Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich

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Well, my kids, let me teach you a lesson. Be careful what you wish for.
I unprivated my ig for 4 hours and I first got my ex annoying me earlier and now I have a footballer on my DMs. Great, right? No. He's fucking 18! WHY?
I'm going to go cry. IG is private again. Bye 🙈🙈
 
GGina said:
I vote none of them, he should be naked at all times



Might get told off for posting this seen as it's not Mason (or does that only apply to 🧚‍♂️?)
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We love kepa so you will absolutely not get told off for this 💙

Chani10 said:
Well, my kids, let me teach you a lesson. Be careful what you wish for.
I unprivated my ig for 4 hours and I first got my ex annoying me earlier and now I have a footballer on my DMs. Great, right? No. He's fucking 18! WHY?
I'm going to go cry. IG is private again. Bye 🙈🙈
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Cmon bestie, spill the beans 😉
 
Chani10 said:
Well, my kids, let me teach you a lesson. Be careful what you wish for.
I unprivated my ig for 4 hours and I first got my ex annoying me earlier and now I have a footballer on my DMs. Great, right? No. He's fucking 18! WHY?
I'm going to go cry. IG is private again. Bye 🙈🙈
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Confession: I’m an insta hoe (sorry guys don’t hate me😂) and I caught a Villa footballer looking at my stories yesterday 🤣 no one too interesting.. I get a few lower league players in my DM’s but again they’re all sooooo young
 
Plays for my German team and his initials are FW. I don't want to say the whole name just in case :ROFLMAO: Kai follows him. Call me, Kai.
And basically, I reposted a story on my stories and congratulated him and he said something like "thank you, my darling". I'm not your darling.
 
lucylou97 said:
Confession: I’m an insta hoe (sorry guys don’t hate me😂) and I caught a Villa footballer looking at my stories yesterday 🤣 no one too interesting.. I get a few lower league players in my DM’s but again they’re all sooooo young
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Now this is what I live for!! How do they come into your Dms? Just saying hi or are they upfront? Please don’t take offence at the instahoe thing. Perhaps you could help us on our quest for Daddy attention 😘
 
keylimepie said:
Now this is what I live for!! How do they come into your Dms? Just saying hi or are they upfront? Please don’t take offence at the instahoe thing. Perhaps you could help us on our quest for Daddy attention 😘
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Hahaha don’t worry about it, I don’t at all!! There’s hi’s, eye emojis are the most popular I think, the younger ones love that 😂 heart eye reacts to stories.. I also caught Danny Drinkwater liking my pictures a while back too but no message or anything following haha
 
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