Married at First Sight UK #9 Gobble gobble

[breakfastattiffanys]

The sofa's make me more claustrophobic every year.

 

[AnonyGoss]

Everyone is bleeping weird. That's all I gotta say about this show.
Anyway, see you all back again tomorrow!

 

[crispycrunch]

Eh why are they making out it was a success on the couch

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Please Gemma, say to him, now let’s have a celebratory 69.

 

[ElektraWintour]

Omg George looks like he’s going to kill April

 

[Ros79]

This was the dullest commitment ceremony so far.

 

[docmum]

sh3p3rdsp1e

comment of the week

 

[lokp0009]

This was the dullest commitment ceremony so far.

It was absolutely shite

 

[J2607]

Oh God of course he's "blunt", aka a bleep.

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Did anyone see the shape of Gemma as she walked off the sofa
Dunno why that made me laugh she just looked really slumped over or something

 

[Now I get it]

Love and hate week for this group of emotional wrecks! Jeez. Better get those tissues ready.....

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Urghhh that preview of SPH in his vest gave me massive Onslow vibes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Omg look what I’ve just seen on the Twitter hashtag

 

[Its_Me]

Matt at a couples dinner in his wife beater vest is gonna give me nightmares

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

Imagine after all this, gemma and Matt shag and he’s tit in bed or got a tiny cock and basically she’s just caused all this drama for nothing!!

Or even funnier….she’s a tit shag after making out she’s so amazing!

 

[crispycrunch]

Did anyone see the shape of Gemma as she walked off the sofa
Dunno why that made me laugh she just looked really slumped over or something

Proper hunch back walking off

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Did anyone see the shape of Gemma as she walked off the sofa
Dunno why that made me laugh she just looked really slumped over or something

Same!!! She was like the hunchback

 

[Miss Begotten]

George is starting to get scary.

Omg George looks like he’s going to kill April

He genuinely scares me. April is fake as duck but he’s a next level nut job.

 

[theGC]

Omg look what I’ve just seen on the Twitter hashtag View attachment 1595919

Need episode details asap to see if his tiny dick energy is correct

 

[Danielle0120]

Imagine after all this, gemma and Matt shag and he’s tit in bed or got a tiny cock and basically she’s just caused all this drama for nothing!!

I mean she's very confident in her shagging abilities and "I've got one hell of a blow job on me" is a big statement, I reckon she's shite and all talk