Princess of Scots
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Jess looks like she's ready to go on a night out down the Strip in Magaluf
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Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”
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Ray_of_Sunshine
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Wait wtf? What’s been brewing? What’s been said? Feels like we’ve missed a tit tonne of footage 
Thank(space)you
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Why was Lara crying? I missed it, bleeping shite broken telly
gummy-bear
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You’re bang on here. Two definite coke heads, there is no debate about it.
Dogtanian
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Sounds delightfulI can’t even imagine how hideous that shag probably was. His gross breath and hair going down on you omfg. Heavy heavy breathing in her ear
noddyrojjy
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JESS IS SUCH A CHAV OMG!!!
okeydokey..
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There’s gonna be war at this dinner party, I can feel it and I am absolutely here for it
aimzalicious
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Anyone elses friends giving them tit for ditching Bake Off for MAFS? I'm sorry but MAFS is more important
Clovis
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We have missed tons. I'm already lost after five minutes.Wait wtf? What’s been brewing? What’s been said? Feels like we’ve missed a tit tonne of footage
malibu skies
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They were “intimate”, then after she was telling him what she likes/dislikes (because he’s a tit shag) and he took that to mean she was talking about when she’s had sex with other people and flounced off and slept in a different apartment
Dogtanian
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Yeah but she doesn’t want a stripper
crispycrunch
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Jess just needs a tit sleeve from the local lad Tony in his kitchen on the estate and her look is complete.
Veronicacorningstone
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Anyone elses friends giving them tit for ditching Bake Off for MAFS? I'm sorry but MAFS is more important
under the ivy
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Aprils on a comedown 
gummy-bear
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April not well after that absolute bender she had with Thomas 
coke blocks you up fun fact!
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