Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Its_Me]

Lara and Ritchie were intimate

 

[Princess of Scots]

In other words Wishop is a tit shag

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg Richie is such a disgusting man child

 

[Jt2020]

How exactly does Richie think kids are made?! The bloody storks?!

 

[Aussie]

Tonight had better be bloody good because I’m missing the end of Bake Off for this - and there is a seriously hot man WHO MAKES CAKE over there.

Is that the guy who came 2nd in the red velvet cake challenge!?

 

[Clovis]

I don't understand why she's upset either. What did I miss?

 

[crispycrunch]

Eh why did she have sex with him when she more or less said she wasn't into him

 

[Miss Begotten]

OMG Lara - I can’t believe she let him near her. And I totally believe he flounced out like a twit.

 

[joibly]

OH MY GODDDDDDD RICHIE AIRED HER AFTER HE GOT LAID?! I’m aghast

 

[Dogtanian]

I could do without the image of him in a dirty vest.

 

[okeydokey..]

Eh why did she have sex with him when she more or less said she wasn't into him

I was thinking this myself

 

[Moongirl69]

 

[aimzalicious]

@aimzalicious
A total of 9 "foolishnesses" today. Three of which were used on my Director as to the workload currently due to the decision that was made letting everyone on holiday the same three weeks.

"twit" also made numerous appearences, and "absolute wanker" popped out twice as well

Not a bad day all in all

Omg I didn't use "foolishness" ONCE, I'm so ashamed of myself!! The training ended up being harder than I thought so I actually had to pay attention

 

[malibu skies]

Do you think Richie’s had sex before this?! Seems like quite the overreaction!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Lara and Ritchie were intimate

 

[gummy-bear]

I can’t even imagine how hideous that shag probably was. His gross breath and hair going down on you omfg. Heavy heavy breathing in her ear

 

[okeydokey..]

Whitney’s hair needs to go in the 🗑

 

[Its_Me]

Tom and April went off to the toilet … sniff sniff

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I think Richie is gonna have to make himself fully acquainted with his hand this season.

 

[crispycrunch]

bleeping hell wtfffffffffffffffff is that mesh monstrosity