Mason Mount #24 We want socks not stats & the FBC are starting a band

[jflurker93]

I’d go through every one of Mason’s followers on Instagram with the question are you FBC??

don’t because I thought last night have I outed myself and I had to check but I think you can only find me on his with my full name

 

[keylimepie]

Where G bush when you need him/she

G bush would say being doubly vaccinated would cause his dick to fall off which would affect his game because he couldnt shag every single instahoe available. A total contradiction of what they had said previously

 

[QueenL]

don’t because I thought last night have I outed myself and I had to check but I think you can only find me on his with my full name

No don't say this! I never thought of that
I just checked and I think you would need my full username too to find me

 

[keylimepie]

don’t because I thought last night have I outed myself and I had to check but I think you can only find me on his with my full name

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

 

[nellyloz123]

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

They just don’t look human

 

[PunkRocker]

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

Absolutely not I'd like to take a bite out of them! But if he tensed them like that man in the crowd did, I might feel differently!

 

[jflurker93]

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

They don’t give me the ick, but I don’t really fancy him. I appreciate hes good looking but the lack of intelligence is such a turn off for me

 

[keylimepie]

Absolutely not I'd like to take a bite out of them! But if he tensed them like that man in the crowd did, I might feel differently!

I really don’t like them. They look abnormally big. I know footballers tend to have big calves but his are like calves on calves

They don’t give me the ick, but I don’t really fancy him. I appreciate hes good looking but the lack of intelligence is such a turn off for me

How could you say such a thing! He’s be the pengest teacher in the school don’t you know. How he would get his teaching qualification is beyond me. Maybe collecting tokens from Kellogg’s?

Right last thing from me before bed. Some really nice Meme worthy pictures here

 

[jflurker93]

I really don’t like them. They look abnormally big. I know footballers tend to have big calves but his are like calves on calves


How could you say such a thing! He’s be the pengest teacher in the school don’t you know. How he would get his teaching qualification is beyond me. Maybe collecting tokens from Kellogg’s?

I reckon he’s a good laugh and that but jesus, i’d be annoyed talking to him on a date. I’m not that keen on the brum accent either, even if he is a city boy now
If I was given the choice to meet one of them after a match I don’t think i’d choose him anyway.

 

[PunkRocker]

I really don’t like them. They look abnormally big. I know footballers tend to have big calves but his are like calves on calves

Calves and thighs for days

I need to sleep now, I'm going to hate myself when my alarm goes off
Sleep well

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I am Very drunk

 

[jflurker93]

THE BARBER IS THERE
THE BARBER IS THERE


false alarm it’s an old video he only posted on tiktok today ffs

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT CRAIG!!!!!

He took me on a date, and we went to church (his choice). He told me off for not singing make me a chanel of your peace loud enough because he was really giving it some when he was singing it. You could hear his voice over everyone else's. We had to leave as people were lining up for communion though because he got a phone call to say little Phil had been in an accident at school and he was listed as his emergency contact. When we were leaving he pulled out a massive roll of notes and threw it on the collection plate at the back of church. I went with him to pick Phil up in his car, and we broke down on the M61. I woke up as we were stood on the hard shoulder waiting for roadside recovery. Nothing exciting like @keylimepie dreams I'm afraid

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

Not as much as his hair gives me the ick

 

[Eden246]

Oh I would only look through if the worse ever happened. If not I’d just comment on one of his posts something only we would know and see who liked it

Can I ask everyone and maybe it’s just me but does anyone else get the ick when looking at Jack Grealish’s calves? Sorry to mention him here but I’ve seen so many posts on insta of him and his calf muscles make me feel weird

Jack’s a hottie, I loved him for a loooong time before Mason. Would totally shag him all night long and then probably skip to the pharmacy the next morning to rid whatever I’d caught Think his massive calves and tiny socks (actual socks!) are hot.

Imagine if tattle did shut down though! One day we came and it was just… gone. I’d have to comment more than a blue heart on all his Insta posts WHERES THE FBC AT?!

Morning all!

 

[Scuffed]

Good morning FBC Before I hit the highway…..

