Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

[jflurker93]

I’m 4 hours too, I wonder if he would send a chopper for me .. and then I’ll have his chopper when I get there.

Also, I’ll take the sweater vest/shooting outfit over these sunglasses anyday.
They would simply ‘disappear’ if he was near me (aka they would be snapped and binned at the first chance)

 

[laylavd]

3 hours for me! But I’m close to SGP!

I might just go for Jack at this point. I'm a 10 minute drive from the Etihad.

 

[PunkRocker]

3 hours for me! But I’m close to SGP!

Could be there in half an hour, keeping his bed warm!

 

[Scuffed]

Could be there in half an hour, keeping his bed warm!

 

[Chani10]

It takes 2 hours to fly to London. He can pick me up at the airport. Thanks babe!
Or he can come to visit. I'll be his personal tour guide. Milan is gorgeous and there's so much to see. There's all the cool buildings, my bed, the restaurants, my bed, ...

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Think between us we’ve got SGP, Stamford bridge & cobham pretty covered. I’m happy to do home visits too, as required.

 

[layrdx]

Did anyone see Chelsea’s instagram of him on ‘facetime’ yesterday… why is he not facetiming me?

Also, he looks like a proud dad in the first shot
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… I did not get a reply

 

[PunkRocker]

… I did not get a reply

I'm sure they're just working out the logistics of it before they announce it!

 

[Scuffed]

I'm sure they're just working out the logistics of it before they announce it!

Could you imagine if you got that call! I’d be hanging up on management team meetings in a flash!! Sorry, my boyfriend is calling!!

 

[calmyourritas]

My fyp is full of tiktoks with the “rumour has it she ain’t got your love anymore” song with pics of you know who you can tell there’s no school today

 

[Chani10]

My fyp is full of tiktoks with the “rumour has it she ain’t got your love anymore” song with pics of you know who you can tell there’s no school today

Oh, to be a teen nowadays. Wild!

 

[Suder34]

My fyp is full of tiktoks with the “rumour has it she ain’t got your love anymore” song with pics of you know who you can tell there’s no school today

mine was too! Like get over it already- he belongs to us now

 

[irishgal2013]

My fyp is full of tiktoks with the “rumour has it she ain’t got your love anymore” song with pics of you know who you can tell there’s no school today

It’s not a rumor she off with Joe Wilcock

 

[Chani10]

It’s not a rumor she off with Joe Wilcock

Wilcock Did you do that on purpose?

 

[irishgal2013]

Wilcock Did you do that on purpose?

Yep same as cl hoe

 

[PunkRocker]

Could you imagine if you got that call! I’d be hanging up on management team meetings in a flash!! Sorry, my boyfriend is calling!!

Absolutely!
'Oh sorry, I'll have to go. There's an emergency, apparently my basement has flooded!'

 

[MrsGrealish]

Absolutely!
'Oh sorry, I'll have to go. There's an emergency, apparently my basement has flooded!'

I'd literally hang up on my bosses if Mase was calling me. I'd fuck work right off and wouldnt even be sorry about it.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

Wow! You're one strong lady and your boys dealing with all of that and still thriving proves it. Hugs

 

[User name taken]

Aaahhhhh fuck my life by 1000. Sorry and thanks guys teach me to eat more after the gym and drink less, not too rough that a mars bar and can of coke can't sort out.So has Mase posted any new content with his new phone. It's expected, needs to pull his finger out.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Absolutely!
'Oh sorry, I'll have to go. There's an emergency, apparently my basement has flooded!'

Same although I would probably be a stuttering mess on FaceTime to him… not sure I could look him in the eye after all the fantasy’s I’ve had about him and the things I would do to him