Married at First Sight UK #3 ‘Up your effing b*ll*cks you are!’

[LoXLo]

I don’t go 50/50 with my husband and he’s giving me the side eye watching this.
Maybe I’m a 10/10 like porsha is

Neither do I but Porsha is very entitled, what exactly is SHE bringing to the relationship. So far it’s about what he can provide her. Awful woman.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I’m warming to Georges

Poster in trouble people. This is not a drill.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

What is this condescending tit about he's never been in love so she knows better

 

[JombleWomble]

Why is Mrs Hinch getting her knickers in a twist over something she’s never going to do ? Although I’d put money on her mind could be changed with enough money!!

It is coming across a bit "the lady doth protest too much" to me. Why get so defensive about something you don't do? Georges makes my skin crawl but I think in that conversation she'd have found fault with whatever his answer had been.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Brad not so subtly telling her he wants anal

 

[loveulongtime0]

bleeping hell Peggy’s bar is looooow. She’s talking like he owns her

 

[crackfox]

Actually can’t deal with the crystal couple make me feel queasy just listening to them talk absolute bollocks constantly

 

[mozzarellagirl]

im slightly ahead of you all watching it online and i knew that massage would set you all off

 

[SaLou]

Genuinely prefer tit obsessed Georges to this slimy crystal wanking bellend who strikes me as one of the most pretentious and insincere people I've ever seen on TV.

"Slimy crystal wanking bellend"

 

[Kas01980]

Internally and externally never have those two words sounded so seedy

 

[Scotch Mist]

Those red tatts on Brad's face look like sores

 

[Miss M]

‘SEX GOD’

 

[Now I get it]

Peggy is soooo generic looking. Neither good-looking or ugly. Like an AI person. Nowt interesting.....

 

[brunettexxxbabe]

Brad and Shona are cringing me out so so bad. Literally having to look away.

 

[Zulkraa]

Brad wants to be fisted with a crystal

 

[HmmmReally]

Porsha is a broke biaaatch
What you bringing to the table!!!!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

A sex god in the form of a bloke that looks like the back of a school desk covered in graffiti.

 

[Penisdlite]

E4 might need to pay for my therapy after this series

 

[thegrumpos]

Jesus my eyes need bleaching after that massage

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

Genuinely prefer tit obsessed Georges to this slimy crystal wanking bellend who strikes me as one of the most pretentious and insincere people I've ever seen on TV.

He just looks dirty. I know tattoos are a look but I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone who looks like they've just been coloured in. Badly.

Their massage is the least sexy thing ever - and they're sharing a screen with GeorgeS

I suspect Peggy and GeorgeS have fundamentally different opinions on romance. He's basic, she's read too many Mills and Boone. The romance ones, not the erotic ones.