Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Idkk]

Kasha’s pursuit of sex with a man who doesn’t want to have sex with her is gross af. Imagine the roles reversed.

April forcing George through his phobia is gross af.

Thomas’ eyebrows are gross af.

Is no one gonna hold Whitney accountable for her abuse of Duka??

Jess reminds me so much of Love Island Faye when she talks. It’s the fake lips. They went to the same lip guy.

Current thoughts.

 

[Kas01980]

Jess ooozing class as usual.

 

[noseymsparker]

Don’t know about you guys, but I would have done without seeing Duka and Whitney’s fake date

 

[Jt2020]

Jess is gonna come out that top any second now

 

[Regina George]

Pjay doing kareoke!!!! New ick unlocked

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Can’t believe you are a stripper, that’s disgusting!!!

….oh but I need to bring you out of your shell….

 

[Miffy29]

Jess's top

 

[okeydokey..]

Her tits are gonna fall outta that top

 

[Its_Me]

Jess is the least classiest bird ever

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What is that top?

 

[Thank(space)you]

I'm a fat prick & jess' figure is much better than mine but the low rise jeans / long crop is not the one

Nice to see them having fun

 

[Dogtanian]

Jesus jess looks like she's dressed to go to the Bay Horse pub quiz night

Snaffling the meat raffle

 

[Georgia1970]

Whitney's hair looks amazing curly

Channelling her inner AJ

 

[joibly]

Omg Jess singing and dancing and Pjay actually thinking it’s attractive

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

HERE SHE IS

please make her have an egg sandwich

 

[GossWhore]

Pjay doing kareoke!!!! New ick unlocked

Nah for me it's the double diamante earrings.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Jess is just a walking sexual health swab.

 

[crispycrunch]

Snaffling the meat raffle

Wtf is that meant to mean

 

[paulpercy666]

fair enough pj cos I’d rather abseil down the shard without a harness than do karaoke sober

 

[Kas01980]

is that ponytail surgically attached to jess im SICK OF IT

I'm sick of her terrible dress sense. No excuse whatsoever