Ok, I’m getting carried way now
Why is he using the knife and fork for a pizza thoughHe holds a knife and fork properly, oh my .
Why is he using the knife and fork for a pizza thoughHe holds a knife and fork properly, oh my .
Why is he using the knife and fork for a pizza thoughHe holds a knife and fork properly, oh my .
I genuinely would. I’d show him a good time alright@calmyourritas is dying to go and drink white lightening on the park with little Phil
I can imagine the carnage. Foden and a mystery bird pissed a fart in a chippy, trying to get Foden to lick burger sauce of her tits. Then they go along chips in hand, kicking a few parked cars, mooning drivers, then on for al fresco fuck against some bins, waking up neighbours.I genuinely would. I’d show him a good time alright
Have you been reading my private fantasy diaries?I can imagine the carnage. Foden and a mystery bird pissed a fart in a chippy, trying to get Foden to lick burger sauce of her tits. Then they go along chips in hand, kicking a few parked cars, mooning drivers, then on for al fresco fuck against some bins, waking up neighbours.
Shouldnt leave em laying around, should ya?Have you been reading my private fantasy diaries?
Love Boujee, me and my friends call it the pink pussy palace.hahaha!! I’ll pass on that.. I don’t know any gossip or info just that they know his family when he was growing up. So nothing interesting
Did you see all the tik tok teens coming for his girlfriend the other day because she was out in boujee and a guy tried to kiss her on the video.. Phil was with her and the guy was gay They were losing their minds like ‘omg he doesn’t deserve this, he needs to see this etc’
Have a fab timeI’m on my way to Stamford bridge guys… don’t worry il represent the FBC as always x
Ahh wish this was me!! If I wasn’t a 24 hour flight away from daddy I’d be causing all sorts of carnage through Stamford bridge, cobham and his favourite barber shopI’m on my way to Stamford bridge guys… don’t worry il represent the FBC as always x
There you go, that's your next fan ficI can imagine the carnage. Foden and a mystery bird pissed a fart in a chippy, trying to get Foden to lick burger sauce of her tits. Then they go along chips in hand, kicking a few parked cars, mooning drivers, then on for al fresco fuck against some bins, waking up neighbours.
Lucky you! Have a good day.I’m on my way to Stamford bridge guys… don’t worry il represent the FBC as always x
Honey, I'm good but even I'm not that good that I could make Phil Foden sexy.There you go, that's your next fan fic
Not sure I’ve said this on here before…. But I have a season ticket so I represent the FBC at many home gamesLucky you! Have a good day.
Honey, I'm good but even I'm not that good that I could make Phil Foden sexy.
It’ll be 2.30am for me, grateful that it’s not 4.30 like all the England games I’ve been proper messedWatching the city game and forgot how much rat boy would be on my screen
Just waiting for 5.30 to see the main delight. Jealous of you who are attending in person. Do us proud, don’t forget your paper aeroplanes