DREAM ALERT

I had an dream about Kyle. He’d taken me shopping at a place called Christmas Land and we bought all new decorations for our first Christmas together. We then had to travel to collect Ben as he had been kicked out by his wife () for cheating with 6 women but I woke up before we arrived. Nowhere as detailed and exciting as @keylimepie but it made me happy. There was also a bit more to it but I don’t want to put you all off your breakfast

@Geraldine.20.jobs it must have been the night for dreams, I wonder if anyone else has had one Little Phil in school has me

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Good morning FBC Before I hit the highway…..

DREAM ALERT

I had an dream about Kyle. He’d taken me shopping at a place called Christmas Land and we bought all new decorations for our first Christmas together. We then had to travel to collect Ben as he had been kicked out by his wife () for cheating with 6 women but I woke up before we arrived. Nowhere as detailed and exciting as @keylimepie but it made me happy. There was also a bit more to it but I don’t want to put you all off your breakfast

@Geraldine.20.jobs it must have been the night for dreams, I wonder if anyone else has had one Little Phil in school has me

It must have been. I was really annoyed with him in my dream because he knew there was something wrong with his car and hadn't got it fixed maybe he thought the power of prayer would fix it instead

 

[keylimepie]

So this dream occurs approximately 6 months after the Apprentice Cafe Breakfast please bear with me as it’s early and I haven’t spell checked it.



I was sitting in my car on the way to work when @jflurker93 gives me a call. Her and Luke had lived on their Cheshire farm for 3 months and they had gotten engaged!!!! They were throwing a party for the FBC and the boys in the barn.

I hadn’t heard from Mason for several months and had heard that he was dipping his wick in several instahoes I was dreading seeing him and his new hoe at the party.



So. Party time began.

@Geraldine.20.jobs had been seeing Chilly for a while and had agreed that he could see other girls. He had several FBC ladies around him. @Isanythingrealanymore, @SmoochL and @nellylozx had all well and truly boarded the Chilly train.

@PunkRocker brought dickboy on a leash. He was wearing some weird leather hot pants and leather tank top. It was traumatising if I’m honest!

@calmyourritas brought a whole case of tequila, whipped her top off and put her tits in Tyrone Mings face. He didn’t seem to complain.

Kyle Walker turned up with a pregnant @Scuffed and @GGina. They had the same due date….

@Suder34 and DCL had been exclusive since the last meet up. He had got a tattoo of Suder’s face on his left arm. He was love struck.

Deccers turned up with Lauren and Rafa. He spent the night looking at Scuffed thinking what could have been and shitting himself that Lauren would find out.

Gnasher bought some White Lightning to the party. He had to get one of the bigger boys to buy it for him as he left his ID at home.

Dele and @irishgal2013 were avoiding each other. Irish later explained that Dele didn’t have a big one and it was the worst sex she had ever had. She did get VIP treatment at Spurs though.

Dennis and @Tabbytiger had brought a karaoke machine along and were really desperate to perform a number they had been practising. This song was Love Machine by Girls Aloud.

Kane was sat in the corner with @MensaBarbie1985. His mouth was constantly open and Mensa struggled to understand what he was saying half the time.

@Chani10 was there with Kai. Timbo was frantically talking to them in German when Punkie was distracted by the dancing.

@Eden246 was with Pebbles and they had entered a dancing competition because they had become so in sync with each other.

@QueenL was chasing after Kepa. They disappeared for a while….

@GGina and Reece kissed all night. I didn’t think they came up for air at all.



I was stood on my own as everyone was talking when Deccers came and spoke to me. He asked if I had spoken to Mason recently. I said I hadn’t He said you might want to brace yourself when he gets here. I said why? Then before Dec could say anything more, in strolled Mase WITH VOLDEMORT!!!!!



Jflurker and Punkie were up in arms. Luke had to hold Jflurker back from punching her in the throat. Everyone looked at me and I started to cry. I ran out of the barn into the Alpaca field. @calmyourritas came outside to see if I was ok. She told me that it’s his bleeping loss and I deserve better. She also instructed me to make him jealous.

I went back inside with calmyourritas.

Jflurker was raging at Luke for not telling her hoebag was to make an appearance. Punkie had Timbo growl at her. Rafa the dog hid under the table from Timbo.



Jesse Lingard and Marcus Rashford came along just after the outrage of Volderhoe’s entrance. They joked it seemed like a wake. The funny thing was a wake would have been more cheerful.

