Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[Unicorn_Poop]

Take a shot every time Jess says she wants someone to look after her
(BUT SHE DOESNT NEED ANYONE TOO. SHES GOT A RANGE ROVER DONCHAKNOW)

 

[aimzalicious]

You can’t help yourself can you? You just had to find a way to post a photo of that dingbat.

I knew you'd love it Miss B

 

[Jt2020]

Pjay you’ve totally stuffed it up now… by not swimming with sharks, how will you provide for Jess?!

 

[Kas01980]

Sharks are my favourite animals. Jealous jess has PJ & sharks.

Love them too and that's next on my list of things to do next year

 

[Miss Begotten]

“She’s ordering what she wants, it’s a little bit frustrating”

Fuuuuuucking hell Zoe have a chicken nugget and chill out

How dare she order what SHE wants to eat?
If you want to be a bloody vegan that’s fine, but trying to force YOUR choice on someone else is bloody ridiculous.

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Oh Jena. Why didn't you just stipulate vegans only. Poor Zoe being made to feel guilty for wanting to eat food off the menu. Its not like she wanted them to go out and catch her a kitten to roast.

I actually really like Zoe, Jenna not so much. I'm not even gay but I think I'd quite like to date Zoe. She seems cool and laid back and nice.

 

[Clovis]

Looooool at Zoe ordering the lamb medium instead of medium rare as she thinks it would offend Jenna less

I was hoping she'd order the veal.

 

[coconochanel]

Dont worry Jess if the shark takes your leg off Im sure PJay will make you a cup of tea.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Jess calling PJ a geezer makes me wanna throw up even more then kwame saying baby and the fucker has said baby multiple times.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jess calling PJ a geezer makes me wanna throw up even more then kwame saying baby and the fucker has said baby multiple times.

I think Kwame is the sort of bloke who calls all the women he meets baby in case he fucks up and gets their name wrong.

 

[coconochanel]

Kwame's Barry white voice gives me the ick.

 

[bananabutter]

I’d love to send Zoe on a date with my dad. His response when asked how he’d like his steak is always “so rare a decent vet could bring it back to life”

 

[LaBlonde]

I actually really like Zoe, Jenna not so much. I'm not even gay but I think I'd quite like to date Zoe. She seems cool and laid back and nice.

she’s the best contestant by far imo - i would absolutely date her, she’s cool and chilled, and being as considerate as she can be of jenna (who is being ridiculous!)

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Jenny should be grateful. When I went to Iceland I ended up eating puffin. Absolutely delicious

 

[Its_Me]

I don’t eat meat, never have but my husband is a big meat eater, doesn’t even eat fish and we manage fine, I’m just not offended by anyone who eats differently to me and if I waited for someone who did eat the same and also had all the qualities he has I’d probably die alone.

Also agree, Zoe seems an alright chick.

 

[Kas01980]

Can't get over how dog rough Jess actually is

 

[crispycrunch]

Why are they dressed like my dustbin men

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You can’t help yourself can you? You just had to find a way to post a photo of that dingbat.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

God its a tough season to decide who twit of the series is.

 

[paulpercy666]

wonder how many times a year Jess brushes her hair