Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[franmargio]

Absolutely not

I stand corrected

 

[happylife32]

I was cringing with Pjay and Jess omg. Very awks. He is trying to say eye contact means she’s interested. I feel sorry for him.

 

[Princess of Scots]

What is that top?

She got that from OhPolly. Seen heaps of lassies wear it around here. There's only 2 clubs here. Same faces and lassies only have about 4 staple outfits in different colours. It looks worse in person. It's dead shiny looking.

 

[crispycrunch]

Jess is just a walking sexual health swab.

She looks like she's got a sweaty fanny

 

[Now I get it]

What is that top?

I believe the word is shite.

 

[Nijinsky_92]

I'm all for wearing whatever you want/being comfortable in etc but I am actually do fed up looking at jess's tits!!! Like we get it you have a pair, out them away for one day at least!

 

[okeydokey..]

Oh Thomas doesn’t listen to anyone. He loves to hear himself talk

 

[Miss Begotten]

Kasha’s pursuit of sex with a man who doesn’t want to have sex with her is gross af. Imagine the roles reversed.

I can’t remember the roles being reversed, but I do remember Dom trying to force an extremely uncomfortable Jack into period sex.
It’s only funny because Kwame is so blatantly full of tit and just here for the holiday.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Absolutely duck doing burpees, not sure I like zoe any more. Would rather have seen jenna make zoe vegan

 

[Miffy29]

Loves a good frindge

 

[Georgia1970]

I'm gonna rename Duka as Borat. Wowahhhhh Weewahhhhh!

It's his mixture of Brummie, gangsta and his original language (sorry, can't remember where he's from) accent that grates on me - although I still want to punch Whitney in her moody dace!

 

[Clovis]

Did Thomas get his "hair" out of an aerosol can?

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg karaoke for two… what hell looks like

What is Thomas’ spikey hair about hahahaha

I’d be fuming if someone made me do burpees too

 

[Kas01980]

She looks like she's got a sweaty fanny

You absolutely KNOW it. Can smell it from here

 

[noseymsparker]

Jess thought he was going to start stripping, if she got him dancing

 

[thetrooth]

Aw I do love Pjay a little. He obv likes Jess a lot (for reasons unknown) and he is quite sweet. He’s also completely my type soo maybe I need to get my tits our and purchase some fake ponytails and big lips and I’ll be able to get him too

 

[okeydokey..]

Lads am I blind drunk or does the report button not work anymore?? I’m tryna report another thread to lock it and my report button is gone!?! Please tell me I’m not just pissed hahaha

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Yes week is just bring out your inner bully week isn’t it?

That said quite a few of them have an outer bully too….looking at you Jess

 

[Idkk]

I can’t remember the roles being reversed, but I do remember Dom trying to force an extremely uncomfortable Jack into period sex.
It’s only funny because Kwame is so blatantly full of tit and just here for the holiday.

Was that a previous series? Last year and this year are the only ones I’ve watched.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Jenna posts photos of dog poo on local Facebook groups and phones 101 when a dog is barking pass it on