Married at First Sight UK #9 Gobble gobble

[Clovis]

WE NEED ANSWERS! Did she actually masturbate in a restaurant?!

 

[Murphygirl]

This series is so boring, what season of the aus version do people recommend watching for the best drama?

series 6 is great

 

[docmum]

I’ve just had the pleasure of comparing his tats on IG and yes it is! Seems there are worse things than him in a vest!

Never mind the tats, what’s the rest of him like?!

the faces in the room at the masturbation comment will keep me laughing until tomorrow night. Wonder if they put that one on gogglebox.

Anyway, until tomorrow night you beauties.. zigazig-ahh

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Hahaha do you mean bikey?

bikey but my auto says otherwise

 

[sparklemoon12]

 

[crispycrunch]

bikey but my auto says otherwise

What are you guys trying to say??? P-IKEY???

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

bikey but my auto says otherwise

Why won't it let me say it

What are you guys trying to say??? P-IKEY???

God I am so stressed. yessss

 

[crispycrunch]

Why won't it let me say it


God I am so stressed. yessss

P-IKEY!!!!!!

I put the - and it seems to work

duck me that was difficult trying to decode what you lot were trying to say

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What are you guys trying to say??? P-IKEY???

Yes. Tattle thanks to my brother I’m still legally related to one (for now) and I’m not being disrespectful even though I did threaten to set fire to one of their caravans .

 

[Diagnosis123]

It's over

 

[aimzalicious]

Quasiblowjo

This series is so boring, what season of the aus version do people recommend watching for the best drama?

Season 6 is iconic, just perfect reality TV, if you want to watch any MAFS Aus series, do s6

but s8 was great too (the thread on here for s8 was IMPECCABLE) and had this guy and This Line™:

S9 was really good, the iconic Dom glass smashing incident happened in that series

Can you tell I love MAFS Aus lmao

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Gemma reminds me of youtuber Helen Anderson. I feel like if Helen was on MAFS she would come out with very similar vulgar conversations. Totally bizarre behaviour.

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

Sorry if it’s been asked already, but what does matts a.r.l.o tattoo mean on his eyebrow? Any ideas?

 

[HaloGirl]

series 6 is great

Second 6. It was good.

 

[SophSpinsSillyStories]

Sorry if it’s been asked already, but what does matts a.r.l.o tattoo mean on his eyebrow? Any ideas?

He’s a big fan of the Disney film The Good Dinosaur

 

[J2607]

Gemma has not yet referenced the “masturbation accusation” (new thread title) on her stories, loads of people must have questioned her about it. This makes me think it’s true

 

[Nadia Vulvokov]

Gemma has not yet referenced the “masturbation accusation” (new thread title) on her stories, loads of people must have questioned her about it. This makes me think it’s true

She didn't seem to deny it on the couch either!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

What the duck is this

 

[J2607]

What the duck is this

Nah I’m sorry I had to stop half way through, before the ground swallowed me up. I now hate him more than Gemma. Imagine being a grown man and posting that

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

That beatboxing was not normal. It sounded part burp.