Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

[Chani10]

Just get him to give you Kais number

"What do I want his number for? You know, to check he's doing ok in London. Nothing else. Yeah yeah, sure, we'll meet when I visit the family. So...Kai's number?"

 

[jflurker93]

Can someone tell me where I can find the German Phil Foden for research purposes please?

I think… I won’t type the name but surely he won’t find anything from a screenshot of a handle

 

[GGina]

Can someone tell me where I can find the German Phil Foden for research purposes please?

If my investigations are correct he's def giving off lil Phil vibes

 

[keylimepie]

It must have been recent!! I only looked earlier when

"What do I want his number for? You know, to check he's doing ok in London. Nothing else. Yeah yeah, sure, we'll meet when I visit the family. So...Kai's number?"

absolute professional move there

 

[Eden246]

Can you explain this to me please? I’m baffled

 

[PunkRocker]

We are speeding through these threads recently

Me in the Bentley

That's reminded me, I was listening to my cleaning playlist earlier aka Old School Hip-Hop House Party on Spotify if anyone cares and 21 Questions by 50 Cent came on

Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?

Yes Mason, I would love you on any mode of transport!

 

[Chani10]

I just want to add one thing: Mason!! Other players are trying to seduce me! Wake up, babe!

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m disappointed at German Little Phil.

 

[Smca53]

I’m disappointed at German Little Phil.

He does have Gnasher vibes though right? But like without the cheekiness of Philip

 

[keylimepie]

The instagrammers always identify themselves as plant based etc etc so I said earlier do they identify themselves as a toaster to someone’s comment as we can be anything we want nowadays.

 

[Chani10]

I’m disappointed at German Little Phil.

You and me both

 

[lucylou97]

I’m disappointed at German Little Phil.

He’s quite nice!! I definitely wouldn’t mind him in my requests

 

[GGina]

Lil Phil had me feeling it a bit today I must admit

 

[jflurker93]

That's reminded me, I was listening to my cleaning playlist earlier aka Old School Hip-Hop House Party on Spotify if anyone cares and 21 Questions by 50 Cent came on

Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?

Yes Mason, I would love you on any mode if transport!

I’d love him if he flipped burgers at burger king too (which is the way he’s headed let’s not forget)

Sorry but that is also one of the best albums ever even my emo ass approves of 50!
God I bet he’s unreal in bed too

*Off to look at photos of curtis now*

 

[calmyourritas]

He’s quite nice!! I definitely wouldn’t mind him in my requests

Dare ya to message him and see if you get a response.

 

[keylimepie]

Dare ya to message him and see if you get a response.

 

[GGina]

He’s quite nice!! I definitely wouldn’t mind him in my requests

I think he's alright too, well maybe in about 7 years time

 

[lucylou97]

The instagrammers always identify themselves as plant based etc etc so I said earlier do they identify themselves as a toaster to someone’s comment as we can be anything we want nowadays.

Ohhhh god no I’m the furthest thing from plant based, maybe I’ll put it in my bio and see if I get any more prem recruits. This must be where I’m going wrong

Dare ya to message him and see if you get a response.

Hehe. Oops

 

[kelseyk997]

I’m happy again now, meltdown over

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This guy looks kind of like an older version of mase or am I seeing things

 

[Chani10]

Is this a good time to tell you I once sent a DM to Sancho, while I was very drunk, and he didn't even read it?