Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

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Clementine said:
I hope I’ve done this right! (Spoiler below)

If you read Thomas’ Instagram though, he’s full of praise for her and how much better he feels about himself because of her. It’s quite confusing at what’s being shown to what he’s actually disclosing about the experience.
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I know what you mean, I looked at both of their stories last night and cannot work out how they are the way they are with what we are being shown. It's all very odd! Nathaniel also put up a post recently about how they were the best couple. Either there is a HUGE turnaround for them, or we really are being shown something completely different.
 
Omg Porsha's carrying on is booooring. She goes on and on with such nonsense that you can tell sometimes even she forgets why she's supposed to be upset. When I saw that Terrence wrote 'leave' my heart sank because you know she'll be using that all week to self-victimise even further.

I thought Laura got off very lightly, she's been a right witch to her husband, I wish he had the confidence to tell her to shove it. Instead he's fully swallowed the narrative that he's punching and needs to work for her approval! Why do the experts go along with this gaslighting!!

Love Georges and Pegs, they're both so unserious that I think they might actually be quite well matched. It was camp comedy genius when she spoke in a quivering voice about him being asked to squat from different angles. They are going to provide some much needed comic relief this series I think.
 
I've finally caught up after my holiday. Assisted by being stuck in front of the TV all day yesterday with covid 🤣

Managed to follow along with Tattle & very much enjoying the banter as usual.

I think Ella looks like Jodie March once she started with the lip fillers.

Definitely not a fan of Skoda, he views of being looked after are outdated & embarrassing, especially when she seems to have nothing to offer but a nasty personality & fake tears.

My favourite couple are those who haven't done the nasty yet - can't remember what they're called 😳
 
Reptile man after his adventurous sex
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Suecee said:
I've finally caught up after my holiday. Assisted by being stuck in front of the TV all day yesterday with covid 🤣

Managed to follow along with Tattle & very much enjoying the banter as usual.

I think Ella looks like Jodie March once she started with the lip fillers.

Definitely not a fan of Skoda, he views of being looked after are outdated & embarrassing, especially when she seems to have nothing to offer but a nasty personality & fake tears.

My favourite couple are those who haven't done the nasty yet - can't remember what they're called 😳
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Paul and Tasha

And yes, Ella is a bit Jodie Marshy. Ridiculous lips. Must be like kissing a rubber duck.
 
Shona and Brad have been married a week and he's already wanted to go the extra extra mile. I would be quite offended if someone I had only slept with a few times wanted to spice it up quickly if you aren't comfortable with them. The sooner they are off the screen the better.

Was not surprised terrance said leave she seems so hard to please. Can it be Monday now? (I never say that)
 
pommobear said:
I don't think this is a spoiler at all but people are very touchy on here about them so I am putting it behind a spoiler window just in case

there is beef between Laura and Georges on instagram
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I don't have insta would love to see this stuff
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I can imagine Shona and Bradley The Explorers starting some health wellness spa.
These neck pics are cracking me up 🤣 😂
He is rather long
He defiantely got the long windy neck to explore a bit further 😅 gives me tantric sex vibes

I really like Shona and think he is lucky to have her because she is someone who loves hard

Is he actually a cult leader? Shamen? I can imagine him doing yoga 🧘‍♂️ 🕉

I can't imagine he has an office job 😳
Some women at my work fancy him. I see he is a looker but seems full of himself 🤔
 
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I've just caught up and had to offer a couple of thoughts...
- Brad and Shona... i like Shona (sorry) she's stunning, sweet, and I reckon stronger than she might appear to some here. Brad though... agree with the cult leader vibes and he's the mash up of Jay from Inbetweeners and Pete Wicks, see below.
- Arthur and Ekin-Ruth... don't see the attraction about Arthur, I just see an old man's face, nice bod but bad hair and the white lies thing would worry me though I thought the vows thing caused something of an overreaction
- Liz Truss and.... what's his name... he's a sweetie, will make someone a great husband one day, wish he had healed a bit before coming on this show
- Portia and Terrence... I'm liking him, he's not into the drama. She's.... just.... awful. Probably okay deep down but I'm embarrassed for her right now
- Jay and the Essex guy... I really hope he's genuine, just a little concerned as not his first reality rodeo. So far like them both a lot.
- Tasha and Paul... she is soooo Chanita, I do want to get her a stylist, but love these two - banter's great.
- Ella and Nathanial... yeah, nah
- Peggy and David Mitchell.... he's a dick, she's growing on me but I question anyone who has enough cash to get cosmetic treatments then goes and completely overdoes it to the point they looks ridiculous. Why Peggy?????


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