Voldemort and Lauren went and sat on a hay bale both up each other’s arseholes and started talking about make up.



I was sat on my own in the opposite corner to them when Mason walks over. I was furious. Got up and began to walk away from him when he pulled me back. I told him not to touch me and never to speak to me again He said for me not to be like that and he really wanted to talk. I walked off and headed over to @laylavd and @Smca54 to escape him.



Jflurker’s ring was massive! Beautiful diamond bling! Luke was looking at her like no other girl existed.



Punkie got drunk and outed Dec’s night of passion with Scuffed. Lauren said who’s scuffed. Scuffed tried to hide behind Kyle but her pregnant belly was soon exposed. Lauren then shouted to Dec did you do that? Kyle said “well it is possible” trying to dodge the child support payments I presume.

Lauren took Rafa and left Dec standing in the barn looking dejected. Scuffed went over to comfort him. Kyle was secretly delighted.



Her Royal Hoeness Voldemort started a row and announced the FBC were all skanks because we did her mate dirty. Jflurker and Punkie threw her out on her arse. Cl hoe demanded Mason left with her when he said no he was staying. She was not happy. Mason spent the evening trying to speak with me and got full shutdown keylimepie!



Everyone enjoyed the rest of the party and celebrated the happy couple. They had a sheep engagement cake



When it ended, Dec came across to me, gave me a hug and said “He wants to be with you you know” I said oh really? Then why did he bring her!!! Dec shrugged his shoulders and walked out. Mase had one last attempt to speak. I didn’t bite and he walked out half smiling, half crestfallen



That’s all I got up to. Still no pork for me I will be spending the rest of my day eating my body weight in Jammy Dodgers to cure my depression of Voldemort with my man and entering my dream. How dare she.

loving you are all getting you own dreams! Maybe I’ll have more success in your ones

 

[nellyloz123]

THE BARBER IS THERE
THE BARBER IS THERE


false alarm it’s an old video he only posted on tiktok today ffs

We need this barber back

So this dream occurs approximately 6 months after the Apprentice Cafe Breakfast please bear with me as it’s early and I haven’t spell checked it.



I was sitting in my car on the way to work when @jflurker93 gives me a call. Her and Luke had lived on their Cheshire farm for 3 months and they had gotten engaged!!!! They were throwing a party for the FBC and the boys in the barn.

I hadn’t heard from Mason for several months and had heard that he was dipping his wick in several instahoes I was dreading seeing him and his new hoe at the party.



So. Party time began.

@Geraldine.20.jobs had been seeing Chilly for a while and had agreed that he could see other girls. He had several FBC ladies around him. @Isanythingrealanymore, @SmoochL and @nellylozx had all well and truly boarded the Chilly train.

@PunkRocker brought dickboy on a leash. He was wearing some weird leather hot pants and leather tank top. It was traumatising if I’m honest!

@calmyourritas brought a whole case of tequila, whipped her top off and put her tits in Tyrone Mings face. He didn’t seem to complain.

Kyle Walker turned up with a pregnant @Scuffed and @GGina. They had the same due date….

@Suder34 and DCL had been exclusive since the last meet up. He had got a tattoo of Suder’s face on his left arm. He was love struck.

Deccers turned up with Lauren and Rafa. He spent the night looking at Scuffed thinking what could have been and shitting himself that Lauren would find out.

Gnasher bought some White Lightning to the party. He had to get one of the bigger boys to buy it for him as he left his ID at home.

Dele and @irishgal2013 were avoiding each other. Irish later explained that Dele didn’t have a big one and it was the worst sex she had ever had. She did get VIP treatment at Spurs though.

Dennis and @Tabbytiger had brought a karaoke machine along and were really desperate to perform a number they had been practising. This song was Love Machine by Girls Aloud.

Kane was sat in the corner with @MensaBarbie1985. His mouth was constantly open and Mensa struggled to understand what he was saying half the time.

@Chani10 was there with Kai. Timbo was frantically talking to them in German when Punkie was distracted by the dancing.

@Eden246 was with Pebbles and they had entered a dancing competition because they had become so in sync with each other.

@QueenL was chasing after Kepa. They disappeared for a while….

