Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[Kas01980]

He just looks dirty. I know tattoos are a look but I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone who looks like they've just been coloured in. Badly.

Their massage is the least sexy thing ever - and they're sharing a screen with GeorgeS

I suspect Peggy and GeorgeS have fundamentally different opinions on romance. He's basic, she's read too many Mills and Boone. The romance ones, not the erotic ones.

I'm waiting for tantric sex or some tit be mentioned at some point by him

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

I'm dying of acid reflux as it is and and the verge on throwing up, think that last 15 mins has tipped me over the edge

 

[NoTeaHere]

Could she stop talking about her private parts please?. She’s just drawing more attention to them!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I liked Brad yesterday
Me no likey now

Yep. I’m guessing it was the crystal wafting, wanky bollocks combined with the cringetastic massage and his unsubtle attempts to find out if she took it up the arse?

 

[Twixchick]

I have been distracted by Rylan going on an Instagram live, trying to find a snake, he has snake catchers in and all

 

[Now I get it]

As soon as you see her, you know exactly where she's from. She definitely wouldn't look or act out of place on TOWIE

I know. No personality? Literally nothing.... hopefully she grows a pair later on....

 

[Kas01980]

Advertising Tinder on TV now? They can stick that tit right up their arse!

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Advertising Tinder on TV now? They can stick that tit right up their arse!

Brad?

 

[Diagnosis123]

"A smile that lights up the room"

 

[mozzarellagirl]

"GOD OF A MAN" give me strength

 

[Sonz1981]

I have been distracted by Rylan going on an Instagram live, trying to find a snake, he has snake catchers in and all

What in the UK????

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Obvious where we're going with Shad. Shes admitted she's PG, he clearly thinks he's a cross between eyeball Paul and a tantric sex God. She's not gonna want it, he's gonna want it constantly and he'll expect her to 'loosen up' while he twats sage about the place yada yada yada.

 

[Aussie]

I have been distracted by Rylan going on an Instagram live, trying to find a snake, he has snake catchers in and all

The size of that bleeping thing!

 

[me myself and karma]

Is he trying to put her off?

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

"A smile that lights up the room"
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I mean, I see no difference to be honest!

 

[amp63]

They've literally edited Ella and Nathaniel out as if they didn't exist

 

[AbnormalFrog]

"A smile that lights up the room"
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Don't you usually edit the pics a bit?

 

[Aussie]

What in the UK????

Yes! I would have to move!

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I have been distracted by Rylan going on an Instagram live, trying to find a snake, he has snake catchers in and all

Mate I cannot watch this. I am terrified!

 

[Penisdlite]

They've literally edited Ella and Nathaniel out as if they didn't exist

I was wondering where they’d gone