Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[pommynoir]

Neither do I but Porsha is very entitled, what exactly is SHE bringing to the relationship. So far it’s about what he can provide her. Awful woman.

No same, porsha is awful. Horrific. She doesn’t think she has to bring anything to their relationship but her looks and *probably* tit sex.

 

[pommobear]

I like tattoos but seriously, Brad looks like my 7 year old has been let loose on him with a black sharpie.

 

[Sonz1981]

I feel quite dirty after having to witness that massage by the crystal wankers. Yuck

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Brad not so subtly telling her he wants anal

I was just about to post the exact same thing. That whole speach was just code for do you take it up the bum

 

[Scotch Mist]

duck off Porsha you pretentious witch

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Sorry but Brad is a mixture of the whole of Take That except Gazza B!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

A sex god in the form of a bloke that looks like the back of a school desk covered in graffiti.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Electorcuted by a malfunctioning microphone.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

peggy and shona have gone into survival mode. delusion activated

 

[AbnormalFrog]

Porshe sucks but honestly when on earth is Terence even going to have time for a marriage

 

[chickenlittle367]

This batch of couples are boring

 

[amp63]

Peggy is soooo generic looking. Neither good-looking or ugly. Like an AI person. Nowt interesting.....

As soon as you see her, you know exactly where she's from. She definitely wouldn't look or act out of place on TOWIE

 

[Stella27]

A sex god in the form of a bloke that looks like the back of a school desk covered in graffiti.

Honestly, I just laughed out loud at this

 

[Kas01980]

Those red tatts on Brad's face look like sores

Nasty dose of herpes probs

 

[Miss M]

Electorcuted by a malfunctioning microphone.
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stop it

 

[Danielle0120]

I liked Brad yesterday
Me no likey now

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Sorry but Brad is a mixture of the whole of Take That except Gazza B!

You've not seen him dance yet...

 

[Trentsetter]

Shonas face is so long she can’t close her mouth fully. Well annoying me

 

[Diagnosis123]

Just stop talking

 

[Its_Me]

I think Porsha and Terence are one of the worst matches ever I don’t like her but I feel sorry for them both really