Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[paulpercy666]

not well enough??? a likely story….

 

[bookbear99]

April must know she's in trouble

 

[AnonyGoss]

April pretending to be sick.

 

[Miffy29]

As if April is ill

 

[malibu skies]

You know that scene in Love Actually when Colin Firth’s partner is too ill to go to the wedding and she’s actually getting another bloke round? That’s the vibe I’m getting from April

 

[Clovis]

Janet Jackson????

 

[Mizzdee]

Honestly I imagine he shags like Will from The Inbetweeners

 

[noddyrojjy]

What is Kasia wearing ??

 

[Its_Me]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah I literally SCREAMED when Kasia came on my screen!!!!!!!!!!

 

[noseybirdxo]

bleeping hell whats Kasia come as? She’s taking the dropping hints for sex from Kwame too far now

 

[kettlecrisp32]

WHAT IS KASIA WEARING

 

[okeydokey..]

KASIA GAAAAL WTF

 

[paulpercy666]

Janet, im so sorry

 

[bookbear99]

Kasia looks like a dominatrix

 

[joibly]

Kasia reminds me of Emma Bunton in the Spice Girls video for ‘Say you’ll be there’

 

[Aussie]

You know that scene in Love Actually when Colin Firth’s partner is too ill to go to the wedding and she’s actually getting another bloke round? That’s the vibe I’m getting from April

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[MissMissMissy]

Is there a fancy dress theme ???????

 

[Miss Begotten]

Wait wtf? What’s been brewing? What’s been said? Feels like we’ve missed a tit tonne of footage

We have missed tons. I'm already lost after five minutes.

Lara and creepy Richie were intimate. She was telling him what she liked and he got huffy and flounced out.
Someone ( almost certainly April and Thomas ) has been bitching about Chanita.
Jess wore yet another heinous outfit.
And Thomas is still an annoying twit.

 

[Mizzdee]

BLOCKHE, ATTACKH

 

[Thank(space)you]

No wtf is kasia wearing?!?! I'm embarrazzed for her.
Producers have definitely been stirring