every single body type experience when sitting down! We never see Melanie showing her cellulite, dimples, active breakouts etc.
This grand claim of her never using filters is BS.She knows her angles too and contorts her body while telling her young viewers not to fall in the fitspo Instagram trend.... all while she does just that. I don't take issue with people falling in love with fitness... I take Issue to the fact she takes pictures of stomach rolls and hashtags body positivity when really it's just a body check- and a cry for praise and external validation.
Like the difference between Danae and Melanie- one actually shows us what real body's look and the other one is heavily posing whole showing off "flaws"
EVERYTHING with Melanie is curated-photographs a minor flaw and thinks she's queen of body positivity. Does a campaign for Dove about commitment to unedited pictures and contorts her body to look slimmer.
I do not know why Melanie claims to be able to teach others and to be an educator... She's not even a qualified teacher.shes also a very selfish young woman, and I’m calling her “young” because emotionally it’s clear she’s very immature.
when she has her “babies” she wants to
- continue doing “documentaries“
- write fiction
- start an online course to teach others
- run a YouTube channel
- get her masters in psychology.
(definition of - the monkeys are running the asylum)
and raise 3 kids?
Just checked her out, amazing! Thanks Rafaela
That's one of the things that I find most manipulative about Melanie - her faux body positivity. She's shows the natural rolls every single body type experience when sitting down! We never see Melanie showing her cellulite, dimples, active breakouts etc.
This grand claim of her never using filters is BS.She knows her angles too and contorts her body while telling her young viewers not to fall in the fitspo Instagram trend.... all while she does just that. I don't take issue with people falling in love with fitness... I take Issue to the fact she takes pictures of stomach rolls and hashtags body positivity when really it's just a body check- and a cry for praise and external validation.
Like the difference between Danae and Melanie- one actually shows us what real body's look and the other one is heavily posing whole showing off "flaws"
EVERYTHING with Melanie is curated-photographs a minor flaw and thinks she's queen of body positivity. Does a campaign for Dove about commitment to unedited pictures and contorts her body to look slimmer.
She also did that disgusting thing where she retweeted one of Lucy Moon's (i think) photos of her just being casual and Melanie was like: show off the rolls yeah! She is foul. I will try find the tweet.
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