Married at First Sight UK #9 Gobble gobble

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aimzalicious said:
As if the lip-smacking noises weren't bad enough, his constant eye contact and breathless attempts at singing and beatboxing at the same time have fully done me in
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The shoulder movement too, like a Poundland Magic Mike *shudder*

Posted on Gemma’s stories earlier, a ronsealed Morag attempting to do sexy. I would add that Chrissy Teigan awkward gif if I knew how to. Further cringe.
 

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Lilliepad said:
So random thought - does anyone think there might be some truth to what Whitney says about Duka? For me, if someone was being such a twunt I’d be out on the first thing smoking. Tv magic smoke and mirrors maybe?
(You may have already covered this, I joined the thread late - and I still think she’s a prick btw 🫠)
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witneys face at the wedding said it all,i laughed at the wedding photo shown in tonights episode though,you would have to be blind (or really love toast) to not see her thoughts on that marriage or poor Duka. i think they must all be there for social media likes or to promote themselves. i think kasia and kwame have come to some aggreement, but have not done the deed and i would love to see kasia and gemma on a girls night out somewhere, (with or without strippers), that could be a series worth watching on its own :ROFLMAO:
 
ScarlettOHaha said:
That awful musician who still lived with his mum at the age of 51, REALLY wanted to settle down, GOD he was creepy.
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awe love him,he just needed laying,im sure he is a virgin :ROFLMAO:

Its_Me said:
Looks like he’s just gone “Wifi signal. Yeh whack that there” “Single rose. Yeh anywhere” “Random words. Where ever there’s space mate”’
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he most likely fell asleep drunk at a party and someone had been given a tattoo gun for christmas
 
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Matt is so angry!:m I struggle watching him, he has that butt hurt face and narrowed eyes. When one of the panel told him to quit the sarcasm he was seething. Also, is that a machete tattooed on the side of his face? Could you imagine going through airport security with him! He is giving off deeply insecure so trying to be "different" with all the tattoos, hair and toxic masculinity.

When he exaggerated about her mast*****g in the restaurant. He did that on the couch to throw her under the bus.

Even if it did work for them, he's shown what he's like during a confrontation and it's not nice! He argues like he's at nursery. Can't argue like an adult with maturity. Plus the vest on at what looked like a dinner party....big arrogant creep.

I do feel bad for Gemma. Although it's hilarious hearing all the fodder that fires out her mouth. It's clear she is damaged by her childhood and obviously around her mates has a good giggle with the innuendos and saying stuff for attention. I've got a friend like that and shes a great laugh when you're in an appropriate setting. Gemma hasn't quite sussed that doing it to most men makes them run.

ChickenLicking said:
That's spot on. Miss Anderson got married with a big funfair OTT wedding and it was all over four months later.
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Omfg I've just figured out who your profile is :ROFLMAO:
 
breakfastattiffanys said:
Jenna is a pure melt!

Why does Kwame pipe up like he's on a podcast! Nobody caresssss
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he likes the sound of his own voice,made me laugh when he told chatna (or whatever her name is) off, because jorden is his mate,he should concentrate on his own wife and do the dirty,he wouldnt have the energy for anything else then. i think kasia and gemma are too much women for kwame and matt,they think they are the alpha males, but they cant cope :ROFLMAO:

Miss Begotten said:
Is Duka a masochist, a raving tosspot or THAT desperate to be on telly?
[/i think hes a simple soul,hes missed his calling,he should be a vicar :ROFLMAO:
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theGC said:
This gets worse/hilarious as you watch it 😂😂😂😂😂 what about absolute twit 😂😂😂

GUYS IM HOWLINGGGGG

THE RASPBERRY BLOWING GAHAHAHA

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just noticed, hes ginger. being the mother of a ginger and having a few in the family,i can tell you now, he has anger issues and is crackers. dont mess with those gingers, they are nuts ! my daughters still banned from the vets ,their receptionist quit,they now have a buzzing in system, to get in and security on the door, the doctor threw her off his books and shes banned fom her kids school and thats just this years events !
 
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