Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

What do you think about moustached Mason?

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PunkRocker said:
Do you reckon Mason can deal with spiders? There's a frigging massive one on my living room floor and I daren't move! 😫
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He would probaly trap it then release it on someone asleep as a prank. The video of Declan screaming is not a one off prank according to one of the England videos they have done together.

My grandad worked in a job where he sometimes saw massive spiders that had crept in imports from the tropics yet he was terrified of them and mice and would scream at even the smallest ones.
 
Another day that I'm out, come back, see many pages to catch up to realize that Mason Trout hasn't given us his nudes! What do we need to do?? What else does he want from us?? Us spending most of our free time here is not enough?

PunkRocker said:
Where are my Spanish speakers? I've got 'need' and 'big' and I think I could make an educated guess at the rest! 🤣
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Fricking bots; I'm sure you could guess what it meant haha But if you really want to know everything I'll translate.
I remember him saying in a video that he wanted to learn Spanish. I'll teach him and he won't have to pay me...at least not with money 😈

GGina said:
I should never have worried, we all know that big nose = big 🍆
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Not always true but....they always seem to use the nose properly when playing with the 🐱

@calmyourritas I don't think I'm allowed to do a thread yet, sorry! But really, just leave it and do it tomorrow. It's quite late and you have been drinking. We love your recaps but I rather you are ok and do when you have time than having to do it right now. Just go to bed and have a nice sleep.

For the rest of the FBC, the amazing video that has become our signature, to start Sunday on a nice note. 😘😘😘
 
MrsGrealish said:
Do you wanna post your recap here so I can add it to the first post?
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It's thread THIRTEEN! How did we get here!? Unlucky for some, could thread 13 be the thread we finally get some sock sightings!? New members.... Read on.....
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Disclaimer:
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t besending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.


Initiation checklist:
🍆 Do you like nipples?
🍆 Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
🍆 Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
🍆 Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
🍆 Do you know the password?
🍆 What is your preference on facial hair?


Recap of previous thread:
⚽ Still no salty nips, maybe she's gone for good this time?
⚽ Mason has yet another hair cut, taking us up to 213423 in the last 10 days alone
⚽ The chin rat/kitty tickler is gone!! Some of us are happy, some of us are sad (I'm team happy)
⚽ The poll on the previous thread finished 40% in favour of the moustache and 60% not a fan of the moustache, so pretty split.
⚽ Mason played the full 90 minutes against Poland, some pundits/"fans" on twitter were slating him. The FBC back Mason all the way.
⚽ The password is yet to be revealed
⚽ International break is now over & Mason didn't play against Aston Villa yesterday much to every ones disappointment
⚽ @MrsGrealish hit us once again with some disturbing pictures of Mason with a beard (I was not keen)
⚽ The gentle yet daddy video lives on @jflurker93 the FBC is forever indebted to you
⚽ We still don't have any new sock content
⚽ JG had a birthday & it was mentioned way to much for a Mason thread
⚽ Daddy did some more charity work & we loved him even more for it
⚽ FBC uniform was agreed upon (purple sweater vest) & Mason is going to provide this for us all to take us out on a Sunday evening
⚽ Mason & Reece got new phones, Mason was on FaceTime at Stamford Bridge to Reece. We're all waiting for our calls to come in.
⚽ @User name taken shared her story with us all and we all love & respect her more than ever ❤
⚽ The Chelsea kit took a bit a battering
⚽ There was lots of film chat. Some of the FBC haven't seen the Harry Potter films, LOTR films, Twilight films. Some people have questionable life choices.
⚽ Daddy ate pizza with a knife and fork o_O
⚽ We worked out how far we all were from Stamford Bridge, Cobham & SGP. We have all areas covered whenever we are needed.
⚽ It's spider mating season and it's very clear the spiders are getting more action than all of us
⚽ Mason would make anniversaries/birthdays/christmas etc special. He's not a selfish guy.
⚽ Lots of discussion on the WAGs thread :)rolleyes:) about Daddy and his relationship status. Names flying around, people he follows/follow him. None of us really give a shit
⚽ A new Mason Mount banner was unveiled at the Aston Villa game & it made some of us emotional 🥰
⚽ This week seemed to be a tough one for many of us Mounters & there was a whole lot of FBC love flying around. Virtual hugs, ranting & filth were passed around. We're a family.

As per tradition... the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
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@calmyourritas i've said it before, but I'll say it again. You are my hero. Theres a special place for you for services to the FBC.
 
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