@GGina and Reece kissed all night. I didn’t think they came up for air at all.



I was stood on my own as everyone was talking when Deccers came and spoke to me. He asked if I had spoken to Mason recently. I said I hadn’t He said you might want to brace yourself when he gets here. I said why? Then before Dec could say anything more, in strolled Mase WITH VOLDEMORT!!!!!



Jflurker and Punkie were up in arms. Luke had to hold Jflurker back from punching her in the throat. Everyone looked at me and I started to cry. I ran out of the barn into the Alpaca field. @calmyourritas came outside to see if I was ok. She told me that it’s his bleeping loss and I deserve better. She also instructed me to make him jealous.

I went back inside with calmyourritas.

Jflurker was raging at Luke for not telling her hoebag was to make an appearance. Punkie had Timbo growl at her. Rafa the dog hid under the table from Timbo.



Jesse Lingard and Marcus Rashford came along just after the outrage of Volderhoe’s entrance. They joked it seemed like a wake. The funny thing was a wake would have been more cheerful.

Voldemort and Lauren went and sat on a hay bale both up each other’s arseholes and started talking about make up.



I was sat on my own in the opposite corner to them when Mason walks over. I was furious. Got up and began to walk away from him when he pulled me back. I told him not to touch me and never to speak to me again He said for me not to be like that and he really wanted to talk. I walked off and headed over to @laylavd and @Smca54 to escape him.



Jflurker’s ring was massive! Beautiful diamond bling! Luke was looking at her like no other girl existed.



Punkie got drunk and outed Dec’s night of passion with Scuffed. Lauren said who’s scuffed. Scuffed tried to hide behind Kyle but her pregnant belly was soon exposed. Lauren then shouted to Dec did you do that? Kyle said “well it is possible” trying to dodge the child support payments I presume.

Lauren took Rafa and left Dec standing in the barn looking dejected. Scuffed went over to comfort him. Kyle was secretly delighted.



Her Royal Hoeness Voldemort started a row and announced the FBC were all skanks because we did her mate dirty. Jflurker and Punkie threw her out on her arse. Cl hoe demanded Mason left with her when he said no he was staying. She was not happy. Mason spent the evening trying to speak with me and got full shutdown keylimepie!



Everyone enjoyed the rest of the party and celebrated the happy couple. They had a sheep engagement cake



When it ended, Dec came across to me, gave me a hug and said “He wants to be with you you know” I said oh really? Then why did he bring her!!! Dec shrugged his shoulders and walked out. Mase had one last attempt to speak. I didn’t bite and he walked out half smiling, half crestfallen



That’s all I got up to. Still no pork for me I will be spending the rest of my day eating my body weight in Jammy Dodgers to cure my depression of Voldemort with my man and entering my dream. How dare she.

loving you are all getting you own dreams! Maybe I’ll have more success in your ones

We need to get you a new batch of tramadol! When Voldemort comes up in dreams you know it’s not good.
But im
Glad the FBC had your back and we threw her out! Who does she think she is?!

 

[GGina]

So this dream occurs approximately 6 months after the Apprentice Cafe Breakfast please bear with me as it’s early and I haven’t spell checked it.



I was sitting in my car on the way to work when @jflurker93 gives me a call. Her and Luke had lived on their Cheshire farm for 3 months and they had gotten engaged!!!! They were throwing a party for the FBC and the boys in the barn.

I hadn’t heard from Mason for several months and had heard that he was dipping his wick in several instahoes I was dreading seeing him and his new hoe at the party.



So. Party time began.

@Geraldine.20.jobs had been seeing Chilly for a while and had agreed that he could see other girls. He had several FBC ladies around him. @Isanythingrealanymore, @SmoochL and @nellylozx had all well and truly boarded the Chilly train.

@PunkRocker brought dickboy on a leash. He was wearing some weird leather hot pants and leather tank top. It was traumatising if I’m honest!

@calmyourritas brought a whole case of tequila, whipped her top off and put her tits in Tyrone Mings face. He didn’t seem to complain.

Kyle Walker turned up with a pregnant @Scuffed and @GGina. They had the same due date….

@Suder34 and DCL had been exclusive since the last meet up. He had got a tattoo of Suder’s face on his left arm. He was love struck.

