Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[breakfastattiffanys]

I’ve had to pause the tv because my father in law has rung regarding helping us move to London next week, let’s hope he doesn’t take long

Tell him the lines breaking up!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Surely seeing your fella absolutely petrified is a turn off

This one is the most transparent stunt they have done, clearly he has mentioned this on his application and the production team have been determined to work it in. How would April be able to organise all this?

 

[Jackie Brown]

Surely seeing your fella absolutely petrified is a turn off

Yes, there was nothing sexy or “come to bed” about the expression on his face just then!

 

[Dogtanian]

If I was George I’d stuff her toothbrush right up my brown starfish as soon as I got chance! (Mind you, I’m filth )

 

[franmargio]

Anyone see another side to Whitney

 

[Mizzdee]

Guys I’ve got the ick my vagina has packed up shop and run off

I'd still ride him like a stolen moped

 

[Shinythings]

I feel like Thomas is exaggerating his accent.

 

[Tobodee]

WHERE’S ZOE

 

[crispycrunch]

Anyone see another side to Whitney

Nooooooo

 

[Kas01980]

It’s the way she speaks

Exactly my point, the voice coupled with her face gave me nightmares for weeks

 

[aimzalicious]

If I was George I’d stuff her toothbrush right up my brown starfish as soon as I got chance! (Mind you, I’m filth )

Dog, please never say brown starfish again, I might cry

 

[okeydokey..]

Nooooooo

DEFINITELY NOT

 

[noseymsparker]

Not the fake crying from Duka

Well, Whitney has been hogging tearvil. it’s his turn with the water works.

 

[crispycrunch]

Dog, please never say brown starfish again, I might cry

Dog has been saying things all last week too. He's lost it

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Dog, please never say brown starfish again, I might cry

Chocolate starfish is always a winner in my vocabulary
I did see a different side to Whitney. Who knows like someone else said, she could become a favourite

 

[Moongirl69]

This is the funniest moment for me, like I don't think whatever else comes up will even come close to being this bleeping funny

I had some wines and got my fella to rewind the telly and take it. Its a belter

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg will she duck OFF SAYING SUPER!!!!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why is he always purple?

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

April is a bleep.

 

[Clovis]

Anyone see another side to Whitney