Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich

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Happy mount me Monday! I'm shook that I'm surrounded by insta hoes who drunkenly slide into dm's. I've never drunk dm'd but I have met a few footballers. Nobody overly famous though.
Jimmy Bullard
once drank a can of red stripe out my cleavage and in the early 2000's I had an encounter with a player on loan at my local team.

Here's hoping that this is the week we finally get nudes
 
Good morning FBC! No one had wet dreams with Daddy?
I dreamed that when I woke up this morning you had already started a new thread and were like on 40th page, because something huge had happened during the night. I don't remember what exactly, I know I was dying to catch up but was busy with work. Maybe the huge thing that happened was that we finally got Daddy's nudes. Maybe this week we'll finally get them.


When is the England squad meeting? For sure then we'll get a new content, maybe again cute videos of the players arriving.

Have a great day everyone! 😘
 
SmoochL said:
Good morning FBC! No one had wet dreams with Daddy?
I dreamed that when I woke up this morning you had already started a new thread and were like on 40th page, because something huge had happened during the night. I don't remember what exactly, I know I was dying to catch up but was busy with work. Maybe the huge thing that happened was that we finally got Daddy's nudes. Maybe this week we'll finally get them.


When is the England squad meeting? For sure then we'll get a new content, maybe again cute videos of the players arriving.

Have a great day everyone! 😘
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Daddy wasn’t physically in my dream but he was actually replying to our threads on here saying how much he loves the smut 🤣🤣🤣
 
My Monday sucks… I’m hungover, I have period pains and an invisible spot somewhere on my nose that is throbbing like hell. I want to go back to my pretend instahoe life please 😂

oh and I’ve just had to cancel my holiday as I’ve discovered my friend who I’m going with is only due her second jab the day before and she can’t quarantine 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
We should get England content soon, yes.
For now, I got oreos 😂 my boss got them for everyone in the office. He does random things like that.

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Happy halloween I guess 😂
 
I've never had back to work dread like this morning.
I've got 365 emails and 16 reports to review. I've already got a headache.

I can't really add much to the DMs thing but I did once (a very time ago) have a very brief thing with a Hartlepool United player. Our Mums are good friends.

All that is keeping me sane is you guys and the promise of lots of England content this week. I'm hoping the long awaited Mason and Luke Shaw video might be shared this week.

Hope you're all OK fam. ❤ x
 
laylavd said:
I've never had back to work dread like this morning.
I've got 365 emails and 16 reports to review. I've already got a headache.

I can't really add much to the DMs thing but I did once (a very time ago) have a very brief thing with a Hartlepool United player. Our Mums are good friends.

All that is keeping me sane is you guys and the promise of lots of England content this week. I'm hoping the long awaited Mason and Luke Shaw video might be shared this week.

Hope you're all OK fam. ❤ x
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Im back on phased return to work and I have 638 emails- 😳😫 Luckily my team sorted all the important ones! Think I will just delegate the job and get someone to go through them all 😂 But on the plus side some contracts have been completed while I’ve been off so I’ll have some nice bonus coming my way 🤑
 
Well I’ve done myself a mischief! Went to GP. They think I’ve bruised my sacrum from the fall 😭😭😭 Ive had to order a piles cushion to help when sitting down and have painkillers. If pain doesn’t improve then I have to go back and have it xrayed at the hospital. I didn’t tell the doctor that I did it rushing down the stairs to watch a stream of Mason getting wet as I thought he may think I’m crazy but I do hope Mase you appreciate my dedication to you 😂
Sorry @jflurker93 I haven’t call yet to get you out of work 😂
 
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