Deccers turned up with Lauren and Rafa. He spent the night looking at Scuffed thinking what could have been and shitting himself that Lauren would find out.

Gnasher bought some White Lightning to the party. He had to get one of the bigger boys to buy it for him as he left his ID at home.

Dele and @irishgal2013 were avoiding each other. Irish later explained that Dele didn’t have a big one and it was the worst sex she had ever had. She did get VIP treatment at Spurs though.

Dennis and @Tabbytiger had brought a karaoke machine along and were really desperate to perform a number they had been practising. This song was Love Machine by Girls Aloud.

Kane was sat in the corner with @MensaBarbie1985. His mouth was constantly open and Mensa struggled to understand what he was saying half the time.

@Chani10 was there with Kai. Timbo was frantically talking to them in German when Punkie was distracted by the dancing.

@Eden246 was with Pebbles and they had entered a dancing competition because they had become so in sync with each other.

@QueenL was chasing after Kepa. They disappeared for a while….

@GGina and Reece kissed all night. I didn’t think they came up for air at all.



I was stood on my own as everyone was talking when Deccers came and spoke to me. He asked if I had spoken to Mason recently. I said I hadn’t He said you might want to brace yourself when he gets here. I said why? Then before Dec could say anything more, in strolled Mase WITH VOLDEMORT!!!!!



Jflurker and Punkie were up in arms. Luke had to hold Jflurker back from punching her in the throat. Everyone looked at me and I started to cry. I ran out of the barn into the Alpaca field. @calmyourritas came outside to see if I was ok. She told me that it’s his bleeping loss and I deserve better. She also instructed me to make him jealous.

I went back inside with calmyourritas.

Jflurker was raging at Luke for not telling her hoebag was to make an appearance. Punkie had Timbo growl at her. Rafa the dog hid under the table from Timbo.



Jesse Lingard and Marcus Rashford came along just after the outrage of Volderhoe’s entrance. They joked it seemed like a wake. The funny thing was a wake would have been more cheerful.

Voldemort and Lauren went and sat on a hay bale both up each other’s arseholes and started talking about make up.



I was sat on my own in the opposite corner to them when Mason walks over. I was furious. Got up and began to walk away from him when he pulled me back. I told him not to touch me and never to speak to me again He said for me not to be like that and he really wanted to talk. I walked off and headed over to @laylavd and @Smca54 to escape him.



Jflurker’s ring was massive! Beautiful diamond bling! Luke was looking at her like no other girl existed.



Punkie got drunk and outed Dec’s night of passion with Scuffed. Lauren said who’s scuffed. Scuffed tried to hide behind Kyle but her pregnant belly was soon exposed. Lauren then shouted to Dec did you do that? Kyle said “well it is possible” trying to dodge the child support payments I presume.

Lauren took Rafa and left Dec standing in the barn looking dejected. Scuffed went over to comfort him. Kyle was secretly delighted.



Her Royal Hoeness Voldemort started a row and announced the FBC were all skanks because we did her mate dirty. Jflurker and Punkie threw her out on her arse. Cl hoe demanded Mason left with her when he said no he was staying. She was not happy. Mason spent the evening trying to speak with me and got full shutdown keylimepie!



Everyone enjoyed the rest of the party and celebrated the happy couple. They had a sheep engagement cake



When it ended, Dec came across to me, gave me a hug and said “He wants to be with you you know” I said oh really? Then why did he bring her!!! Dec shrugged his shoulders and walked out. Mase had one last attempt to speak. I didn’t bite and he walked out half smiling, half crestfallen



That’s all I got up to. Still no pork for me I will be spending the rest of my day eating my body weight in Jammy Dodgers to cure my depression of Voldemort with my man and entering my dream. How dare she.

loving you are all getting you own dreams! Maybe I’ll have more success in your ones

Dream Mason is not the one

I’m so confused about my situation- does Reece know it’s ’s baby? Has he forgiven me? Does he think it’s his? I’m stressed out

 

[keylimepie]

Dream Mason is not the one

I’m so confused about my situation- does Reece know it’s ’s baby? Has he forgiven me? Does he think it’s his? I’m stressed out

Sorry I don’t have a clue I’m presuming he knows and he forgave you as you were 200% kissing all night except when you came in