Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[Miss Begotten]

Yes Zoe! Stick to your bloody guns girl!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Why is it frustrating? Zoe’s not berating her for choosing vegan food
It’s no wonder vegans have such a bad reputation for being utter wankstains

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The death stare over the lamb

 

[bananabutter]

“She’s ordering what she wants, it’s a little bit frustrating”

Fuuuuuucking hell Zoe have a chicken nugget and chill out

 

[Justrealising]

I love Zoe!

 

[paulpercy666]

who thought this vegan storyline would be at all interesting? i just wanna talk

 

[joibly]

Looooool at Zoe ordering the lamb medium instead of medium rare as she thinks it would offend Jenna less

 

[Aussie]

Kwame just wanted a free holiday and a profile boost. He is so not interested in Kasia.

Yeah let's be real. He would have had loads of one night stands

 

[coconochanel]

Why do people have to push their lifestyle choices on someone else? you want to be vegan good for you BUT SHE ISNT!

 

[aimzalicious]

John Bishop is acting like matt from MAFS AUS

hahahah The Virgin Matthew™

 

[Thank(space)you]

Sharks are my favourite animals. Jealous jess has PJ & sharks.

 

[bananabutter]

Oh god she's ordered the lamb

Medium rare, practically still baaaaaing

 

[Jt2020]

Jess is not giving this 100% at all. She’s already checked out of this marriage but will stay to keep her face on the telly!

 

[Its_Me]

Kasia seems drunk and is planning to get railed and I respect it

I need some of her confidence plz

Nah man the energy isn’t being reciprocated it’s embarrassing

 

[ElektraWintour]

Pjay leaving Jess to the sharks

 

[under the ivy]

Pjay in the corner of the boat has me wheezing

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

If vegan lady wanted a vegan wife she should have said.

Pisses me off so much.

 

[calmyourritas]

Ffs “I just want someone to look after me”

He can’t help being scared of sharks the poor love

 

[paulpercy666]

oh come on it’s hardly jaws circling the boat

 

[Clovis]

Even the sharks weren't interested in having a nibble of Jess. Don't blame 'em.